Chef Maslow
@chefmaslow.bsky.social
Chef/Youth Worker - nb - they/them
My old neighbor who made hating Trudeau her entire identity must be absolutely despondent today.
What will she do with all her bumper stickers now!
What will she do with all her bumper stickers now!
January 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My old neighbor who made hating Trudeau her entire identity must be absolutely despondent today.
What will she do with all her bumper stickers now!
What will she do with all her bumper stickers now!
Reminds of my old Chef who would randomly show up mid-dinner rush, high off his ass on coke so he could scream at us about how he couldn't find something or other in the back fridge
lmao Marc Andreessen saying employees are happy that Elon appears randomly, hopping off his jet, high on ketamine and adderall to “help” his employees solve problems
Wanna bet on how happy those employees are to see Elon?
Wanna bet on how happy those employees are to see Elon?
December 22, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Reminds of my old Chef who would randomly show up mid-dinner rush, high off his ass on coke so he could scream at us about how he couldn't find something or other in the back fridge
Corporate needs you to find the differences between these photos
December 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Corporate needs you to find the differences between these photos
Baby got his covid shot yesterday and he's been absolutely miserable all day 🥲
December 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Baby got his covid shot yesterday and he's been absolutely miserable all day 🥲
Musta been the gad deng video games again
December 10, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Musta been the gad deng video games again
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The fact that your leg can go to sleep while you are awake is, frankly, outrageous
I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE
I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
The fact that your leg can go to sleep while you are awake is, frankly, outrageous
I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE
I SAY WHEN IT’S BEDTIME AROUND HERE
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Grinch got the roast beast *and* the Christmas cake
December 7, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Grinch got the roast beast *and* the Christmas cake
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
December 5, 2024 at 4:35 PM
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
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hawk tuah girl is the modern Icarus
December 5, 2024 at 11:09 PM
hawk tuah girl is the modern Icarus
Two episodes into the new season of The Ultimatum I realized that Sandy sounds exactly like Pretty Liz from the Kroll Show and now I can't hear anything else whenever she talks 😂
a woman in a blue dress is holding a metal bucket and a cup of coffee .
Alt: Gif of Pretty Liz from the Kroll Show played by Jenny Slate
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December 5, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Two episodes into the new season of The Ultimatum I realized that Sandy sounds exactly like Pretty Liz from the Kroll Show and now I can't hear anything else whenever she talks 😂
Sure life can be cruel and unrelenting at times but also I totaled my car today so there's that too I guess
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Sure life can be cruel and unrelenting at times but also I totaled my car today so there's that too I guess
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LITTLE GIRL: *putting a hat on snowman* Frosty?
SNOWMAN: w̸̱̠͈͇̩̃̅ẖ̷̨̜̞̹̾͊ͅo̷͔̲͌͛̆͝ ̷̨̩̹͑h̵̬̜̹͇͋̍͠͠ḁ̶͙̟̫͖̤͑̍̑͘͝t̵̨͇͚̼̭̂͌̕h̴̗̭̘͒́̆̚ ̷̖̻̱̋̈́͘s̸͉̥͓̥̓u̷̙͑͌͋͋͆̉m̸͚̳̜͌̆͂̾̊̌m̷̫̂̽o̵͓͒͛n̵̛͚̺̖̭͔̾̍è̸̠̱̱͓̀̌̑͌̚͜d̵̬̋̽̑ ̵̳̥͓͚̗̹́̽̀m̵̘͋̉̋̑̔͘e̴̝̒͠
LITTLE BOY: take it off
SNOWMAN: w̸̱̠͈͇̩̃̅ẖ̷̨̜̞̹̾͊ͅo̷͔̲͌͛̆͝ ̷̨̩̹͑h̵̬̜̹͇͋̍͠͠ḁ̶͙̟̫͖̤͑̍̑͘͝t̵̨͇͚̼̭̂͌̕h̴̗̭̘͒́̆̚ ̷̖̻̱̋̈́͘s̸͉̥͓̥̓u̷̙͑͌͋͋͆̉m̸͚̳̜͌̆͂̾̊̌m̷̫̂̽o̵͓͒͛n̵̛͚̺̖̭͔̾̍è̸̠̱̱͓̀̌̑͌̚͜d̵̬̋̽̑ ̵̳̥͓͚̗̹́̽̀m̵̘͋̉̋̑̔͘e̴̝̒͠
LITTLE BOY: take it off
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
LITTLE GIRL: *putting a hat on snowman* Frosty?
SNOWMAN: w̸̱̠͈͇̩̃̅ẖ̷̨̜̞̹̾͊ͅo̷͔̲͌͛̆͝ ̷̨̩̹͑h̵̬̜̹͇͋̍͠͠ḁ̶͙̟̫͖̤͑̍̑͘͝t̵̨͇͚̼̭̂͌̕h̴̗̭̘͒́̆̚ ̷̖̻̱̋̈́͘s̸͉̥͓̥̓u̷̙͑͌͋͋͆̉m̸͚̳̜͌̆͂̾̊̌m̷̫̂̽o̵͓͒͛n̵̛͚̺̖̭͔̾̍è̸̠̱̱͓̀̌̑͌̚͜d̵̬̋̽̑ ̵̳̥͓͚̗̹́̽̀m̵̘͋̉̋̑̔͘e̴̝̒͠
LITTLE BOY: take it off
SNOWMAN: w̸̱̠͈͇̩̃̅ẖ̷̨̜̞̹̾͊ͅo̷͔̲͌͛̆͝ ̷̨̩̹͑h̵̬̜̹͇͋̍͠͠ḁ̶͙̟̫͖̤͑̍̑͘͝t̵̨͇͚̼̭̂͌̕h̴̗̭̘͒́̆̚ ̷̖̻̱̋̈́͘s̸͉̥͓̥̓u̷̙͑͌͋͋͆̉m̸͚̳̜͌̆͂̾̊̌m̷̫̂̽o̵͓͒͛n̵̛͚̺̖̭͔̾̍è̸̠̱̱͓̀̌̑͌̚͜d̵̬̋̽̑ ̵̳̥͓͚̗̹́̽̀m̵̘͋̉̋̑̔͘e̴̝̒͠
LITTLE BOY: take it off
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
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highway to the danger zone? please. what this city needs is free and accessible public transit to the danger zone
July 8, 2023 at 7:17 PM
highway to the danger zone? please. what this city needs is free and accessible public transit to the danger zone
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I didn’t leave X because people there had different opinions and ideologies, I left because it stopped being fun. I get on social media to chat with people who think thinking is fun. X stopped being a place where that was true.
December 1, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I didn’t leave X because people there had different opinions and ideologies, I left because it stopped being fun. I get on social media to chat with people who think thinking is fun. X stopped being a place where that was true.
Apparently I've gained 30 pounds since we've had Gael 😅
November 28, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Apparently I've gained 30 pounds since we've had Gael 😅
I still thinks it's awesome that I had the professor who supposedly started the War on Christmas
November 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I still thinks it's awesome that I had the professor who supposedly started the War on Christmas
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The Substance is maybe the most batshit movie I've ever seen
10/10 no notes
10/10 no notes
November 23, 2024 at 12:41 AM
The Substance is maybe the most batshit movie I've ever seen
10/10 no notes
10/10 no notes
Came back to Marvel Snap after over a year and I actually managed to hit Infinite
November 23, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Came back to Marvel Snap after over a year and I actually managed to hit Infinite