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not dodging the furry allegations

apex legends, magic: the gathering, baseball cardinals, and ny liberty
4th annual @girlfrompluto.bsky.social top listener post
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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put on the thigh highs cybersmith
March 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Blood Bath
March 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Im built like this btw
yoooo they got the cunty peter griffin
February 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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a shrine to technology
February 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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The infrastructure of the Internet would run longer without electricity than without trans folks tbh
If the US blocks access to HRT, ADHD drugs, and SSRIs, I cannot begin to describe to you how much all of the tech sector will screech to a halt. The internet is built and maintained by trans people, people with chronic depression, and the neurodivergent.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr. is already taking aim at antidepressants
The new HHS secretary has made baseless claims that the drugs are addictive and cause violent behavior.
www.motherjones.com
February 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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seen a sentiment from a few people now expressing or implying a desire to transition but feeling unable due to the current political climate. while fear of the future is completely reasonable, waiting for a "good time to transition" will waste your life. it will never not feel scary at first
February 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Sources say Musk has been recently sighted looking at a TV while holding an unplugged Xbox controller
February 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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this is how it feels to sign up for a new MMO and enter the market area for the first time
Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money

Crypto in 2025:
February 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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♥️💙💜
February 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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unironically one of my favorite replies ever
February 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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taking care of it 🔨 (2023)
January 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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I present to you, Dale Gribble But in ZZZ
January 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
THE DEFINITIVE @girlfrompluto.bsky.social DISCOGRAPHY RANKING

I went through every track on pluto's spotify to identify which were my favorites, and I can say that standouts I thought were top 5 pretty regularly jumped down the list. THIS SHIT IS GAS

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
girlfrompluto tracks ranked
docs.google.com
January 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm making a @girlfrompluto.bsky.social song ranking list, and holy duck I never realized how many tracks there are. I feel so fucking old, I got in when there was only 1 song on the spotify
January 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
accepting browser cookies on Chinese websites to expose my data to the CCP in a voyeuristic way
January 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
my favorite part of overalls is having to strip butt ass naked just to have a tinkle
January 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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if you order spaghetti at an italian restaurant they should let you take your top off if it’s white
January 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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January 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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December 27, 2024 at 6:16 AM
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computer, 3d scan this guys balls
December 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM