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Chandler Murch
@chandlermurch.bsky.social
Ayup
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Also, no.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
That’s not how it works.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A second-grader’s work reads like a horror movie.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I did just the same this morning, at the opposite corner of the country
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It’s unfair that “Click Clack Moo: Christmas at the Farm” (2017) only has a 5.5 user rating on IMDb with trivia like this.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’m not an expert anatomist but..
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
October 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Hey @soundersfc.com , the front page of the app mixes the MLS records with the LC records
September 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
August 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We just returned from a short trip to NYC and ADA “compliance” was the biggest shock to my wife and me. The Met and AMNH have accessible entries/exits and elevators but also dozens of exhibits with heavy manual doors. We noticed the same for using transit; she sent me this last night.
August 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Tree kangaroos count for #caturday

Tell me they don’t.
August 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
July 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
July 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Got you beat, Ger Bear.
July 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My man Beignet
#caturday
July 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I forgot to take a photo of the snapping turtle I pushed off the side of our dirt road with a snow shovel, so here’s are back yard looking lovely.
June 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Doubt.
June 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Whew. Grabbed the right one.

#beersky
June 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cheated but not too shabby
June 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Yeahhhhh they’ve come to snuff the Rooster
April 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thank you for this Community Copy of ELEVENTH BEAST, @exeunt.press! I’ve assembled everything I need and finally have the perfect use for this special promo deck for @cardkingdom.com. Shoutout to my mom who just bought me a #rocketbook 🚀📓
March 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It’s a Lawyers, Guns, and Money morning.
March 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM