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Chillie
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Chillie @chilliebean.bsky.social · Oct 31
Now live! The Warlock and the Werewolf, a #cashe fic to warm you up on this spoopiest of days.

Mind the tags. Rated explicit.

archiveofourown.org/works/73347161
The Warlock and the Werewolf - ChillieBean - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
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chaser.com.au
He spends two hours every day condescendingly replying to random fans of women's sport from an account with a ute profile picture.

Read this article and many more in The Chaser Annual 2025: chasershop.com/products/the...
Guy who "doesn't care about women's sport" weirdly unable to just shut the fuck up about it
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "put me down as hugely fuckin' skeptical"
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
🐋
Star Trek IV The Voyage Home scene. Famous workplace buddies Kirk & Spock are standing outdoors, outside some large building (it's an aquarium but you didn't hear that from me) with many background folks coming and going, 1980s clothing everywhere. We have Kirk in uniform and Spock in a white bathrobe with wet hair as if he just climbed out of the water. (He just climbed out of the water) They are talking to a woman, standing with the ocean to her back. Pic 1 and 2 on Kirk and Spock, Spock speaking, closed caption reads, "They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales." Pic 3 is focused on the woman with the ocean in the background, she looks pissed and skeptical, closed caption reads, "I suppose they told you that, huh?" Pic 4 now back on Kirk and Spock, caption reads, "The hell they did." Alt in pic 1! Also fun humpback whale fact, they have some of the most complex songs of any animal in the wild! Alt in pic 1! Also fun humpback whale fact, they have three stomachs! Alt in pic 1! Also fun humpback whale fact, their tails in some ways act as their fingerprint and are unique to each whale!
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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abrightgreencity.bsky.social
Three panels Panel one: A dog holding a Frisbee Caption: Pls spend boost economy Panel two: Someone reaching for the Frisbee, the dog is angry. NO WAGE! Panel three: Close up on the angry dog. ONLY SPEND!
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "well excuse the shit outta me"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "please consider therapy or fucking off"
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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chaser.com.au
The PM hopes that this will finally land him the endorsement that will never come. chaser.com.au/national/alb...
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "oh hey it's this dumbshit again"
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're close in on McCoy in his blue uniform. He looks serious. Closed caption reads, "THERE'S A GROWING IMBALANCE OF BODY FUNCTIONS..."
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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dei2dei.bsky.social
also, y'know, I have this out today - and "mildly dubious consentacles" is probably the best tag I've ever had applied to a story.
duckprintspress.com unforth | Claire Houck | Duck Prints Press @duckprintspress.com · 3d
Short story: "Can't Let Go" by @dei2dei.bsky.social

Excerpt:
The faint glow has moved farther away.

A cloud of bioluminescence moving like that? Her heart rate kicks up, interest piqued. Hope spreads in her chest. Something this unusual might be just what she needs.

🧵
A book cover with a simple, classical motif in shades of ecru and red. The Duck Prints Press logo, featuring the name of the business, a series of rainbow duck prints, and a white duck, is at the bottom. The title is "Can't Let Go" and the author is Dei Walker. Tags are provided: Modern with Magic * F/F * Undersea Encounters - Mildly Dubious Consentacles
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "get real, dickshit"
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "I find myself profoundly fuckin un-motivated"
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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stefscribbles.bsky.social
gotta go fast
sonic drawn as a tiny hedgehog
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "yeah, fuck that plan"
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Ten Forward, a future space bar (social club not keyboard) and see Riker leaning forward and eating soup and chatting with a humanoid alien who has a bit of forehead loaf. In the background, two crew member extras appear to be having a saucy date, as evidenced by some hand touching. There's gotta be a story there. Ok, back to the main scene, Riker and guest w/soup, closed caption reads, "We prefer to stay warm by sleeping with a friend."
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "don't bring that shit into my life"
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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effinbirds.com
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "not a fucking chance"
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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thefeloniousmonk.com
Leave little Saruman alone.
smokecigarettes.bsky.social Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 5d
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
weird dog with long white hair that drags on the floor.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Dr. Crusher, in her blue Doctor's uniform, stands at a food replicator station. She looks pissed, but like quiet controlled pissed not wild crazy pissed. Closed caption reads, "Computer, deactivate food slot."
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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debjitduttaart.bsky.social
What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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effinbirds.com
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP"
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM