Chris Csont 🥐
@ccsont.bsky.social
he/they 💖💜💙
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http://blog.quoteunquoteapps.com
@ccsont just about everywhere else
Watching A House of Dynamite, and having President Idris Elba use In The Air Tonight’s huge drum fill as his walk-on music was a great choice.
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Watching A House of Dynamite, and having President Idris Elba use In The Air Tonight’s huge drum fill as his walk-on music was a great choice.
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100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.
@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.
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You used to be able to turn on TNT and see Shawshank on any given Sunday
We used to be a proper country
We used to be a proper country
I feel myself drawn to watch Shawshank. Like a salmon.
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You used to be able to turn on TNT and see Shawshank on any given Sunday
We used to be a proper country
We used to be a proper country
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Lots of movies age poorly. But in recent memory, has anything aged as poorly as “Bombshell,” which presents Megyn Kelly as a principled girlboss standing up to shitty men in media and politics?
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Lots of movies age poorly. But in recent memory, has anything aged as poorly as “Bombshell,” which presents Megyn Kelly as a principled girlboss standing up to shitty men in media and politics?
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Way to go! 🔥👍💯❤️👏
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Way to go! 🔥👍💯❤️👏
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
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I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month
September 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
I'm not
apologizing
I even
warmed them up
Now you
have no plums
and know
I ate them wrong
Release the
Epstein Files
Also
plums are not
a complete
breakfast
Don't buy into
Big Plum
propaganda
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
I'm not
apologizing
I even
warmed them up
Now you
have no plums
and know
I ate them wrong
Release the
Epstein Files
Also
plums are not
a complete
breakfast
Don't buy into
Big Plum
propaganda
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
I'm not
apologizing
I even
warmed them up
Now you
have no plums
and know
I ate them wrong
Release the
Epstein Files
Also
plums are not
a complete
breakfast
Don't buy into
Big Plum
propaganda
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
I'm not
apologizing
I even
warmed them up
Now you
have no plums
and know
I ate them wrong
Release the
Epstein Files
Also
plums are not
a complete
breakfast
Don't buy into
Big Plum
propaganda
[deep sigh] Look. We have a legal system that claims boneless chicken wings are allowed to have bones in them. If you have enough money and know enough lawyers, dictionary definitions are powerless against you.
[source: ohiocapitaljournal.com/2024/07/29/l...
[source: ohiocapitaljournal.com/2024/07/29/l...
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
[deep sigh] Look. We have a legal system that claims boneless chicken wings are allowed to have bones in them. If you have enough money and know enough lawyers, dictionary definitions are powerless against you.
[source: ohiocapitaljournal.com/2024/07/29/l...
[source: ohiocapitaljournal.com/2024/07/29/l...
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Genuinely thought this said “The Presidential Waffle House”
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Genuinely thought this said “The Presidential Waffle House”
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WE WEREN'T THE ONES WHO STOPPED FIGHTING
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
WE WEREN'T THE ONES WHO STOPPED FIGHTING
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I'm so embarrassed I didn't realize until today that Charlie Brown isn't the Democrats and Republicans aren't Lucy.
WE are Charlie Brown and the Democrats are Lucy.
WE are Charlie Brown and the Democrats are Lucy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm so embarrassed I didn't realize until today that Charlie Brown isn't the Democrats and Republicans aren't Lucy.
WE are Charlie Brown and the Democrats are Lucy.
WE are Charlie Brown and the Democrats are Lucy.
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This isn’t a deal. It’s a betrayal.
Gen Z won’t forget which Democrats made a big show of “standing up for healthcare” only to sell us out at their earliest convenience.
Gen Z won’t forget which Democrats made a big show of “standing up for healthcare” only to sell us out at their earliest convenience.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This isn’t a deal. It’s a betrayal.
Gen Z won’t forget which Democrats made a big show of “standing up for healthcare” only to sell us out at their earliest convenience.
Gen Z won’t forget which Democrats made a big show of “standing up for healthcare” only to sell us out at their earliest convenience.
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Joker: “what is this? The good cop bad cop routine?”
Jim gordon: “not exactly”
Chuck Schumer: *appears behind joker giving him a massage* “mr joker sir, what if I gave you everything you want and I get nothing in return? Well regardless of whether you like it or not that’s exactly what I’ll do!!!”
Jim gordon: “not exactly”
Chuck Schumer: *appears behind joker giving him a massage* “mr joker sir, what if I gave you everything you want and I get nothing in return? Well regardless of whether you like it or not that’s exactly what I’ll do!!!”
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Joker: “what is this? The good cop bad cop routine?”
Jim gordon: “not exactly”
Chuck Schumer: *appears behind joker giving him a massage* “mr joker sir, what if I gave you everything you want and I get nothing in return? Well regardless of whether you like it or not that’s exactly what I’ll do!!!”
