M. Kelly
@emkelly.bsky.social
Unapologetic feminist. Trans ally. Black Lives Matter. Background biology/math. Special fondness for cephalopods, mycology, astronomy, & animals. Hobby cook & baker. I'll miss the country we never actually were but fuck it we ball.
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M. Kelly
@emkelly.bsky.social
· Nov 8
Tbc, I'm blocking all fake leftists who refuse to grapple with our country's well established racism & misogyny & hide behind "economic anxiety," which it was never about, not in the 1930s, 2016, or 2024, & I'm not putting up with anyone who pretends otherwise. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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In this Ohio diner, taking the fifth still means running off with your host's Jim Beam at the end of the party. But they do know this: Ghislaine Maxwell's refusal to answer questions proves that Donald Trump is innocent and that the Clintons belong behind bars.
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
In this Ohio diner, taking the fifth still means running off with your host's Jim Beam at the end of the party. But they do know this: Ghislaine Maxwell's refusal to answer questions proves that Donald Trump is innocent and that the Clintons belong behind bars.
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The Ethicist | I missed Bad Bunny's halftime show because I was on the phone yelling at an immigrant plumber who wouldn't make a Sunday night house call during the game. Can I still tweet some general takes about his performance?
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The Ethicist | I missed Bad Bunny's halftime show because I was on the phone yelling at an immigrant plumber who wouldn't make a Sunday night house call during the game. Can I still tweet some general takes about his performance?
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RFK, Jr. says a Harvard researcher cured schizophrenia by feeding his patient a meat-heavy keto diet. The Harvard researcher says he did not. For busy schizophrenic lovers of beef tallow, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
RFK, Jr. says a Harvard researcher cured schizophrenia by feeding his patient a meat-heavy keto diet. The Harvard researcher says he did not. For busy schizophrenic lovers of beef tallow, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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“FBI concluded Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men”
Bondi and Patel should both resign. Today. What a fucking disgrace.
apnews.com/article/jeff...
Bondi and Patel should both resign. Today. What a fucking disgrace.
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FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show
The FBI pored over Jeffrey Epstein’s bank records and emails. It searched his homes. It spent years interviewing his victims and examining his connections to some of the world’s most influential peopl...
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February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
“FBI concluded Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men”
Bondi and Patel should both resign. Today. What a fucking disgrace.
apnews.com/article/jeff...
Bondi and Patel should both resign. Today. What a fucking disgrace.
apnews.com/article/jeff...
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Spoiler alert: Elon Musk will not build a colony or an outpost or so much as an outdoor toilet on the Moon. Not in ten years. Not in twenty years. Not ever. When your dipshit friend or relative expresses excitement over his announcement, just change the subject. There's no point. It's a cult.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Spoiler alert: Elon Musk will not build a colony or an outpost or so much as an outdoor toilet on the Moon. Not in ten years. Not in twenty years. Not ever. When your dipshit friend or relative expresses excitement over his announcement, just change the subject. There's no point. It's a cult.
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
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⚡️Pope Leo sends 80 generators, thousands of medical supplies to Ukraine.
Pope Leo XIV has sent 80 electric generators and thousands of medical and food supplies to Ukraine to help civilians cope with freezing winter temperatures and constant attacks, the Vatican announced on Feb. 9.
Pope Leo XIV has sent 80 electric generators and thousands of medical and food supplies to Ukraine to help civilians cope with freezing winter temperatures and constant attacks, the Vatican announced on Feb. 9.
Pope Leo sends 80 generators, thousands of medicines to Ukraine
Pope Leo XIV has sent 80 electric generators along with medicines and food supplies to Ukraine to help civilians cope with the effects of freezing winter temperatures and constant attacks, the Vatican...
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February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
⚡️Pope Leo sends 80 generators, thousands of medical supplies to Ukraine.
Pope Leo XIV has sent 80 electric generators and thousands of medical and food supplies to Ukraine to help civilians cope with freezing winter temperatures and constant attacks, the Vatican announced on Feb. 9.
Pope Leo XIV has sent 80 electric generators and thousands of medical and food supplies to Ukraine to help civilians cope with freezing winter temperatures and constant attacks, the Vatican announced on Feb. 9.
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NEW: Judge Tunheim rejects a DOJ request to dissolve his TRO in the putative class-action refugee case in Minnesota: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
NEW: Judge Tunheim rejects a DOJ request to dissolve his TRO in the putative class-action refugee case in Minnesota: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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I'm not saying a word
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I'm not saying a word
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As a proud American patriot, I am rooting against the US Olympic team because too many of them don't like Trump.
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
As a proud American patriot, I am rooting against the US Olympic team because too many of them don't like Trump.
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I count it as more likely than I would’ve even 6 weeks ago
I will say that when I say low-probability I’m not being dismissive. We’re in a world of edge cases right now, so I think anything with a non-zero chance is a big deal.
I will say that when I say low-probability I’m not being dismissive. We’re in a world of edge cases right now, so I think anything with a non-zero chance is a big deal.
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I count it as more likely than I would’ve even 6 weeks ago
I will say that when I say low-probability I’m not being dismissive. We’re in a world of edge cases right now, so I think anything with a non-zero chance is a big deal.
I will say that when I say low-probability I’m not being dismissive. We’re in a world of edge cases right now, so I think anything with a non-zero chance is a big deal.
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I wanna stress I’m not a hysterical person. I don’t think Trump is a supervillain with God-like powers.
I just think there are a lot of low-probability things that they might at least try. It’s not *impossible* that they’ll try these things.
I just think there are a lot of low-probability things that they might at least try. It’s not *impossible* that they’ll try these things.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I wanna stress I’m not a hysterical person. I don’t think Trump is a supervillain with God-like powers.
I just think there are a lot of low-probability things that they might at least try. It’s not *impossible* that they’ll try these things.
I just think there are a lot of low-probability things that they might at least try. It’s not *impossible* that they’ll try these things.
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I think we can be determined to win and optimistic about our chances while also making sure we don’t fall prey to failures of imagination or an inability to wrestle with the facts as they are.
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I think we can be determined to win and optimistic about our chances while also making sure we don’t fall prey to failures of imagination or an inability to wrestle with the facts as they are.
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That would explain why Tulsi Gabbard "investigating" voting machines in Puerto Rico & present at FBI raid in Fulton County even though DNI prohibited by law from participating in domestic law enforcement operations
So I just listened to @ariberman.bsky.social articulate the same theory @jvl.bsky.social has: that there’s a real chance the Trump admin is going to lean on Maduro or offer him some sort of deal to say Venezuela did interfere in the 2020 elections.
open.spotify.com/episode/1cPG...
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Trump Starts the Steal
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February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
That would explain why Tulsi Gabbard "investigating" voting machines in Puerto Rico & present at FBI raid in Fulton County even though DNI prohibited by law from participating in domestic law enforcement operations
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There's been Olympic levels of missing the damn point today.
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
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February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
There's been Olympic levels of missing the damn point today.
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@cheesedog2024.bsky.social @shayruldawn.bsky.social @dc5fanmary.bsky.social @educ8tusall.bsky.social 🤣
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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ICYMI - Dems flipped a seat in Tarrant County and Republicans called an emergency meeting.
Trump carried the district by 17 points in 2024, so if Texas Republicans are in panic mode there, the entire state is in play.
Trump carried the district by 17 points in 2024, so if Texas Republicans are in panic mode there, the entire state is in play.
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
ICYMI - Dems flipped a seat in Tarrant County and Republicans called an emergency meeting.
Trump carried the district by 17 points in 2024, so if Texas Republicans are in panic mode there, the entire state is in play.
Trump carried the district by 17 points in 2024, so if Texas Republicans are in panic mode there, the entire state is in play.
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Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
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1. Chappell Roan says she is no longer represented by the Wasserman agency, which is owned by major Democratic donor and LA Olympics chairman Casey Wasserman.
This comes after emails between Wasserman and Ghislaine Maxwell were revealed in the last Epstein files dump.
This comes after emails between Wasserman and Ghislaine Maxwell were revealed in the last Epstein files dump.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
1. Chappell Roan says she is no longer represented by the Wasserman agency, which is owned by major Democratic donor and LA Olympics chairman Casey Wasserman.
This comes after emails between Wasserman and Ghislaine Maxwell were revealed in the last Epstein files dump.
This comes after emails between Wasserman and Ghislaine Maxwell were revealed in the last Epstein files dump.
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If I saw my kid get injured, I’d be spending more time talking to my kid about her injury than a reporter.
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
If I saw my kid get injured, I’d be spending more time talking to my kid about her injury than a reporter.
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Agencies in Ukraine are warning Russia is planning more mass child kidnappings.
It seems to be a risk from the start of next month, when Russia states Ukrainian documents showing legal adoption or guardianship will have no legal bearing.
It seems to be a risk from the start of next month, when Russia states Ukrainian documents showing legal adoption or guardianship will have no legal bearing.
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Agencies in Ukraine are warning Russia is planning more mass child kidnappings.
It seems to be a risk from the start of next month, when Russia states Ukrainian documents showing legal adoption or guardianship will have no legal bearing.
It seems to be a risk from the start of next month, when Russia states Ukrainian documents showing legal adoption or guardianship will have no legal bearing.
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Ukraine lost a helicopter and crew today.
The 11th Separate Aviation Brigade "Kherson" reported the loss of an Mi-24 "while performing a combat mission."
#HeroiamSlava
The 11th Separate Aviation Brigade "Kherson" reported the loss of an Mi-24 "while performing a combat mission."
#HeroiamSlava
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Ukraine lost a helicopter and crew today.
The 11th Separate Aviation Brigade "Kherson" reported the loss of an Mi-24 "while performing a combat mission."
#HeroiamSlava
The 11th Separate Aviation Brigade "Kherson" reported the loss of an Mi-24 "while performing a combat mission."
#HeroiamSlava
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The charming IOC has banned Ukraine's skeleton champ from wearing a special helmet at #WinterOlympics2026
Vladyslav Heraskevych's headwear depicts Ukr athletes killed by Russia's war, some his friends.
Pres Zelenskyy said “The truth cannot be a “political action at sports competition”
Vladyslav Heraskevych's headwear depicts Ukr athletes killed by Russia's war, some his friends.
Pres Zelenskyy said “The truth cannot be a “political action at sports competition”
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The charming IOC has banned Ukraine's skeleton champ from wearing a special helmet at #WinterOlympics2026
Vladyslav Heraskevych's headwear depicts Ukr athletes killed by Russia's war, some his friends.
Pres Zelenskyy said “The truth cannot be a “political action at sports competition”
Vladyslav Heraskevych's headwear depicts Ukr athletes killed by Russia's war, some his friends.
Pres Zelenskyy said “The truth cannot be a “political action at sports competition”
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