Affectlessjess
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Excerpt from conversations this afternoon:
"You've sucked every strap in the south of England!"
"Hey, it was only *five* different strapons..."
"Yeah, but have you seen the south of England?"
"You've sucked every strap in the south of England!"
"Hey, it was only *five* different strapons..."
"Yeah, but have you seen the south of England?"
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Excerpt from conversations this afternoon:
"You've sucked every strap in the south of England!"
"Hey, it was only *five* different strapons..."
"Yeah, but have you seen the south of England?"
"You've sucked every strap in the south of England!"
"Hey, it was only *five* different strapons..."
"Yeah, but have you seen the south of England?"
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though i cannot for the life of me find a historical manual that actually *tells you how and when to curtsey*. if anyone has any recommendations i would be immensely grateful
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
though i cannot for the life of me find a historical manual that actually *tells you how and when to curtsey*. if anyone has any recommendations i would be immensely grateful
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there's something fucking beautiful about entering the flow state with a coworker during a heavy rush and you sync up so perfectly you stop even needing to communicate
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
there's something fucking beautiful about entering the flow state with a coworker during a heavy rush and you sync up so perfectly you stop even needing to communicate
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One of the best worldbuilding guides you can read is Tolkien's notes on translation, where he talks about the fact that *everything* you write is in practice being translated into English; is is no more anachronistic to use the word "September" than it is use the word "sword" or "house" or "hello".
Not sure how I feel when a book tells me that instead of "12 months" they have "10 arcs," which are each 40 days long, and they all have names like Blossomarc, Flamearc Snowarc,.... I appreciate the world building, but couldnt we have just kept the calendar the same?
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
One of the best worldbuilding guides you can read is Tolkien's notes on translation, where he talks about the fact that *everything* you write is in practice being translated into English; is is no more anachronistic to use the word "September" than it is use the word "sword" or "house" or "hello".
I love being a girl because you can really just wear the most nonsense outfit imagineable and still look hot
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I love being a girl because you can really just wear the most nonsense outfit imagineable and still look hot
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talked myself into doing mommy kink with the hivemind actually
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
talked myself into doing mommy kink with the hivemind actually
The wikipedia holes get so much deeper when you're looking at the metawiki.
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The wikipedia holes get so much deeper when you're looking at the metawiki.
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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TODAY IS BLACK FRIDAY
PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL
DO YOUR PART! TODAY MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY ❤️
PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL
DO YOUR PART! TODAY MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY ❤️
Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
TODAY IS BLACK FRIDAY
PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL
DO YOUR PART! TODAY MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY ❤️
PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL
DO YOUR PART! TODAY MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY ❤️
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Sometimes I just get an idea and it won't go away
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Sometimes I just get an idea and it won't go away
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Tag! Your pronouns are now it/its!
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Tag! Your pronouns are now it/its!
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new vampire accidentally makes her first thrall (it's probably permanent)
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
new vampire accidentally makes her first thrall (it's probably permanent)
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People talk about trying not to put on weight at Christmas, when a Christmas tradition my friends and I share is weighing ourselves on the morning and evening of Christmas day to see what percentage of us is Christmas Dinner. (The goal is to become 10% Christmas Dinner, but the current record is 7%)
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
People talk about trying not to put on weight at Christmas, when a Christmas tradition my friends and I share is weighing ourselves on the morning and evening of Christmas day to see what percentage of us is Christmas Dinner. (The goal is to become 10% Christmas Dinner, but the current record is 7%)
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Hot showers can help relieve some.... tension....
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hot showers can help relieve some.... tension....
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The Omelas Jester
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Omelas Jester
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November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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gender is the most fake ass shit, tell me if straight men feel comfortable harassing you or not
one of the funnier parts of my transition timeline is that i got sexually harassed for being a woman before i knew i was one or wanted to be one
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
gender is the most fake ass shit, tell me if straight men feel comfortable harassing you or not
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Philosophy Hotfix 3.79.2.2 [2025/08/08]:
- Fixed a bug where A Priori knowledge could be acquired without the involvement of a prior
- Fixed a bug where A Priori knowledge could be acquired without the involvement of a prior
Philosophy Patch Notes, Version 3.79.2 [2025/08/08]:
- Positivism is Negativism now. No one can know anything.
- Due to a merger, Metaphysics has changed names to Xphysics.
- Another round of Utilitarianism nerfs, maybe this time a universal ethic will emerge.
- Shop window can now be minimized.
- Positivism is Negativism now. No one can know anything.
- Due to a merger, Metaphysics has changed names to Xphysics.
- Another round of Utilitarianism nerfs, maybe this time a universal ethic will emerge.
- Shop window can now be minimized.
August 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Philosophy Hotfix 3.79.2.2 [2025/08/08]:
- Fixed a bug where A Priori knowledge could be acquired without the involvement of a prior
- Fixed a bug where A Priori knowledge could be acquired without the involvement of a prior
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Leashed nipple rings... Yeah it's hot...
September 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Leashed nipple rings... Yeah it's hot...
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You will never guess what this is in reference to.
I love recommending academic papers to people. There's so much cool shit to read about and they're almost always short enough to read in a single sitting and a shocking amount of them are open access and the rest are easier to pirate than a movie. Read a paper today!
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I love recommending academic papers to people. There's so much cool shit to read about and they're almost always short enough to read in a single sitting and a shocking amount of them are open access and the rest are easier to pirate than a movie. Read a paper today!
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Thinking that you'll loosen your domme's inhibitions just a little, so they're more comfortable being rough with you, only to end up pinned to the wall with them growling and grinding against your crotch, only then realising just how spread thin their control must have already been around you
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Thinking that you'll loosen your domme's inhibitions just a little, so they're more comfortable being rough with you, only to end up pinned to the wall with them growling and grinding against your crotch, only then realising just how spread thin their control must have already been around you
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