Cheeky Texts
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cheekytexts.co.uk 😘 By Mark Watson and Mark Notson. Clamouring for the release of the full cheeky texts.
No, MARK WATSON.
I've previously drawn a hard line about revealing the authorship of any particular texts, but taking the blame for this one is too hard for me to swallow.
Firmly brace yourself. Tomorrow's even worse. (Better? 😘)
I've previously drawn a hard line about revealing the authorship of any particular texts, but taking the blame for this one is too hard for me to swallow.
Firmly brace yourself. Tomorrow's even worse. (Better? 😘)
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
No, MARK WATSON.
I've previously drawn a hard line about revealing the authorship of any particular texts, but taking the blame for this one is too hard for me to swallow.
Firmly brace yourself. Tomorrow's even worse. (Better? 😘)
I've previously drawn a hard line about revealing the authorship of any particular texts, but taking the blame for this one is too hard for me to swallow.
Firmly brace yourself. Tomorrow's even worse. (Better? 😘)
Come on, now. Have you ever seen a Mark Watson show that isn't weird?
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Come on, now. Have you ever seen a Mark Watson show that isn't weird?
But I heard you'd bought tickets... 😘
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
But I heard you'd bought tickets... 😘
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"if"? What am i thinking? I'm addressing the man who sent Greg Davies a cheeky text 150 times, of course you're going to do it.
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Obviously you're going to forget to do it once, making the whole thing pointless, but Mark... that's why we love you.
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Obviously you're going to forget to do it once, making the whole thing pointless, but Mark... that's why we love you.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
"if"? What am i thinking? I'm addressing the man who sent Greg Davies a cheeky text 150 times, of course you're going to do it.
...
Obviously you're going to forget to do it once, making the whole thing pointless, but Mark... that's why we love you.
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Obviously you're going to forget to do it once, making the whole thing pointless, but Mark... that's why we love you.
Couldn't have said it better myself. Pointless to Greg, but won the hearts of the people.
It remains to be seen if that love can endure Mark's seat reclamation scheme.
It remains to be seen if that love can endure Mark's seat reclamation scheme.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Couldn't have said it better myself. Pointless to Greg, but won the hearts of the people.
It remains to be seen if that love can endure Mark's seat reclamation scheme.
It remains to be seen if that love can endure Mark's seat reclamation scheme.