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· Jul 21
If I may be so cheeky, I'm going to take this as an official endorsement by my (previously unauthorised) coauthor, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social
Did I mention I have a fat old cock.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Did I mention I have a fat old cock.
Admin note: You'll be hearing from Watson himself for the final two texts. Those who have been paying close attention will know which I've saved for last. Thought I'd let you know where to direct your complaints. Or... other inquiries. 🍆
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Admin note: You'll be hearing from Watson himself for the final two texts. Those who have been paying close attention will know which I've saved for last. Thought I'd let you know where to direct your complaints. Or... other inquiries. 🍆
You don't need me to tell you how gorgeous of a person you are, inside and out.
But I always will. 😘
But I always will. 😘
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You don't need me to tell you how gorgeous of a person you are, inside and out.
But I always will. 😘
But I always will. 😘
On the 6th day of December, Channel 5 gave to me: Mark Watson in a llama jumper. 💚🦙❤️
What is mark Watson doing on one of the type of programs I shitpost about. This is fandom crossing and I won’t have it. Find your own thing
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
On the 6th day of December, Channel 5 gave to me: Mark Watson in a llama jumper. 💚🦙❤️
As to be expected.
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
As to be expected.
I can’t wait till May, to finally be able to see you and catch up with you in person.
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I can’t wait till May, to finally be able to see you and catch up with you in person.
You know what else would be really gratifying...?
Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. I meant 'solving a mystery from the mind of skilled crime writer, Mark Watson.'
Should be a nice diversion for you, seeing as we're on day 146. I know you'll miss me.
Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. I meant 'solving a mystery from the mind of skilled crime writer, Mark Watson.'
Should be a nice diversion for you, seeing as we're on day 146. I know you'll miss me.
I'm just going to mention again that I made this long-form detective story podcast and you can listen to it in various places. The response has been really gratifying so far. Second episode on Sunday.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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Murder of a Famous Bastard
Comedy Podcast · Series · An episodic murder mystery story written by and starring Mark Watson with many guest stars.
Struggling private detective Hugh Flounder is surprised to be invited to the 60th...
podcasts.apple.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You know what else would be really gratifying...?
Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. I meant 'solving a mystery from the mind of skilled crime writer, Mark Watson.'
Should be a nice diversion for you, seeing as we're on day 146. I know you'll miss me.
Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. I meant 'solving a mystery from the mind of skilled crime writer, Mark Watson.'
Should be a nice diversion for you, seeing as we're on day 146. I know you'll miss me.
Murder of a Famous Bastard and chill?
Murder of a Famous Bastard Podcast | Free Listening on Podbean App
An episodic murder mystery story written by and starring Mark Watson with many guest stars. Struggling private detective Hugh Flounder is surprised to be
www.podbean.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Murder of a Famous Bastard and chill?
Wearing nothing at all.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Wearing nothing at all.
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"if"? What am i thinking? I'm addressing the man who sent Greg Davies a cheeky text 150 times, of course you're going to do it.
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Obviously you're going to forget to do it once, making the whole thing pointless, but Mark... that's why we love you.
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Obviously you're going to forget to do it once, making the whole thing pointless, but Mark... that's why we love you.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
"if"? What am i thinking? I'm addressing the man who sent Greg Davies a cheeky text 150 times, of course you're going to do it.
...
Obviously you're going to forget to do it once, making the whole thing pointless, but Mark... that's why we love you.
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Obviously you're going to forget to do it once, making the whole thing pointless, but Mark... that's why we love you.
Wearing some new jeans that you would like.
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Wearing some new jeans that you would like.
RELEASE THE CHEEKY TEXTS
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
RELEASE THE CHEEKY TEXTS
I've got this really hot fantasy where we eschew the rampant proliferation of overconsumption together. You down?
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I've got this really hot fantasy where we eschew the rampant proliferation of overconsumption together. You down?
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
It was good – maybe not as good as Man Down
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It was good – maybe not as good as Man Down
Off to see Anora. It won the Oscar. Should be in for a treat. Would be more of a treat if …
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Off to see Anora. It won the Oscar. Should be in for a treat. Would be more of a treat if …
You're looking sharp! Did you get a haircut?
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You're looking sharp! Did you get a haircut?
Oh, hello! This is an excellent Taskmaster edit that's relevant to our interests. Please direct your applause to @emolgana.bsky.social.
This would’ve taken so long 😮💨we need more shitshow edits fr. amazing art 🙏🙏🙏
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November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Oh, hello! This is an excellent Taskmaster edit that's relevant to our interests. Please direct your applause to @emolgana.bsky.social.
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When you show your bearded dragon a particularly tasty-looking leaf:
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When you show your bearded dragon a particularly tasty-looking leaf:
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Is there anything better than a big fry-up after a night out? Why, sharing it with you, of course. 😘
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Is there anything better than a big fry-up after a night out? Why, sharing it with you, of course. 😘
It's too early to call it a night, don't you think? Let's get into some trouble.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's too early to call it a night, don't you think? Let's get into some trouble.
Different time zone. Makes me miss Mr Taskie. 😅
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Different time zone. Makes me miss Mr Taskie. 😅
Sending you big love from the Big Apple (which is what they call New York) 🙂
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sending you big love from the Big Apple (which is what they call New York) 🙂