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charlottebayes.bsky.social
Charlotte
@charlottebayes.bsky.social
I write about sex and relationships and I like vaping

https://linktr.ee/Charlottebhc
I feel like I’ve lost the last remaining brain cells here
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I know for a fact that I posted about Tybalts gun on X the everything app and wanting it as a tattoo and it’s GONE

ELON MUSK MUST STOP DELETING THE ARCHIVE OF MY LIFE I WISH TO GET ALL THE ARCHIVES AND MAKE IT INTO A BOOK WITH AN INDEX FOR MY PERSONAL REASONS
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Just need another that’s not a months rent? Please I beg of you
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I was writing my year 7 and 8 essays on nirvana bitches I’ve read everything ever printed and for Christmas one year my mum made me a nirvana collage with Kurt’s suicide letter in the middle DONT TEST ME BITCHES
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Crafters: (or general DIY people)

What is the best hand held, crafting drill, doesn’t even need to be electric just makes teeny holes in teeny things? Many thanks

(bonus pic of Nixon holding a spanner asking and pleading for help and advice and wet food)
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Someone asked this yesterday & the answer is yes! But as noted, I love to do mini editorial photos to accompany pieces (bc I love it and it helps with engagement) however this takes soooo much energy

If you would like to do something for your portfolio or payment of Greggs (I am poor) hmu!
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I knew as soon as I got this notification I was fucking cooked AND I WAS RIGHT - FUCKING EVRI
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I am so overwhelmed rn bc I have to go and do things and I really don’t want to do ANYTHING

stupid mental health - anyways here’s a dog looking suggestive
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
ITS HAPPENING
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Sexy music and sexy Arnie holy moly KEITH GORDON ILU
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Just remembering how much I fucking hated the substance, and I want to write about how there’s so many better body horror films, with more substance and meaning in them, as well as better body horror FX technically and mentally

Like a guide? But also someone give me money to do so! X
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Anyway spent some hilarious quality time with my nephews today, here is a picture of the panda bus the youngest made

NB this is not even close to all the panda plushies that they own in that house
October 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My Halloween stuff came and now I have a demon cat
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
October 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
October 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My best chubby pum tweets: a thread
October 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Jenny stay away from the furries
October 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Like her, more so than my mum

I’m worried she’ll be forgotten by my family but I’ll never ever forget her, even in the worst moments she was still a fucking interesting incredible person

I will miss you so much Kim, I bought the idiot on LP today so I could listen to iggy with you x
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
He actually went and bought this and I just waited like a fucking lemon for my red flag man
October 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
There’s a man ruining dancing on my own busking in Milton Keynes shopping centre and I’m gonna fucking kick over his shitty amp and also his big round head
October 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
NO ONE TOLD ME IT WASNT??
September 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Watching this in double vision I think is making it doubly worse ffs WE ARE AT HOME COME ON ⚒️ GET A GRIP
September 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Was reading up on why Jimmy Kimmel had been sacked, and I got to the end of this BBC article and I….

This is what people mean when they say AI is stealing peoples jobs
September 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM