Caffeinated Otter
@caffeinatedotter.bsky.social
Author of short and episodic fiction: fantasy, SF, smut — http://brain-implant.tech/writing/ he/him
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yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
So I just finished @ars-synthetica.bsky.social's Steel Jaws Speak No Evil and I've seen people praise the writing and the Twine version's music but I haven't seen anyone talking about Part 3 specifically as a piece of interactive fiction, which I think is a disservice? It's really smart stuff!
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So I just finished @ars-synthetica.bsky.social's Steel Jaws Speak No Evil and I've seen people praise the writing and the Twine version's music but I haven't seen anyone talking about Part 3 specifically as a piece of interactive fiction, which I think is a disservice? It's really smart stuff!
Watching a bunch of writers do a "convince you to read my thing using the first sentence!" meme and, with sincerely zero shade to any of them, I think what they illutstrate best is that first sentences ain't shit.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Watching a bunch of writers do a "convince you to read my thing using the first sentence!" meme and, with sincerely zero shade to any of them, I think what they illutstrate best is that first sentences ain't shit.
Nothing underscores my belief that Twitter-style social media values absolutely nothing except landing bon mots like the current leakthrough from Twitter valorising Oates. Never mind her *extensive* history of being a piece of shit on there, she did a dunk!!! Medals and victory lap!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Nothing underscores my belief that Twitter-style social media values absolutely nothing except landing bon mots like the current leakthrough from Twitter valorising Oates. Never mind her *extensive* history of being a piece of shit on there, she did a dunk!!! Medals and victory lap!!!
"how do you define your relationship as a creator to your characters? Parental bond? God + creations? Too complex to explain?"
You know that one Shortpacked strip with Frank Miller in front of a typewriter, and they tell him: be normal about women for a page or get shot in the head?
You know that one Shortpacked strip with Frank Miller in front of a typewriter, and they tell him: be normal about women for a page or get shot in the head?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"how do you define your relationship as a creator to your characters? Parental bond? God + creations? Too complex to explain?"
You know that one Shortpacked strip with Frank Miller in front of a typewriter, and they tell him: be normal about women for a page or get shot in the head?
You know that one Shortpacked strip with Frank Miller in front of a typewriter, and they tell him: be normal about women for a page or get shot in the head?
"Following firings and Grand Theft Auto VI delay, union plans to keep pressure on Rockstar"
Good grief, you cowards, "officer-involved shooting" headlines weasel less about causation
Good grief, you cowards, "officer-involved shooting" headlines weasel less about causation
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"Following firings and Grand Theft Auto VI delay, union plans to keep pressure on Rockstar"
Good grief, you cowards, "officer-involved shooting" headlines weasel less about causation
Good grief, you cowards, "officer-involved shooting" headlines weasel less about causation
"everybody should stop using the word 'content'—" let me just brace, from long experience, for the "they had us in the first half, but holy shit shut the fuck up" experience
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"everybody should stop using the word 'content'—" let me just brace, from long experience, for the "they had us in the first half, but holy shit shut the fuck up" experience
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The face a sub makes when two dommes are talking about her like she’s not in the room.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The face a sub makes when two dommes are talking about her like she’s not in the room.
Accidentally re-read the rant I wrote about "haha neither zombie nor mech stories will say the actual respective noun in-fiction" and, you know what, I stand by every spiteful word of it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Accidentally re-read the rant I wrote about "haha neither zombie nor mech stories will say the actual respective noun in-fiction" and, you know what, I stand by every spiteful word of it.
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Wiccette: Chapter 19, is out!
Kate’s been thrown out of the Goddess of Transfemininity’s graces & denied the means to continue her transition, so when she stumbles across witches—the scales upon which magic and humanity are balanced—she jumps at the chance to take her transition into her own hands.
Kate’s been thrown out of the Goddess of Transfemininity’s graces & denied the means to continue her transition, so when she stumbles across witches—the scales upon which magic and humanity are balanced—she jumps at the chance to take her transition into her own hands.
Wiccette
Kate transitioned with the help of a Goddess, one who let her grow and change in the peace of her magically protected grove. There was just one condition: she had to judge the other would-be women who...
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November 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Wiccette: Chapter 19, is out!
Kate’s been thrown out of the Goddess of Transfemininity’s graces & denied the means to continue her transition, so when she stumbles across witches—the scales upon which magic and humanity are balanced—she jumps at the chance to take her transition into her own hands.
