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chatahellem.bsky.social
Cha-tah Ellem
@chatahellem.bsky.social
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#Superman  has led to a 513% increase in Google searches for ‘adopt a dog near me’ 🐶

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July 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
“We bombed Iran”
I didn’t do fucking shit
June 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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jbendery.bsky.social
Trump's DOJ has erased a report from its website that lays out its own recommendations for tackling violence against Indigenous women www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...
Trump’s DOJ Erases Report On Violence Against Native American Women
www.huffpost.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
chatahellem.bsky.social
Life currently
February 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
2025 white house cabinet meeting
the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Reposting this for no particular reason
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."
November 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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cait.bsky.social
ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS DEMOCRATS WILL NEVER HELP YOU
November 6, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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junlper.beer
i’m voting for kamala harris in a swing state so that elon musk might kill him self
November 5, 2024 at 6:54 PM
chatahellem.bsky.social
Dog
September 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man is pleasantly walking down the wrote while whistling a jaunty tune. He falls to his knees suddenly and shouts "ach! an embarassing memory." His face contorts and winces into fantastical expressions of sheer anguish. Shame yields to teeth-clenching pain yields to pained shrieks toward the cruel and indifferent heavens. Suddenly the man's expression is neutral again. He gets up and moves on with his day. He starts whistling a jaunty tune again.
August 2, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "I'm Unhappy... Time to escape into my rich fantasy life." He imagines himself with a gigantic penis. In his imagination the gigantic penis version of himself also says "I'm unhappy..."
June 26, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man dressed as snoopy passes off a pill to another man dressed as snoopy. He says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy rave." Their pupils get all big and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up." All the Snoopys dance to Deep House Music in a similar fashion to how Snoopy dances in the animated specials, head upturned, resembling upside down bowling pin. Suddenly an intruder! A Snoopy points out "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin!." Another Snoopy barks "get the fuck out of here, dude." The Brian looks dejected.
June 17, 2024 at 5:11 PM
chatahellem.bsky.social
He thinks he’s so handsome 🙄
My fuck boi lookin ass dog
May 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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cait.bsky.social
they should invent a purpose for my current existence that isn't bearing witness to atrocities
November 4, 2023 at 7:15 PM
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theboobtaster.bsky.social
Last post before bed
I’m trying Your best? God, I hope not But yeah, probably
April 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
chatahellem.bsky.social
I really hate the “Like” function on iMessage. It just gives the vibe of an old person texting you “Ok” or a thumbs up emoji. Kinda makes me feel like an asshole ngl
April 10, 2024 at 4:33 PM
chatahellem.bsky.social
Fuckin love being on the Universal backlot
Big ass mural on the Universal Studios backlot
February 21, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Clown College, 2001. The teacher clown says "alright class, today we're going to learn balloon animals" to a crowd of student clowns eager to learn. A clown bursts into the room and says "the world trade center has been hit by two planes." One of the clowns says "what? no... no..." One of the other clowns covers his mouth and starts to cry.
February 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
chatahellem.bsky.social
“Good… Goooood… Let the hate flow through yoooooooooou…”
Jackie boy the dog being odd and wanting to rule the galaxy
February 10, 2024 at 11:00 PM
chatahellem.bsky.social
Life currently
I actually am very poor and I DO eat a lot of spaghetti and groceries should not cost $200 for 10 items
January 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
chatahellem.bsky.social
Heavy breathing
Dog doin weird shit in dog crate
November 24, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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thedevil.bsky.social
November 14, 2023 at 9:55 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
spaceballs (1987)
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marcbernardin.bsky.social Marc Bernardin @marcbernardin.bsky.social · Jul 10
Ten films to get to know me:
Aliens
Almost Famous
Do The Right Thing
Flash Gordon
Oceans Eleven (2004)
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Road Warrior
Searching for Bobby Fischer
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Wars: Episode V—The Empire Strikes Back
November 14, 2023 at 7:16 AM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—
Sign advertising “Brunch Club Porn Cakes”
November 3, 2023 at 9:56 PM
chatahellem.bsky.social
I hate being in LA sometimes
Someone’s stank dirty ass draws inside the 7/11 fridge
September 12, 2023 at 7:32 PM