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@cheftips.bsky.social
· Feb 18
i am world fameless
“i, state your name, do solemnly swear”
the dementia is BADDDDDDD
the dementia is BADDDDDDD
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“i, state your name, do solemnly swear”
the dementia is BADDDDDDD
the dementia is BADDDDDDD
are we ignoring the fact that our government is just killing random people who they kind of possibly maybe suspect have drugs
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
are we ignoring the fact that our government is just killing random people who they kind of possibly maybe suspect have drugs
i think there just isn’t enough pigeons
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i think there just isn’t enough pigeons
HI QUICK CHEF TIP I GIVE EVERY FEW MONTHS SO NO ONE CAN SAY I DONT GIVE CHEF TIPS
YOU CAN EASILY GET THE CORE OUT OF ICEBERG LETTUCE BY GRIPPING IT AND SLAMMING IT ON THE COUNTER AND THEN IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO GET THE CORE OUT FROM THERE
OK THERES THE TIP, BYE
YOU CAN EASILY GET THE CORE OUT OF ICEBERG LETTUCE BY GRIPPING IT AND SLAMMING IT ON THE COUNTER AND THEN IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO GET THE CORE OUT FROM THERE
OK THERES THE TIP, BYE
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
HI QUICK CHEF TIP I GIVE EVERY FEW MONTHS SO NO ONE CAN SAY I DONT GIVE CHEF TIPS
YOU CAN EASILY GET THE CORE OUT OF ICEBERG LETTUCE BY GRIPPING IT AND SLAMMING IT ON THE COUNTER AND THEN IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO GET THE CORE OUT FROM THERE
OK THERES THE TIP, BYE
YOU CAN EASILY GET THE CORE OUT OF ICEBERG LETTUCE BY GRIPPING IT AND SLAMMING IT ON THE COUNTER AND THEN IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO GET THE CORE OUT FROM THERE
OK THERES THE TIP, BYE
i hate when you wake up to piss but then you just stay up, it’s awful.
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i hate when you wake up to piss but then you just stay up, it’s awful.
i love a good pile of freshly fried seafood and onion rings
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i love a good pile of freshly fried seafood and onion rings
I FUCKING HATE SCHUMER USLESS FUCKING SKELETON, RETIRE BITCH!!!
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I FUCKING HATE SCHUMER USLESS FUCKING SKELETON, RETIRE BITCH!!!
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i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really
hunger should not be political.
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
hunger should not be political.
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Finally listening to her pleading grandkids and giving up the car keys, after 17 near fatal collisions in the past 5 years. Didn’t want to end up like Diane down the block, who just wouldn’t quit until it was too late.
PELOSI JUST ANNOUNCED SHE’S RETIRING!!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Finally listening to her pleading grandkids and giving up the car keys, after 17 near fatal collisions in the past 5 years. Didn’t want to end up like Diane down the block, who just wouldn’t quit until it was too late.
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PELOSI JUST ANNOUNCED SHE’S RETIRING!!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
PELOSI JUST ANNOUNCED SHE’S RETIRING!!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
“In fact I forget to eat, most days, because I worry too much about the wars and fascism.”
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
“In fact I forget to eat, most days, because I worry too much about the wars and fascism.”
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so many good pictures out there
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
so many good pictures out there
and israel is in what congressional district???????!!!!
Senate Democratic Minority Leader Schumer’s decision not to endorse Zohran Mamdani in the NYC mayoral race “was driven in large part…by his self-conception as a guardian of Israel, something he considers a core part of his personal and political identity.”
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
and israel is in what congressional district???????!!!!
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really hope this is the last time this photo and the word 'bloodbath' share a headline
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
really hope this is the last time this photo and the word 'bloodbath' share a headline
PROP 50 ALSO PASSED, A FANTASTIC DAY FOR ELECTIONS
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
PROP 50 ALSO PASSED, A FANTASTIC DAY FOR ELECTIONS
and sherrill???? wow, thanks dick cheney!!!! the departure of your spirit lifted the world from sadness.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
and sherrill???? wow, thanks dick cheney!!!! the departure of your spirit lifted the world from sadness.
more than 1 million new yorkers came out to vote for zohran
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
more than 1 million new yorkers came out to vote for zohran
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Cuomo watch party playing Don't You Forget About Me
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Cuomo watch party playing Don't You Forget About Me
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A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
i think the one thing we can take away from tonight is that when a war criminal dies that equals progressives being elected.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i think the one thing we can take away from tonight is that when a war criminal dies that equals progressives being elected.
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Buncha supposed politics experts are going to spend the next week looking at a young charismatic candidate with an optimistic message like it’s some cryptic formula for cold fusion
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Buncha supposed politics experts are going to spend the next week looking at a young charismatic candidate with an optimistic message like it’s some cryptic formula for cold fusion
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY