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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You don’t say. He only slammed his head into the ground 3 different times and even pointed to his head each time but miraculously was able to finish the game. Concussion protocol when it doesn’t have an effect on the outcome isn’t a protocol.
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Farmers: Where’s MY bailout?!

Dementia president: Here you go!

Farmers, later: Where’s MY bailout?!

Dementia president: Here you go!
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Farmers like him…so glad agrobusiness farmers are getting the bailout they deserve. All being set in motion by the tariffs he imposed that caused farmers to go even further in debt.
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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What a run for Max Verstappen since the summer break! 👏

An unbroken string of podium finishes at ten of the final ten Grands Prix of the season 🤯

#F1
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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"that may be the best form tackle I've seen in 10 years"
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If the Texans had a QB this game would be so out of hand.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Martin Brundle on the vital change in Max Verstappen since Red Bull sacked Christian Horner
Martin Brundle on the vital change in Max Verstappen since Red Bull sacked Christian Horner
Would Max Verstappen be champion this year if Red Bull had sacked Christian Horner earlier?
www.f1oversteer.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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this is praxis??
True story: my Christmas cards all say Happy Holidays on them because I know it pisses off the 3-4 MAGA family members and I’m a catty bitch who loves drama
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m sure there are honorable and upstanding European immigrants here in the US BUT there are also white people from Europe that are breaking the laws, killing people, and taking advantage of our system. But they are white so it doesn’t fit there story.
It's tedious to say: "You should know SOMETHING about US history. Especially if you are prez."

But Jesus H. Christ: These are *exactly* the slurs used on:
-German immigs from B Franklin time onward.
-Irish immig through 1800s.
-Italians/ Greeks/ Poles/ Jews in 1900s
-Asians/Africans/LatAms passim
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Same:Same
I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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@jonbois.bsky.social is this a balk y/n
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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A U.S. soldier was executed on the streets of the U.S. capital, yet the flags remain at full-staff.

But when a hate-peddling podcaster was killed, the flags were lowered to half-staff within hours—and stayed that way for days.

WTH?

Tonight...
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Remember 6 weeks ago when Admiral Alvin Holsey, head of the U.S. military’s southern command, abruptly decided to retire?
Makes me think at least one top-ranking officer knows what a war crime is.
US admiral to retire amid military strikes in Caribbean and tensions with Venezuela
Alvin Holsey just took over the US southern command late last year for a position that normally lasts three years
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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what a play by Nahshon Wright
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Chiefs have the 2nd most money invested into a o-line this year at 90 million, and have gotten sub par performance, they have a WR room that can’t win 1:1 battles and the league knows it. Worthy is overrated, and brown is a 4th option on most teams. all of this Mahomes had them in position to win
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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BUMP
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes: "We can beat anybody, but we've shown that we can lose to anybody..."
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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After a six-day trial in Missouri, a jury sentenced Joshua Rocha to death in the killing of North Kansas City officer Daniel Vasquez. Monday, a judge finalized that sentence.
Clay County judge finalizes death sentence for convicted North KC cop killer
After a six-day trial in Missouri, a jury sentenced Joshua Rocha to death in the killing of North Kansas City officer Daniel Vasquez. Monday, a judge finalized that sentence.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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NEW: PreGamer Thoughts for Chiefs and Mahomes in town for Thanksgiving
bobsturm.substack.com/p/wk-13-the-...
Wk 13 – The King's Thanksgiving Homecoming
Amazingly, Patrick Mahomes has never started a game against the Cowboys in Arlington.
bobsturm.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I’ve never rooted for a senator in my life and never thought I would. And in walks Mark Kelly! I’m so here for this
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Tyson CEO Donnie King made $22.7 million last year.

The week before Thanksgiving, he told 3,200 workers in Lexington, Nebraska that they're losing their jobs.
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM