ceriphan
@ceriphan.bsky.social
i like watchin nascar and drinkin beeeeerrr!!!
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Cheering crowd outside the royal courts of justice! Wow, good news from a British court??! What is this feeling??
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Cheering crowd outside the royal courts of justice! Wow, good news from a British court??! What is this feeling??
Jean claude van damme more like jean claude’s DAMN dick iykyk roflmao 🤣🤣🤣
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Jean claude van damme more like jean claude’s DAMN dick iykyk roflmao 🤣🤣🤣
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top schumering lately. his party's supporters want ICE abolished; he proposes ICE being reformed, & then those reforms are a bunch of half-measures like the agents not wearing masks, & then he waters that down until we land on the agents not wearing masks unless they say they have a reason. 10/10
Chuck Schumer says ICE should be allowed to wear masks in "unusual circumstances—you know, some guy's picture was put up by a terrorist group or something."
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
top schumering lately. his party's supporters want ICE abolished; he proposes ICE being reformed, & then those reforms are a bunch of half-measures like the agents not wearing masks, & then he waters that down until we land on the agents not wearing masks unless they say they have a reason. 10/10
Dropped a deuce like Juice in his prime
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Dropped a deuce like Juice in his prime
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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wild to see any Democrats “unite” around any bodycam proposal after DHS has said they’ve got multiple bodycam videos of agents killing Alex Pretti
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
wild to see any Democrats “unite” around any bodycam proposal after DHS has said they’ve got multiple bodycam videos of agents killing Alex Pretti
Another one for nuremburg
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Another one for nuremburg
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lmao, everyone in the building trying to balance not ruining the moment of silence with the desire to be the first to yell “Fuck Ice!”
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
lmao, everyone in the building trying to balance not ruining the moment of silence with the desire to be the first to yell “Fuck Ice!”
I feel like spain circa 1933 rn 🥴
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I feel like spain circa 1933 rn 🥴
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This is easily the best time in 40 years to get into cocaine. If you've been putting it off, don't wait any longer!
GAO report finds use of Coast Guard in crackdown on migrants hurt its ability to intercept illegal drugs being smuggled into country. www.tampabay.com/news/florida... via @tampabaytimes.bsky.social
Did migrant crisis hamper Coast Guard’s drug efforts in Florida?
The Coast Guard announced record drug busts the same week that a report found that responding to migrants got in the way of seizing drugs.
www.tampabay.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
This is easily the best time in 40 years to get into cocaine. If you've been putting it off, don't wait any longer!
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it’s just so crazy to see it happen in real time
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
it’s just so crazy to see it happen in real time
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If i was a cop and i pooped on my balls call me pigpoopballs
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If i was a cop and i pooped on my balls call me pigpoopballs
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the murderers just need different costumes
I am calling for the arrest and prosecution of the ICE agent that shot and killed Renee Good.
I am also calling on Congress to support my bill with @jasmineforus.bsky.social to force ICE agents to wear body cameras, not wear masks, have visible identification & ensure ICE has independent oversight.
I am also calling on Congress to support my bill with @jasmineforus.bsky.social to force ICE agents to wear body cameras, not wear masks, have visible identification & ensure ICE has independent oversight.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 AM
the murderers just need different costumes
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After World War II, a number of propagandists were executed their part in stoking hatred and genocide
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
After World War II, a number of propagandists were executed their part in stoking hatred and genocide
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For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
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may 2026 grant you the freedom and energy to see something pointless happening online and say "girl idc"
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
may 2026 grant you the freedom and energy to see something pointless happening online and say "girl idc"
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all these fucking psychotic freaks.
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
all these fucking psychotic freaks.
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at some point you have to admit which one is worse: "running suspect elections" or "unilaterally bombing another country and kidnapping the head of state"
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
at some point you have to admit which one is worse: "running suspect elections" or "unilaterally bombing another country and kidnapping the head of state"
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
Why is this wine so strong
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Why is this wine so strong
Dolphin diving into a mountain of cold hard cash i use the destabilize the two party system That’s the dream
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dolphin diving into a mountain of cold hard cash i use the destabilize the two party system That’s the dream