Jim gordon: “not exactly”
Chuck Schumer: *appears behind joker giving him a massage* “mr joker sir, what if I gave you everything you want and I get nothing in return? Well regardless of whether you like it or not that’s exactly what I’ll do!!!”
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Excited to find out which of my rights I no longer have and what kinds of necessary healthcare I can no longer access after the democrats give in yet again
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Excited to find out which of my rights I no longer have and what kinds of necessary healthcare I can no longer access after the democrats give in yet again
If I give Lucy back the football, she promises in the future she will hold it out for me to once again attempt to kick it. No, she has not committed to refrain from unsportsmanlike distractions up to and including taking the ball away at the last second. But this is a path toward kicking the ball!
Sen. Tim Kaine statement "on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care"
bluevirginia.us/2025/11/sund...
bluevirginia.us/2025/11/sund...
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If I give Lucy back the football, she promises in the future she will hold it out for me to once again attempt to kick it. No, she has not committed to refrain from unsportsmanlike distractions up to and including taking the ball away at the last second. But this is a path toward kicking the ball!
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
I mean to say main quest.
Anyway, completing the story unlocked the hardest difficulty level. I started a new save. Didn't realize there was perma-death if your whole unit gets killed. Already lost one of my favorite characters, but didn't want to restart my restart.
It's a good game, people.
Anyway, completing the story unlocked the hardest difficulty level. I started a new save. Didn't realize there was perma-death if your whole unit gets killed. Already lost one of my favorite characters, but didn't want to restart my restart.
It's a good game, people.
I finished the man quest of Unicorn Overlord.
Please clap.
Please clap.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I mean to say main quest.
Anyway, completing the story unlocked the hardest difficulty level. I started a new save. Didn't realize there was perma-death if your whole unit gets killed. Already lost one of my favorite characters, but didn't want to restart my restart.
It's a good game, people.
Anyway, completing the story unlocked the hardest difficulty level. I started a new save. Didn't realize there was perma-death if your whole unit gets killed. Already lost one of my favorite characters, but didn't want to restart my restart.
It's a good game, people.
I finished the man quest of Unicorn Overlord.
Please clap.
Please clap.
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I finished the man quest of Unicorn Overlord.
Please clap.
Please clap.
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just a lil baby!!! 👶✨
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
just a lil baby!!! 👶✨
Hi there fellow Michiganders.
I just left a message for Senator Slotkin. You should too!
I just left a message for Senator Slotkin. You should too!
Readers in Arizona, Michigan, & Georgia!
Your senators have been getting a LOT of dedicated pressure to end the shutdown, without fixing healthcare.
If you have a minute, go ahead & give them a call!
Their job is to respond to constituents & they're mostly hearing from GOP voters rn.
Your senators have been getting a LOT of dedicated pressure to end the shutdown, without fixing healthcare.
If you have a minute, go ahead & give them a call!
Their job is to respond to constituents & they're mostly hearing from GOP voters rn.
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hi there fellow Michiganders.
I just left a message for Senator Slotkin. You should too!
I just left a message for Senator Slotkin. You should too!
Elim Garak wanted a brand new life in a brand new star system. An independent fashion designer making his second act out of whole cloth. The only snag in his fresh start? Meeting Dr. Julian Bashir.
(cue jazzy, bass-forward 90s theme song)
(cue jazzy, bass-forward 90s theme song)
Somebody tell me why it's a bad idea to buy these two and post a bunch of short clips of them acting like DS9 got rebooted into a Mad About You era sitcom. I'm struggling to say no to this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Elim Garak wanted a brand new life in a brand new star system. An independent fashion designer making his second act out of whole cloth. The only snag in his fresh start? Meeting Dr. Julian Bashir.
(cue jazzy, bass-forward 90s theme song)
(cue jazzy, bass-forward 90s theme song)
Somebody tell me why it's a bad idea to buy these two and post a bunch of short clips of them acting like DS9 got rebooted into a Mad About You era sitcom. I'm struggling to say no to this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Somebody tell me why it's a bad idea to buy these two and post a bunch of short clips of them acting like DS9 got rebooted into a Mad About You era sitcom. I'm struggling to say no to this.
This is absurd and I love it.
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is absurd and I love it.
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Watching this be proven in real time as result after result comes in is washing away so much of the ever present despair I’ve been feeling for months.
As ever... the vast, vast majority of people don't want the hellscape the right is forcing on us. they really are the minority viewpoint. vocal? yes. powerful? unfortunately, yes. But there are so many more people who don't want to live in the world they're trying to make.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Watching this be proven in real time as result after result comes in is washing away so much of the ever present despair I’ve been feeling for months.