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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ayup
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A second-grader’s work reads like a horror movie.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It’s unfair that “Click Clack Moo: Christmas at the Farm” (2017) only has a 5.5 user rating on IMDb with trivia like this.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Scroll past the first section. Working poverty has ruined the US.

“The American Deal was that Effort ~ Security…But because the real poverty line is $140,000, effort no longer yields security or progress; it brings risk, exhaustion, and debt.”

www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Excellent thread, another example in the endless list of “Why is studying history important?”
As of this morning, Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (AKA: SNAP, Food Stamps or EBT) recipients STILL have not received their benefits. Meaning, they are unable to buy food. Because I h been both a SNAP recipient and a state caseworker who processed SNAP applications, I thought I should do
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy Halloween! Dressing up as Rep. Clay Higgins is a strange costume for an actual piece of 💩but they really nailed it.
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.

He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
#dccomics is really reaching here. They have as much standing as Wonder Bread.

www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
French woman in mother of all trademark battles with DC Comics over parenting app Wondermum
Lise Sobéron’s Wondermum app has name and graphics allegedly similar to DC’s Wonder Woman, lawyers claim
www.theguardian.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov , doesn’t ISP Director Brendan Kelly report to you? You need accountability here.
Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It is 2025, I uninstalled iTunes from my desktop computer.
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reposted by Chandler Murch
I volunteer at the local animal shelter, and so I get the weekly volunteer newsletter (yes, it is called The Pupdate) which includes all the animals that got adopted since the last Pupdate, all of which is to say that I want you all to know that a chicken named Stevie Chicks got adopted this week.
September 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I want to share that recently I did investigate that noise in our woods while I was out there and it was well-lit daylight, but I *have* been reading @tkingfisher.com horror recently so it still took the courage and resolve to believe it wasn’t skinwalkers or malicious fungi.
If I hear a bizarre, alarming noise coming from the forest or desert at night I do not investigate. There is no situation out there that could possibly be improved by my involvement.
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hey @soundersfc.com , the front page of the app mixes the MLS records with the LC records
September 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
August 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social this is tasteless; a man was banished to The Phantom Zone today. Show some respect.
August 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Tree kangaroos count for #caturday

Tell me they don’t.
August 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@michaelianblack.bsky.social whenever I say my daughter’s name “Georgia” to my iPhone speech to text, it always returns “George”. I figure since you live in Georgia you would be able confirm if it’s just me
August 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just an unreal finish to an insane half. #ebfg #leaguescup

Final score: Sounders FC 7 Cruz Azul 0
On repeat for the rest of the night 🔁
August 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is the best viral Wonka #marketing of 2025
July 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I feel like Stephon. “This post has everything: books about Minecraft, lobsters, and MTV’s Dan Córtese.” #booksky #community #lobstah
Today, an 11 year old boy on the island brought me two free lobsters from his own cages & boat (father is a fisherman) because he only started to like reading when he read my Minecraft book.

My god, life can be so gracious sometimes. It beggars you.
July 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This morning, I committed to a monthly pledge for @vermontpublic.org #pbs #npr
"My hope, and belief, is that those of us who appreciate what these two broadcasters provide will step up and fill whatever gap needs filling. Of course, if this means NPR is forced to add an extra day to their pledge drive, I may storm The Capitol." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/they-cant-...
They Can't Kill Big Bird
In a way, I agree with the Trump administration’s decision to cancel funding for PBS and NPR.
michaelianblack.substack.com
July 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
TIL that the sun has an observed 11-year cycle of activity w.r.t sunspots, solar flares, and its magnetic field flipping.

#science #astronomy #NatureIsLit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_c...
Solar cycle - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
July 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
July 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’ve got 8 credits on Audible to cash in and I’m looking for recommendations. I’m more interested in finding the best narrators and performances rather than certain genres or authors. #booksky
July 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM