Not That Chris Brown
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Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️. Professional computer tickler. (CTO for Grinning Cat Studio) Author (sci-fi). Exvangelical. Farker. I like trains and cats. Visit my musings and rants at https://www.cfreak.dev (he/him)
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Not That Chris Brown
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A trillionaire, a mega-church pastor, and a sapient AI walk into a bar ... #chaospit #writingcommunity
This week’s adventure: driving 4 cats 40 miles to stay with my parents due to work done on my house. In the end, the work wasn’t nearly as disruptive as expected so we drove the cats home.
The cats are still upset.
The cats are still upset.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This week’s adventure: driving 4 cats 40 miles to stay with my parents due to work done on my house. In the end, the work wasn’t nearly as disruptive as expected so we drove the cats home.
The cats are still upset.
The cats are still upset.
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They keep them on the shelf below the binders full of women.
Mike Johnson on the Republican healthcare plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
They keep them on the shelf below the binders full of women.
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Every single evangelical church would talk about this on Sunday if a Dem president did it.
Every single one.
Every single one.
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Every single evangelical church would talk about this on Sunday if a Dem president did it.
Every single one.
Every single one.
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ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.”
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.”
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
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My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.
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A few years back when a hurricane hit Houston and that piece of shit Osteen locked the doors of his megachurch (and fled on one of his jets to one of his mansions) ...
...the Muslim Society of Houston fed and cared for anyone who asked.
www.akfusa.org/our-stories/...
...the Muslim Society of Houston fed and cared for anyone who asked.
www.akfusa.org/our-stories/...
How Houston Volunteers Responded to Hurricane Harvey
When Hurricane Harvey hit coastal Texas, Murad Ajani spurred into action by recruiting a group of volunteers to help with recovery efforts in the area.
www.akfusa.org
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A few years back when a hurricane hit Houston and that piece of shit Osteen locked the doors of his megachurch (and fled on one of his jets to one of his mansions) ...
...the Muslim Society of Houston fed and cared for anyone who asked.
www.akfusa.org/our-stories/...
...the Muslim Society of Houston fed and cared for anyone who asked.
www.akfusa.org/our-stories/...
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A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
Islamic Center of Charlotte in Charlotte NC. Would help feed a starving baby no hesitation 🥰🥰🥰 #fyp #fypシ #fypシ゚viral #testingyourchurch #church #faith #religion #baby #hungrybabytest #viral #viralvid...
TikTok video by Nikalie 🌈
www.tiktok.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
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Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
Islamic Center of Charlotte in Charlotte NC. Would help feed a starving baby no hesitation 🥰🥰🥰 #fyp #fypシ #fypシ゚viral #testingyourchurch #church #faith #religion #baby #hungrybabytest #viral #viralvid...
TikTok video by Nikalie 🌈
www.tiktok.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
theonion.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
Neat!
Imagine a drop of ancient resin. Inside is an insect, trapped for 53 million years, so well preserved it looks like it might twitch back into life. These amber fossils offer us a breath-taking glimpse into long vanished ecosystems.
But there’s a catch
But there’s a catch
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Neat!
LOL. The tracks for Flower Mound. 💯 no notes.
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
theonion.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
LOL. The tracks for Flower Mound. 💯 no notes.
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No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
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You will have to pry em-dashes from my cold, dead hands.
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You will have to pry em-dashes from my cold, dead hands.
In the spirit of Halloween, I present my little sci-fi horror "Mind's Time". (Edited a bit for cleaner and better writing)
#writing #horror #halloween
www.cfreak.dev/minds-time/
#writing #horror #halloween
www.cfreak.dev/minds-time/
Mind's Time
This is a short story set in the same world as my in progress novel. If you like this content, please consider subscribing. Enjoy!
Updated 10/31/2025. I'm a better writer now.
Dariush Mohammadi jolt...
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October 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In the spirit of Halloween, I present my little sci-fi horror "Mind's Time". (Edited a bit for cleaner and better writing)
#writing #horror #halloween
www.cfreak.dev/minds-time/
#writing #horror #halloween
www.cfreak.dev/minds-time/
Today in “Not a drag queen”
Funny how people vilify those you look or sound different from them but the real monsters are the unassuming “normal” men down the street.
Happy Halloween
Funny how people vilify those you look or sound different from them but the real monsters are the unassuming “normal” men down the street.
Happy Halloween
Last year we got a tip about a children's pastor who'd managed to stay in ministry for decades even as allegations of sex abuse trailed him across four states.
I kept pulling thread and found something far bigger: a 50-year pattern of abuse and cover-up in the largest Pentecostal denomination 🧵 1/
I kept pulling thread and found something far bigger: a 50-year pattern of abuse and cover-up in the largest Pentecostal denomination 🧵 1/
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Today in “Not a drag queen”
Funny how people vilify those you look or sound different from them but the real monsters are the unassuming “normal” men down the street.
Happy Halloween
Funny how people vilify those you look or sound different from them but the real monsters are the unassuming “normal” men down the street.
Happy Halloween
Our little corner of the internet is getting bigger
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Our little corner of the internet is getting bigger
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
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my arbys steak nuggets are medium and i asked for medium rare
October 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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16!
I just need Vegas, LA, San Diego, and Honolulu
I just need Vegas, LA, San Diego, and Honolulu
October 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
16!
I just need Vegas, LA, San Diego, and Honolulu
I just need Vegas, LA, San Diego, and Honolulu
Your Halloween costume is “sexy” plus the last internet search you made:
Sexy windows not recognizing external monitor
Sexy windows not recognizing external monitor
Your Halloween costume is "sexy" plus the last internet search you made:
Sexy Valkyrie
Hmm. Well, I have always wanted an excuse for gold high heel greaves, I suppose. 😅
Sexy Valkyrie
Hmm. Well, I have always wanted an excuse for gold high heel greaves, I suppose. 😅
Your Halloween costume is "sexy" plus the last internet search you made:
Sexy Sneaky Pickle
(It’s a bar! It’s not weird I promise!)
Sexy Sneaky Pickle
(It’s a bar! It’s not weird I promise!)
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Your Halloween costume is “sexy” plus the last internet search you made:
Sexy windows not recognizing external monitor
Sexy windows not recognizing external monitor
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ugh even in the 90s you couldn't escape AI being jammed into everything
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
ugh even in the 90s you couldn't escape AI being jammed into everything
The hilarious thing is Trump will probably stiff them on the bill too
“The demolition company hired by President Donald Trump to demolish the entire East Wing of the White House has shut down its website and Instagram page amid public backlash over Trump's reconstruction project.” thenationaldesk.com/news/america...
October 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The hilarious thing is Trump will probably stiff them on the bill too
Albuquerque. I am in you.
October 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Albuquerque. I am in you.