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LilChromie
@lilchromie.bsky.social
A homunculus possessing 3 of the four humors (lacking black bile); Fashion Influencer
$bigchromie on cashapp give me free money I will waste it on Legos and give you nothing in return
He/Him
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lmao

That's ridiculous and can only be correct with horribly skewed averages + very biased sampling (both, in this case).

I was making $150k as a Senior Designer at Bungie with 15 years of industry experience in one of the highest-paying job markets in a high cost-of-living area with geopay
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They're running the "erm actually it's Ephebophilia" defense
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
AI is even putting phrenologists out of a job
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm fuckin Dracula
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Low Poly Cloud for Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Started playing expedition 33 and my friend told me Gustave gets a power up later in the story and that's why his weapons don't have passives
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Reminder that this is their real logo
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Aside from all the obvious horrible shit that happened in the aftermath of 9/11, my least favorite is that now people pretend the twin towers weren't ugly as shit and hated by everyone
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What if instead of paying 10 million dollars for the halo ce remake I just played the original halo ce and probably have a better time
October 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I think it's very funny that sliwa has been turned into a wacky side character in an election where he is the official candidate of one of the two major parties
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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dracula i made out of corn sand
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
They all look similar but when you hover over them with your mouse their outline is a different color
The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Personally I don't think counter strike should have a stock market tied to it!
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The 1% of crime he can't stop is the crime of thinking this is a good idea
Ring CEO: "Let's build the Torment Nexus because I think it will end crime."

archive.ph/Lmkse
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Someone needs to figure out what happened in 2010 and why it caused all future pokemon professors to be hot
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You don't just have a totenkopf tattoo for almost 20 years without figuring out what it is. You are either lying or too stupid to be elected into office.
Years ago I got a skull and crossbones tattoo with my buddies in the Marines.

I was appalled to learn it closely resembled a Nazi symbol. I altered it yesterday, into something that isn't deeply offensive to my core beliefs.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwt_...
Graham Platner for Senate | Tattoo
YouTube video by Graham Platner for Senate
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Think I've been brain broken cuz ZA looks like ass and has some performance hits on switch 1, but damn did I enjoy it. I've already beaten the game twice and am considering going back for a third.
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Maybe he's just a really big bored apes fan
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Personally I would have gotten my Nazi tattoo covered before I ran as a progressive candidate!
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I apologize 1 billion lions, I was unfamiliar with your game
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
October 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So the main character in this game does little link grunts whenever you roll or sprint or whatever. Just now realizing that this means THERE IS VOICE ACTING, JUST ONLY FOR THIS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
Ain't no way they put the anti homeless benches in this game
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Forming a strong emotional attachment to my pokemon then remembering I named it Al-Quaeda
October 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM