Chelsea
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Chelsea
@chelseajeanine.bsky.social
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one problem with the timing of the nba cup is that it's smack dab in holiday party season meaning you're either at a party while it's happening OR you have to go to beddybye way earlier than it ends because you're resting up for past/future parties
December 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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David? What’s next, frickin Nightvid? I’m sick you can’t get mad about this
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I saw these live in the store once and sent a pic to my friends saying I was so excited I could finally try Goldfish now that they made a version For Me and they thought I was serious that I had never had a Goldfish before because there wasn't a princess variant.
Princess Goldfish (2014-circa 2019): Cheddar Goldfish crackers, dyed a sickly pink color, and sold in bags featuring a whimsical fairytale aesthetic. A Target-exclusive for the first year, before making their way to other retailers
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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John Fetterman looks and behaves like something germans from the 1800’s warned their grandchildren about
September 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If you see a beautiful woman with beautiful new nails eating a chocolate bar on the train...yes it's me
July 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Finally, professional basketball in Philadelphia
BREAKING: The WNBA announced it is adding three more expansion teams in the coming years that will be located in Cleveland, Philadelphia and Detroit.
June 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
ha ha ha the pleasure I'm getting imagining him all raged out in his dumb car stuck in the traffic he opposes fixing through congestion pricing ha ha ha
Cuomo lost, in part, because he navigated New York like a suburbanite

www.politico.com/news/2025/06...
June 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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“Existing in this world? That’s a statement of bravery. One we applaud you for. Don’t ever underestimate how much courage it takes to be human. We’re all in this fight together”
-the back of every bag of like, ranch-flavored pita chips
June 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Imagine having to live your whole life as that dasha person ugh bleh
June 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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coffee machine ice cream maker combo...come on mamas lets put on our thinking caps
June 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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NO KINGS INCLUDES KINGS OF LEON!!!!!
June 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Where I grew up Wheel came first and that made a lot of sense. Easing in. Starting with a little amuse bouche.
Imagine being Wheel Of Fortune and every single night for 80 years you gotta follow Jeopardy
June 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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An underappreciated aspect of this election is that, if Cuomo wins, the lives of any gov't employees who have to interact with him will be made worse. Not just from the likely leering (if you're his type) but also the well-documented effect his dumb machismo has on people who have to work for him.
June 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The WNBA is back today!
Here's what I'm watching for
- the way they dribble up and down the court
- my favorite play, the alley oop
- the pick and roll, the give and go
- basketball
- Bow Wow let's go
May 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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The difference between JJ Redick and I is if someone lightly accused me of not being entirely competent, I would agree with them and start crying
May 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mmhmm yes. This is an errand, not an outting!! It's grocery shopping. Nicer than being actually in a grocery store sure! BUT.
Why do people pretend farmers markets are fun to go to? Farmers markets are not fun, and we must do everything we can to dismantle the systems that manipulate and lie to us about this. Who is with me
April 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Extremely Heidecker coded
Hegseth had booze on his mind at 8:30 this morning
April 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
For me the problem with this song is that I lived through the era of it's near ubiquity as a Facebook status / away message. The title of the song is played out even if the song itself isn't ?
I love The Beastie Boys and "An Open Letter to NYC" but it's just a little too tied to 9/11 to be as timeless as "New York I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down" which is about how NYC isn't as good as it used to be which is a universal feeling among New Yorkers.
April 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Please enjoy this project documenting Slovakian bus stops. www.instagram.com/zastavkaproj...
March 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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now featuring the entire bracketology playlist! nygroove.nyc/21st-century...
March 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
WHAT A MATCHUP
March 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I attribute 98% of whatever chill I possess to repeated views of the crayon factory.
Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Please stop listening to computer
76ers president Daryl Morey explained how his team uses A.I. models in decision making.
March 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I'm crying. He tried to drive his lil pretend car with Jared.
December 4, 2024 at 6:46 AM