Charlotte
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@charlottebayes.bsky.social
· Jun 17
Dick Appointments is back! Sorry to add to the Sabrina Carpenter discourse, but in this piece I discuss Spinal Tap, the untold stories and exploitation of women in music, S&M and the unserious nature of pop culture open.substack.com/pub/dickappo...
I feel like I’ve lost the last remaining brain cells here
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I feel like I’ve lost the last remaining brain cells here
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
I know for a fact that I posted about Tybalts gun on X the everything app and wanting it as a tattoo and it’s GONE
ELON MUSK MUST STOP DELETING THE ARCHIVE OF MY LIFE I WISH TO GET ALL THE ARCHIVES AND MAKE IT INTO A BOOK WITH AN INDEX FOR MY PERSONAL REASONS
ELON MUSK MUST STOP DELETING THE ARCHIVE OF MY LIFE I WISH TO GET ALL THE ARCHIVES AND MAKE IT INTO A BOOK WITH AN INDEX FOR MY PERSONAL REASONS
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I know for a fact that I posted about Tybalts gun on X the everything app and wanting it as a tattoo and it’s GONE
ELON MUSK MUST STOP DELETING THE ARCHIVE OF MY LIFE I WISH TO GET ALL THE ARCHIVES AND MAKE IT INTO A BOOK WITH AN INDEX FOR MY PERSONAL REASONS
ELON MUSK MUST STOP DELETING THE ARCHIVE OF MY LIFE I WISH TO GET ALL THE ARCHIVES AND MAKE IT INTO A BOOK WITH AN INDEX FOR MY PERSONAL REASONS
Just need another that’s not a months rent? Please I beg of you
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Just need another that’s not a months rent? Please I beg of you
I either need to become one of the cunts who buys up all the G Plan tall boys and sell them for £4-500 OR find the cunt who decided that recycling good quality furniture that lasts a life time that exudes timeless style and marked it up, and 💀 him (I know it’s a him don’t tell me otherwise)
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I either need to become one of the cunts who buys up all the G Plan tall boys and sell them for £4-500 OR find the cunt who decided that recycling good quality furniture that lasts a life time that exudes timeless style and marked it up, and 💀 him (I know it’s a him don’t tell me otherwise)
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Whoever decided the end credits music for alien Earth is probably my soulmate - please contact me xxx
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Whoever decided the end credits music for alien Earth is probably my soulmate - please contact me xxx
Got slapped again at the nail bar, which was fine but I honestly wish they’d let you vape in here
EVERY SINGLE NAIL TECH AND CLIENT ALL VAPE SO LET US VAPE
EVERY SINGLE NAIL TECH AND CLIENT ALL VAPE SO LET US VAPE
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Got slapped again at the nail bar, which was fine but I honestly wish they’d let you vape in here
EVERY SINGLE NAIL TECH AND CLIENT ALL VAPE SO LET US VAPE
EVERY SINGLE NAIL TECH AND CLIENT ALL VAPE SO LET US VAPE
Watching mastermind and specialist subjects were Nixon (my bfs literal specialist subject) Derry girls (I like it) something else idk and NIRVANA THE BAND MY LITERAL SPECIALIST SUBJECT but as the guy sat down, I mean with utmost respect was the most autistic man I’ve ever seen
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Watching mastermind and specialist subjects were Nixon (my bfs literal specialist subject) Derry girls (I like it) something else idk and NIRVANA THE BAND MY LITERAL SPECIALIST SUBJECT but as the guy sat down, I mean with utmost respect was the most autistic man I’ve ever seen
Crafters: (or general DIY people)
What is the best hand held, crafting drill, doesn’t even need to be electric just makes teeny holes in teeny things? Many thanks
(bonus pic of Nixon holding a spanner asking and pleading for help and advice and wet food)
What is the best hand held, crafting drill, doesn’t even need to be electric just makes teeny holes in teeny things? Many thanks
(bonus pic of Nixon holding a spanner asking and pleading for help and advice and wet food)
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Crafters: (or general DIY people)
What is the best hand held, crafting drill, doesn’t even need to be electric just makes teeny holes in teeny things? Many thanks
(bonus pic of Nixon holding a spanner asking and pleading for help and advice and wet food)
What is the best hand held, crafting drill, doesn’t even need to be electric just makes teeny holes in teeny things? Many thanks
(bonus pic of Nixon holding a spanner asking and pleading for help and advice and wet food)
I have had flu all week and I wish to fucking murder the cunt who gave it to me, ME A CHRONICALLY ILL GIRLIE WHO DOESNT DESERVE TO BE NORMAL PERSON ILL
(I missed my flu jab bc I was ill)
(I missed my flu jab bc I was ill)
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I have had flu all week and I wish to fucking murder the cunt who gave it to me, ME A CHRONICALLY ILL GIRLIE WHO DOESNT DESERVE TO BE NORMAL PERSON ILL
(I missed my flu jab bc I was ill)
(I missed my flu jab bc I was ill)
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been thinking a lot about this and honestly i want to know how different UK churches and institutions would be, if at all. couple of our local places i have faith in (lol) but i don't know if that's true on a wider basis
There's this woman doing an absolutely wild social experiment on TikTok. She calls random US churches with the sound of a baby crying in the background, explain the baby hasn't eaten in over 12 hours, and asks for 1 bottle of baby formula. She has a public spreadsheet of how each one responded. 1/3
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
been thinking a lot about this and honestly i want to know how different UK churches and institutions would be, if at all. couple of our local places i have faith in (lol) but i don't know if that's true on a wider basis
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So funny how pizzagate all hinged on the idea that elite paedophiles would never explicitly talk about their crimes via email and would probably develop some kind of elaborate code
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
So funny how pizzagate all hinged on the idea that elite paedophiles would never explicitly talk about their crimes via email and would probably develop some kind of elaborate code
Decided to watch the scene where Charlotte dies in the 1973 film right before I went to bed????
I am a stone cold cunt but I am hysterically crying now I am unsure why I did this
I am a stone cold cunt but I am hysterically crying now I am unsure why I did this
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Decided to watch the scene where Charlotte dies in the 1973 film right before I went to bed????
I am a stone cold cunt but I am hysterically crying now I am unsure why I did this
I am a stone cold cunt but I am hysterically crying now I am unsure why I did this
Can I hire an assistant for the day to help me list SIX ikea bags full of clothes
Help me I am ill
Help me I am ill
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Can I hire an assistant for the day to help me list SIX ikea bags full of clothes
Help me I am ill
Help me I am ill
Someone asked this yesterday & the answer is yes! But as noted, I love to do mini editorial photos to accompany pieces (bc I love it and it helps with engagement) however this takes soooo much energy
If you would like to do something for your portfolio or payment of Greggs (I am poor) hmu!
If you would like to do something for your portfolio or payment of Greggs (I am poor) hmu!
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Someone asked this yesterday & the answer is yes! But as noted, I love to do mini editorial photos to accompany pieces (bc I love it and it helps with engagement) however this takes soooo much energy
If you would like to do something for your portfolio or payment of Greggs (I am poor) hmu!
If you would like to do something for your portfolio or payment of Greggs (I am poor) hmu!
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I really dislike Victoria Coren for a lot of reasons, but telling Glinner to essentially fuck off and get help publicly, means I will reluctantly stop shouting abuse at only connect
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I really dislike Victoria Coren for a lot of reasons, but telling Glinner to essentially fuck off and get help publicly, means I will reluctantly stop shouting abuse at only connect
I knew as soon as I got this notification I was fucking cooked AND I WAS RIGHT - FUCKING EVRI
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I knew as soon as I got this notification I was fucking cooked AND I WAS RIGHT - FUCKING EVRI
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I hope this is how you find out Mamdani is mayor elect of New York
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I hope this is how you find out Mamdani is mayor elect of New York
Coming on here just makes me learn things against my will, I hate it
I wish for a different place to speak to my friends that’s also not discord which is full of furries and nonces, Twitter which is full of Nazis and nonces, and Instagram which is very depressing and there’s also Nazis
I wish for a different place to speak to my friends that’s also not discord which is full of furries and nonces, Twitter which is full of Nazis and nonces, and Instagram which is very depressing and there’s also Nazis
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Coming on here just makes me learn things against my will, I hate it
I wish for a different place to speak to my friends that’s also not discord which is full of furries and nonces, Twitter which is full of Nazis and nonces, and Instagram which is very depressing and there’s also Nazis
I wish for a different place to speak to my friends that’s also not discord which is full of furries and nonces, Twitter which is full of Nazis and nonces, and Instagram which is very depressing and there’s also Nazis
His ex wife is from Berkhamsted which is to be fair an extremely affluent small very old town, but also it’s 20 minutes from central London and Berko, Tring, Hemel (Dacorum) are all fucking 20 mins away and very urbanised and if he calls me a hobbit again I’m gonna fucking do a class action
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
His ex wife is from Berkhamsted which is to be fair an extremely affluent small very old town, but also it’s 20 minutes from central London and Berko, Tring, Hemel (Dacorum) are all fucking 20 mins away and very urbanised and if he calls me a hobbit again I’m gonna fucking do a class action
I am so overwhelmed rn bc I have to go and do things and I really don’t want to do ANYTHING
stupid mental health - anyways here’s a dog looking suggestive
stupid mental health - anyways here’s a dog looking suggestive
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I am so overwhelmed rn bc I have to go and do things and I really don’t want to do ANYTHING
stupid mental health - anyways here’s a dog looking suggestive
stupid mental health - anyways here’s a dog looking suggestive
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Sex worker artists, apply by 3rd November at midnight!
Send low res images of the work and a brief artist statement to sally@nationaluglymugs.org ☂️
Send low res images of the work and a brief artist statement to sally@nationaluglymugs.org ☂️
Calling all sex worker artists!📣 NUM is teaming up with
@vaginamuseum.bsky.social
for a pop up exhibition in November to showcase and amplify the artistic voices of #sexworkers in the UK.
nationaluglymugs.org/2025/10/03/n...
@vaginamuseum.bsky.social
for a pop up exhibition in November to showcase and amplify the artistic voices of #sexworkers in the UK.
nationaluglymugs.org/2025/10/03/n...
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Sex worker artists, apply by 3rd November at midnight!
Send low res images of the work and a brief artist statement to sally@nationaluglymugs.org ☂️
Send low res images of the work and a brief artist statement to sally@nationaluglymugs.org ☂️