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cheekytexts.co.uk 😘 By Mark Watson and Mark Notson. Clamouring for the release of the full cheeky texts.
As to be expected.
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
RELEASE THE CHEEKY TEXTS
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just a reminder...
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
me and my mate Watson at the Colosseum, that should do it
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Seeing a lot of thirst on my feed about a handsome #Taskmaster contestant who came in joint second and looks amazing in a long wig.

Don't know why they're still tagging Mark's series as a #spoiler, though.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's absolutely criminal these people were tasked with making 'the sexiest jockey' and nobody chose the obvious correct answer.

#Taskmaster #NMJ
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Saw this and thought of you for some reason.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really - but I wish):
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
How large of a land octopus army...?
October 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses

(close enough)
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
No, that's Mark Watson. This is God.
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
😘
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Did anyone else find out that we've gained a second moon from Watson's post?
October 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's reliable public transportation.
October 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'd be remiss if I didn't take the opportunity to mention...
October 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
(She's new in town and still a bit insecure, but she's doing her best.)
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What are we calling this? Cheeky Text Day? The Cheeky Textaversary? Well, whatever it is, happy 8 years to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and all of the cheeky text fans!

🎈🥳🎉

Of course I didn't forget your present!
www.cheekytexts.co.uk
October 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Unsolicited Bic Pic
October 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Move over, #Inktober. There's a new prompt list in town, and her name is WATTOBER.

Art? Yes. Fanfic? Yes. Memes? Yes. Screenshots? Yes. Poetry? Yes. A secret sixth thing? Yes.

Do one, do them all, but whatever you do, tag #Wattober so I can see. As always, my DMs are open for submissions.
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM