Chris
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Chris
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right here
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told my kids Santa doesn't leverage AI for dynamic logistics solutions, and they're saying I "ruined Christmas" on LinkedIn :( :( :(
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Mystified by Dems worriedly telling everyone to be careful because the letter is probably fake. There's no proof it's fake. Just take the win! Act like Republicans for once and run with it. Assume it's real. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Make headlines. Do TikTok videos. Shove it down their throats.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Look, we don't like officially being more trustworthy than the CDC at this point. That's not really our bag, y'know?

But please, for the love of real science, continue to vaccinate your children.

Pay no heed to the wormbrain man.
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I would ask what the hell the Dolphins are doing, but I have to save all my "What the Hells" for the Browns game
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Epstein’s War
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Nothing will happen to any of the prominent people who continued to fraternize with Jeffrey Epstein after he was convicted of sex trafficking. Here’s why cancel culture has gone too far.
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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By any reasonable calibration, the two biggest assholes to afflict themselves on Harvard University in the modern era are Larry Summers and Alan Dershowitz, and of course, Jeffrey Epstein collected them both.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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the entire 2010s apparently consisted of everyone who was ever invited to an Aspen Ideas Festival talking with Jeffrey Epstein about how much Donald Trump loved young girls
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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so, it seems like pretty much anyone could email jeffrey epstein about donald trump being a pedophile from 2015-on and he would just respond with a typo-laden email laying it all out
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Can't I even watch football without this asshole
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari outside of Speaker Mike Johnson's office
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Folks - let them think this. I’ve spent 25 years doing campaigns - when you think like this after a loss like last night, you are doomed to lose again.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I too believe there is good in people that can be brought out with the right context & signals, but unfortunately the information environment is dominated by shitheads who work to ensure that the only signals that get though encourage people's worst instincts.
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Damnit, why did I take the under?!
A DOJ official at the EDNY betting/gambling presser just said there are 31 people in custody.
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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If I can be serious for a moment here....it would be better if everyone but the very worst Twitter users comes here so that they aren't under Elon's thumb. So I think we should try to be nice to the ppl who come here from there unless they are Nazis or similar.
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM