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alice (regular)
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artist, writer, pervert; it if you're better than me, she if you're not.
high-quality subordinate, low-grade communist. @comradejaney's personal property. taken twice-over. not for men.

out beyond the border now, and never coming back.
Pinned
here is a psp kapool model. please treat her gently
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do you guys know about the jawbone of St Anthony
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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doll girls are so silly. like "oh i identify with being a poseable plaything that anyone can do whatever they want to but you have to be soooo nice to me" are you stupid? shut up? open your legs?
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Help!! I'm the Artillery Doll's Reload Bitch☆ And She Keeps ♡Fingering♡ Her Ammo Intake Chamber ☆ I can't do my job in these conditions! If Only She Didn't Get So Turned On♡ Every Time She Splattered♡ The Enemy Troops♡ Into A Big Charred Crater♡♡♡
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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imo black nitrile glives are more of a "this food truck guy really is towering over me and those things do not fit at all" sort of appeal. if you want "unethical medical professional" its gotta be blue gloves. purple if you're a real freak
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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accidentally stammering during my order because the guy across the counter is standing a solid 2 feet taller than me and my handler flips up the lockout cover for the detonator on my bomb collar
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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i believe it was rebecca sugar who said the purpose of art is to harrow the soul and prepare it for death
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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PLAYTEST IS LIVE! Feed mama, find bugs and play Mama's Sleeping Angels RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
like a week ago a girl slid her fingers into my throat down to the knuckle and complimented me on my gag reflex and honestly i'm still riding that high
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Special visual for the 30th anniversary of "Memories".
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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The Walnut of Benevento (Sabbath of Witches), 1822-1826 by Giuseppe Pietro Bagetti
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i get accused from time to time of having been affected by rose lalonde particles at a formative age. probably because of how great my personality is and how much a vampire wants ot have sex with me
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
my more general take on the june egbert thing is that i'm sympathetic to transfems who take it seriously but i am personally unable to read a great deal of sincerity into an "x is now canon" decree from someone who did variations of that exact bit as a fanbaiting gag for years
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
[completely unprovoked, without turning to make eye contact] you know, the central conceit of the heinousstuck au and john's relationship to it read strongly as symbolic of the revulsion against masculinising puberty experienced by transfeminine youth
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Gestade der Signale. Rotfront. #signalis #art
May 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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King Minos 🐂
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
realised recently that letterboxd allows you to view your watchlist in shuffle order, which has been immediately and powerfully useful for handling decision paralysis. simply is not my problem which film i will watch. i will pull the lever and some bullshit will emerge
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i think my favourite joke in otD so far is that when the joke-punctuating 'clonk' plays on one of ad_84's lines, the accompanying tossed-screwball animation doesn't play b/c the sound is completely diegetic. that's literally just the noise her knuckles make on her head
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
prison of husks has come a really long way since its initial demo, it feels like... really solid little soulslike project. please give it a look if you like doll girls and/or melancholic castles
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
nearby corner shop has started stocking the good kind of sour gummy fishies again. morale is restored
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Frankenstein but it’s wlw
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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*sweating* I'm normal about the leather nun I'm normal about the leather nun I swear
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Derelict mining town Pulacayo
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
much love to franz von stuck for his many paintings of beautiful women bodily entwined with terrible serpents, but i'm not convinced the man ever actually *saw* a snake
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM