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Chandler Ziegler
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The future sure ain’t what it used to be
D1 schools in the state of Oklahoma will combine to finish with one Big 12 win this year, and somehow it isn’t from the school that still plays in the Big 12
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
A man of the people!
Asked Brent Venables what $94 gets you at Taco Bell:

"Everything that looked good on the menu...I'm ready to chew an arm off of somebody. So, the girls say 'let's go to Taco Bell,' man, let's go...It was worth the wait...We ordered everything. Whatever they put inside a tortilla...we smashed that."
How did Brent Venables celebrate Oklahoma’s win against Alabama?

A $94 tab at Taco Bell with his daughters.
November 26, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Telling Sooners to stay off a piece of land is hilariously dumb #BoomerSooner
November 24, 2024 at 5:07 AM
STOP THE COUNT #sooners
November 24, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Option 5
The Pilot G2 (the 05 specifically) is my go-to pen. My hot-take is that 6 is severely underrated out of this lineup
November 22, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 6:12 PM
The European mind simply cannot comprehend this.
BREAKING: The Pop-Tarts Bowl will have 3 (!) mascots this year: Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Wild Berry & mystery flavor that's coming back from the vault 👀

Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team."

The game's MVP picks flavor to eat!
November 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
November 19, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Hank Hill after shaking George Bush’s hand
November 19, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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Fact.
November 16, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Be darking up early
November 17, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
OKLAHOMA CITY—In an effort to provide all developing fetuses in the state with a thorough grounding in Judeo-Christian values, a new bill was signed into law Tuesday that requires the Ten Commandments...
theonion.com
November 16, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I say this as a product of an Oklahoma public school. The state has so many smart kids with potential and they deserve leadership who cares about providing them a quality education. Ryan Walters (and much of the state leadership) only care to use them as political pawns. It’s a damn disgrace
I beg y’all to quit doing this. My kid is smart as hell and goes to Oklahoma schools. It’s not her fault that he’s a jackass. All this does is perpetuate the notion that Oklahoma kids are unintelligent.
November 16, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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*Oklahoma’s
November 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
theonion.com/trump-nods-v...
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
On the flip side, Matt Gaetz will pass the “Female Body Inspector” background test with flying colors

www.cnn.com/2024/11/15/p...
Trump’s team skips FBI background checks for some Cabinet picks | CNN Politics
President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team is bypassing traditional FBI background checks for at least some of his Cabinet picks while using private companies to conduct vetting of potential candi...
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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How fitting that The Onion made Alex Jones cry
Alex Jones announces this morning that The Onion has purchased InfoWars at public auction and the show is now being shut down.
November 14, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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buying twitter for 44 billion is a bad deal, but buying the US government for 44 billion is actually an amazing deal
November 15, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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I love reading the words of gifted writers
sorry to be so giddy about this but Alex Jones is a piece of dogshit. this is a man who sic'd his worthless followers on the families of dead schoolchildren and couldn't even man up enough to say "I did that and I stand by it." to curbstomp him would be an insult to the curb. die broke, bitch
November 14, 2024 at 7:12 PM
For all twelve of you who like progressive economic policy and hate the current state of the Oklahoma Sooners football program, boy am I the account for you
People be like “oh he’s here to complain about fascists too” and then “oh shit why is he talking about the terrible Sooners football squadron again”
Fair warning to new followers 😬
November 14, 2024 at 7:28 PM
College: Oklahoma Sooners
MLB: St. Louis Cardinals
NBA: OKC
NHL: Colorado Avalanche
NFL: Minnesota Vikings
EPL: Chelsea
F1: McLaren
Sports BlueSky. Quote post with your favorite teams.

NHL: Golden Knights/Kraken (🤷‍♂️)
NFL: Tampa Bay
NBA: OKC #ThunderUp
MLB: huh?
College football/hoops: Oklahoma Sooners/Tennessee Vols
EPL:
Sports BlueSky. Quote post with your favorite teams.

NHL: Devils (duh)
NFL: NY Jets (😢)
NBA: Miami Heat
MLB: Cubs
College football/hoops: Michigan Wolverines
EPL: Manchester City
November 14, 2024 at 7:25 PM