Yeah Thai massage gives you slaps for better circulation!

Me with the kardashians today, feel smug

I was writing my year 7 and 8 essays on nirvana bitches I’ve read everything ever printed and for Christmas one year my mum made me a nirvana collage with Kurt’s suicide letter in the middle DONT TEST ME BITCHES

I GOT EVERY FUCKING QUESTION RIGHT I HAVE NEVER FELT SO POWERFUL EVER

My bf only got a few Nixon ones and was so annoyed he turned it off to put on a quiz he knew he would thrash me at hahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahhahahahaahaha

You’d be so good at it, I’m so glad you are happy! I can’t imagine a cooler mum than you tbh xxx

Also how is your baba?! Surely not so much a baby anymore??? And how are you guys - miss you a lot my friend x

Also like (I don’t have kids if I do I’ll probs be adopting so no BF) BUT IF I WAS I would express or combi bc surely my partner would like to bond and feed babby? There’s so much pressure I felt so bad for my sister but the boys are 12 and 13 and taller than me and ATHLETIC soooo

Toby (who is now FIVE?!?!?) was a Covid baby and she was alone in the ward till his head was nearly out and she was screaming to the nurses and down the phone for her partner to RUN IN - the fact she advocated so hard esp during Covid, she’s a legend

Like if you don’t have kids and EVERYTHING is new to you, you trust these people? Literal baby health care professionals!!! But if you can’t for whatever reason FEEDING YOUR BRAND NEW BABBY IS NO1 PRIORITY - BEFORE FORMULA WE HAD WET NURSES FFS

They made my sister feel SO BAD first 2x, she has implants but ensured they were in front or behind some chest wall so she could breast feed, but she couldn’t and they made her feel SO shit, baby no3 she shut them DOWN in the first 10 seconds

Thank you babe!!! This is so helpful, I literally just want to make a keyring out of a teeeeeny sylvanian family toy lol

Girl @hextian.bsky.social sorry to spam you on every platform lol but your drill you do on dolls is PERFECT what kind is it?

Moulded plastic, acrylic, very thin laserable wood that might have a veneer finish, nothing would be more than 3mm thick at the MOST

Like jewellery sized holes? 1-3mm maybe?