Cheeky Texts
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Cheeky Texts
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· Jul 21
If I may be so cheeky, I'm going to take this as an official endorsement by my (previously unauthorised) coauthor, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social
New escape room board game? I'd never want to escape from any room that you're in.
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM
New escape room board game? I'd never want to escape from any room that you're in.
Good morning, my dear. Starting this cold day off thinking of your warm smile.
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Good morning, my dear. Starting this cold day off thinking of your warm smile.
May I call you gyoza? Because you're my favourite little dumpling.
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 PM
May I call you gyoza? Because you're my favourite little dumpling.
Look @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, they can't stop thinking about us.
Maybe underselling 'an island,' but at least he's finally mentioning there was a mitigating factor.
Maybe underselling 'an island,' but at least he's finally mentioning there was a mitigating factor.
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Look @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, they can't stop thinking about us.
Maybe underselling 'an island,' but at least he's finally mentioning there was a mitigating factor.
Maybe underselling 'an island,' but at least he's finally mentioning there was a mitigating factor.
I've been thinking about you all day. When can I see you again?
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I've been thinking about you all day. When can I see you again?
I know just the guy.
January 26, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I know just the guy.
Hey babe, how does a 46-hour marathon of Shake It Up sound? I'll bring the Lemsip.
January 26, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Hey babe, how does a 46-hour marathon of Shake It Up sound? I'll bring the Lemsip.
Hey gorgeous, want to come over and infodump about your special interest?
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Hey gorgeous, want to come over and infodump about your special interest?
I can't even be arsed with the new podcast episode when we've got Watson out here posting *literal pornography* on main...
I’ve just watched ‘I Swear’ which I really enjoyed, but at the very end he’s on the train Nottingham - Sheffield and it pans out and it’s a Scotrail train. What the fuck? I felt personally insulted.
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I can't even be arsed with the new podcast episode when we've got Watson out here posting *literal pornography* on main...
Some may say a love between Cheeky Texts and Murder Bastard is taboo.
All I know is that there's only 12 more hours until I get to wake up to you.
All I know is that there's only 12 more hours until I get to wake up to you.
It's almost time. Have you missed us!?
January 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Some may say a love between Cheeky Texts and Murder Bastard is taboo.
All I know is that there's only 12 more hours until I get to wake up to you.
All I know is that there's only 12 more hours until I get to wake up to you.
Interesting interpretation of 'releasing the cheeky texts,' Alex. That's not really what I had in mind.
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Interesting interpretation of 'releasing the cheeky texts,' Alex. That's not really what I had in mind.
👀
so you’re still sending the cheeky texts then? 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
👀
A philosophy to live by
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
A philosophy to live by
How do you feel about a meatball sandwich?
January 23, 2026 at 7:50 AM
How do you feel about a meatball sandwich?
Is that the Washington Monument behind you, or is Greg just happy to see me?
January 22, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Is that the Washington Monument behind you, or is Greg just happy to see me?
Showing everyone a different type of cheek...
January 22, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Showing everyone a different type of cheek...
In lieu of self-belief, have you ever tried using a whisper-thin veneer of anonymity to stubbornly overcommit to a long-term fan project with a likely unachievable goal?
thought about trying this but, man, imagine having the self belief necessary to write to someone you admire… 😳 couldn’t be me 🙃
January 22, 2026 at 7:05 AM
In lieu of self-belief, have you ever tried using a whisper-thin veneer of anonymity to stubbornly overcommit to a long-term fan project with a likely unachievable goal?
I'm sorry I briefly kidnapped Musicology Duck yesterday. I was just trying to get to you.
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I'm sorry I briefly kidnapped Musicology Duck yesterday. I was just trying to get to you.
What's your sign?
January 20, 2026 at 7:37 AM
What's your sign?
In the morning when I wake and the sun is coming through... oh, you fill my lungs with sweetness and you fill my head with you.
January 20, 2026 at 7:26 AM
In the morning when I wake and the sun is coming through... oh, you fill my lungs with sweetness and you fill my head with you.
I need a cuddle. Will you come make it special?
January 19, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I need a cuddle. Will you come make it special?
Flirting with you is my work. 😘
flirting with people so I can get them to read my work
January 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Flirting with you is my work. 😘
Jesse (may I call you Jesse?)- I need you to know that I'm not above bribing a podcast host. The nature of that bribe is always negotiable. 😘
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January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Jesse (may I call you Jesse?)- I need you to know that I'm not above bribing a podcast host. The nature of that bribe is always negotiable. 😘
I want to trap you in a hotel lift for an hour while I read you a list of all the reasons I adore you. You'd like that, right?
January 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I want to trap you in a hotel lift for an hour while I read you a list of all the reasons I adore you. You'd like that, right?
Clean Christian Comedian here. Guided every day by the book of Mark. 🙏
Clean Christian Comedian here. The only blow job I care about is the big blow Job suffered when his faith was tested by the Lord
Clean Christian Comedian here. The only thing hung is my savior on the cross
January 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Clean Christian Comedian here. Guided every day by the book of Mark. 🙏