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Bean
@chelbean.bsky.social
New Orleans gardening and costume enthusiast. Shapeshifter.
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The problem with music today is there’s not enough guitar solos
If John Kennedy can be a United States senator, I can be a K-Pop superstar. Anything is possible. Believe in yourself.
September 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I love my lil church key chain
August 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem just announced she's removing the age limit for ICE applicants, which allows literal teenagers to now apply. What could possibly go wrong?
August 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.
July 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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elmo taking a stand against trump
July 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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July 8, 2023
July 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Here are some facts:

1. In the past week, climate-fueled floods killed more than 100 people in Texas.

2. The National Weather Service at NOAA has been under relentless attack by the Trump admin.

3. I asked Trump's NOAA nominee if he supports cuts to its budget. He said yes.
July 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment
July 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Everybody be quiet and let Elon spend billions becoming the Republican version of Jill Stein.
July 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
July 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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AOC: "On this point of tax on tips, as one of the only people in this body who has lived off of tips, I want to tell you a little bit about the scam ... the cap on that is $25,000 while you're jacking up taxes on people who make less than $50,000 across the US ... while kicking them off the ACA."
July 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Diddy getting off with a slap on the wrist is proof positive that our justice system has completely lost the plot and rich folks can get away with *anything*. They really heard ALL THAT and said "Nah tho"
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean “Diddy” Combs acquitted of sex trafficking and racketeering, convicted of prostitution offense.
July 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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IDF officers and soldiers told Israeli media that they were ordered to fire at unarmed civilians near food distribution sites in Gaza, even when no threat was present. Hundreds of Palestinians have been murdered. #3E #FreeGaza
June 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Donald Trump is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet and it is a fucking travesty that those exact words aren't repeated over and over again over loudspeaker in every part of this fucking universe.
June 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Quick note to everyone pretending that Zohran Mamdani somehow favors communism, here’s the Republican president literally saying on camera that he wishes America were more like Communist China.
Trump: "In China, you know how long it takes? One day. It's called President Xi. 'Boom. It's okay.' Over here we're gonna have almost the same thing. We're getting fast approvals."
June 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Marchers gambled with potential police intervention and fines to participate in the annual Budapest Pride, which was outlawed by a law passed by Prime Minister Viktor Orbán's right-wing governing party.
Around 100,000 march in Budapest Pride event in defiance of Hungary's ban
Marchers gambled with potential police intervention and fines to participate in the annual Budapest Pride, which was outlawed by a law passed by Prime Minister Viktor Orbán's right-wing governing party.
n.pr
June 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Accurate
June 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM