Cement Milkshake
@cementmilkshake.bsky.social
He/Him 🏳️🌈 Museums, Mythology, DnD, History, True Crime, and Paranormal!
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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If kidnapping a foreign president isn’t enough to get him out of office, why would the Epstein files be a silver bullet?
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 AM
If kidnapping a foreign president isn’t enough to get him out of office, why would the Epstein files be a silver bullet?
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Date: How'd you lose your finger?
(Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal)
Me: I'm in the Yakuza.
(Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal)
Me: I'm in the Yakuza.
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Date: How'd you lose your finger?
(Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal)
Me: I'm in the Yakuza.
(Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal)
Me: I'm in the Yakuza.
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January 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.
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Unfortunately, this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Unfortunately, this.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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it’s crazy that shakespeare wrote a play based on the hit 2011 movie gnomeo and juliet
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
it’s crazy that shakespeare wrote a play based on the hit 2011 movie gnomeo and juliet
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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On the bright side, at least the Iraq War inspired some great art, like Revenge of the Sith
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 AM
On the bright side, at least the Iraq War inspired some great art, like Revenge of the Sith
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Zelensky on Venezuela:
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Zelensky on Venezuela:
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
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Dear Americans
The US govt didn’t need to manufacture consent because it watched as not a single bullet was fired once the epstein files were revealed. They don’t fear you. They don’t need your permission or approval this time.
The US govt didn’t need to manufacture consent because it watched as not a single bullet was fired once the epstein files were revealed. They don’t fear you. They don’t need your permission or approval this time.
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Dear Americans
The US govt didn’t need to manufacture consent because it watched as not a single bullet was fired once the epstein files were revealed. They don’t fear you. They don’t need your permission or approval this time.
The US govt didn’t need to manufacture consent because it watched as not a single bullet was fired once the epstein files were revealed. They don’t fear you. They don’t need your permission or approval this time.
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Well that was a nice couple of hours of video games, now to take a look at the timeli- oh jesus christ
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Well that was a nice couple of hours of video games, now to take a look at the timeli- oh jesus christ
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
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Gaming journalism rocks, dude.
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Gaming journalism rocks, dude.
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I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee
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Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Honestly I'm surprised they didn't just torch all of the Epstein files, wipe all the hard drives and continue with democrat hoax theme.
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Honestly I'm surprised they didn't just torch all of the Epstein files, wipe all the hard drives and continue with democrat hoax theme.
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December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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oh my god its so peak
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh my god its so peak
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