🌿🐛 chicorie
@chiccori.bsky.social
absolute fool for yummy recipes, naturecore, and finding peace in this wild world
🍃 sober since january 🍃
🍃 sober since january 🍃
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Spotted in Denver, Colorado 😊
April 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Spotted in Denver, Colorado 😊
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Knitting, boycotting, knitting, knitting, boycotting, cursing, knitting, protesting… #knitsky #showmeyourknits 🧶✨
April 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Knitting, boycotting, knitting, knitting, boycotting, cursing, knitting, protesting… #knitsky #showmeyourknits 🧶✨
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hillbilly is short for hilliam william. not many people know this
April 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
hillbilly is short for hilliam william. not many people know this
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mr president? more like mr unprecedented. is this anything
April 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
mr president? more like mr unprecedented. is this anything
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“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi
theonion.com/man-who...
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]
theonion.com
April 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi
theonion.com/man-who...
theonion.com/man-who...
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Overheard on the train in DC today:
Person #1: I don't want to talk about that. You know I don't do politics.
Person #2: Yeah, but politics is doing you right now so we are going to talk about it.
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Y'all. If you can be anyone, be Person #2: my new hero. 🫶🏼
Person #1: I don't want to talk about that. You know I don't do politics.
Person #2: Yeah, but politics is doing you right now so we are going to talk about it.
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Y'all. If you can be anyone, be Person #2: my new hero. 🫶🏼
April 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Overheard on the train in DC today:
Person #1: I don't want to talk about that. You know I don't do politics.
Person #2: Yeah, but politics is doing you right now so we are going to talk about it.
.
Y'all. If you can be anyone, be Person #2: my new hero. 🫶🏼
Person #1: I don't want to talk about that. You know I don't do politics.
Person #2: Yeah, but politics is doing you right now so we are going to talk about it.
.
Y'all. If you can be anyone, be Person #2: my new hero. 🫶🏼
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tfw you’re a salmon at mating season but a bad swimmer
April 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
tfw you’re a salmon at mating season but a bad swimmer
i broke up with my bf because he fell down the far right twitter pipeline, and last weekend he went to d.c. while the protests were going on. he called me yesterday to tell me about these two buses that had regular folks coming on and off of them, but he was seeing live tweets from his feed -
April 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i broke up with my bf because he fell down the far right twitter pipeline, and last weekend he went to d.c. while the protests were going on. he called me yesterday to tell me about these two buses that had regular folks coming on and off of them, but he was seeing live tweets from his feed -
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Denver Colorado love it.
April 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Denver Colorado love it.
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you live longer getting the death penalty in America than you do getting an insurance denial so like, way to make his point
April 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
you live longer getting the death penalty in America than you do getting an insurance denial so like, way to make his point
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thinking about how sephora has the 140 dollar eye cream on a shelf and cvs keeps the $5.99 covergirl eyeshadow duo with a plastic sponge applicator locked in a cell under video surveillance
April 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
thinking about how sephora has the 140 dollar eye cream on a shelf and cvs keeps the $5.99 covergirl eyeshadow duo with a plastic sponge applicator locked in a cell under video surveillance
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Attention, visitors. Please disregard the previous announcement stating “Any part of the zoo can be a petting zoo if you’re not a coward.” And Pete, stay away from the goddam PA system.
April 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Attention, visitors. Please disregard the previous announcement stating “Any part of the zoo can be a petting zoo if you’re not a coward.” And Pete, stay away from the goddam PA system.
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never let them take your whimsy
April 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
never let them take your whimsy
i'm thinking goya beans promo in the oval office mixed with that time he thought you needed an ID to go grocery shopping type shit coming up next
April 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i'm thinking goya beans promo in the oval office mixed with that time he thought you needed an ID to go grocery shopping type shit coming up next
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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listen, it’s not a good time
hello to all women
April 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
listen, it’s not a good time
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Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
i think about this interaction at least twice per week these days
"Can conservative men finally leave us alone now?"
www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromo...
"Can conservative men finally leave us alone now?"
www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromo...
April 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i think about this interaction at least twice per week these days
"Can conservative men finally leave us alone now?"
www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromo...
"Can conservative men finally leave us alone now?"
www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromo...
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cemetery near me has a sign saying "you have a place here". welcoming but ominous i guess
April 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
cemetery near me has a sign saying "you have a place here". welcoming but ominous i guess
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White Rock Mountain, Co. Slide scan #2. I shot this frame a few minutes earlier than the frame posted last week. Watching the morning fog drift up and away is quiet revelation.
#stunday #whiterockmountain #colorado #kodachrome #mountain #landscape #artsky #blueskyartshow #artsky #scape
#stunday #whiterockmountain #colorado #kodachrome #mountain #landscape #artsky #blueskyartshow #artsky #scape
April 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
White Rock Mountain, Co. Slide scan #2. I shot this frame a few minutes earlier than the frame posted last week. Watching the morning fog drift up and away is quiet revelation.
#stunday #whiterockmountain #colorado #kodachrome #mountain #landscape #artsky #blueskyartshow #artsky #scape
#stunday #whiterockmountain #colorado #kodachrome #mountain #landscape #artsky #blueskyartshow #artsky #scape