Kate’s been thrown out of the Goddess of Transfemininity’s graces & denied the means to continue her transition, so when she stumbles across witches—the scales upon which magic and humanity are balanced—she jumps at the chance to take her transition into her own hands.
Sitting wrapped in a blanket, exhausted, muttering, "Any day now I'll have the emotional wherewithal and attention span to read other peoples' work. Any day now—"
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Sitting wrapped in a blanket, exhausted, muttering, "Any day now I'll have the emotional wherewithal and attention span to read other peoples' work. Any day now—"
lol, just realised that my size referents when people talk about the scale of mechs are all — still — boat lengths.
It's been *quite a lot of fucking years*
It's been *quite a lot of fucking years*
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
lol, just realised that my size referents when people talk about the scale of mechs are all — still — boat lengths.
It's been *quite a lot of fucking years*
It's been *quite a lot of fucking years*
It's fascinating when I see questions about "your main character" because over 90% of the time I go "lol which one" but every so often my mind rubberbands *instantly* to some particular work of mine.
"Most important non-romantic relationship"? Quiesce; Amanda.
"Most important non-romantic relationship"? Quiesce; Amanda.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's fascinating when I see questions about "your main character" because over 90% of the time I go "lol which one" but every so often my mind rubberbands *instantly* to some particular work of mine.
"Most important non-romantic relationship"? Quiesce; Amanda.
"Most important non-romantic relationship"? Quiesce; Amanda.
There we go, perfect :)
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There we go, perfect :)
I basically only write tweet-length microfic if I have no intention of writing that thing in any longer form, which gets frustrating when I'm in a Writing Is Hard doldrum and I have An Idea which I *could* do tweet-length, but kinda want to find a way to make work as a longer piece
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I basically only write tweet-length microfic if I have no intention of writing that thing in any longer form, which gets frustrating when I'm in a Writing Is Hard doldrum and I have An Idea which I *could* do tweet-length, but kinda want to find a way to make work as a longer piece
I wouldn't judge anyone for wanting loud and colourful Super Robot shows aimed at preteens if they'd just! stop! going! "nice queer horror literature genre! have you considered making it more loud, colourful, Super Robot, and an animated show for preteens?"
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I wouldn't judge anyone for wanting loud and colourful Super Robot shows aimed at preteens if they'd just! stop! going! "nice queer horror literature genre! have you considered making it more loud, colourful, Super Robot, and an animated show for preteens?"
Basically, an awful lot of people pretend to engage — or sometimes, apparently sincerely believe they have engaged — with mechsploitation as a genre, and the second they open their mouth it turns out their media literacy per se is that of a Disney adult with added weeb orientalism
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Basically, an awful lot of people pretend to engage — or sometimes, apparently sincerely believe they have engaged — with mechsploitation as a genre, and the second they open their mouth it turns out their media literacy per se is that of a Disney adult with added weeb orientalism
I'm all for a diverse exploration, but there's a fringe of people-who've-heard-of-mechsplo who keep coming up with the take "haha what if, right, there was a pilot, and they were, get this, they were HORNY for being made into a hound, and all the handlers were like ick no not if you LIKE it"
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I'm all for a diverse exploration, but there's a fringe of people-who've-heard-of-mechsplo who keep coming up with the take "haha what if, right, there was a pilot, and they were, get this, they were HORNY for being made into a hound, and all the handlers were like ick no not if you LIKE it"
Oh, someone on a fediverse server presumably liked (exactly) one of my stories enough to post a link to it, from the way the server logs suddenly contain fucking shitloads of masto bots hitting that one page to generate page preview cards.
Federation: making the bandwidth bills *everyone's* problem
Federation: making the bandwidth bills *everyone's* problem
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Oh, someone on a fediverse server presumably liked (exactly) one of my stories enough to post a link to it, from the way the server logs suddenly contain fucking shitloads of masto bots hitting that one page to generate page preview cards.
Federation: making the bandwidth bills *everyone's* problem
Federation: making the bandwidth bills *everyone's* problem
Whenever anyone responds to me going "it's my birthday", you have to imagine me as a scared and confused rescue animal going "why's everyone looking at me, oh no"
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Whenever anyone responds to me going "it's my birthday", you have to imagine me as a scared and confused rescue animal going "why's everyone looking at me, oh no"
Oh, it's gone local midnight. Happy birthday to me.
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh, it's gone local midnight. Happy birthday to me.
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