cavatappi_papi
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Someone get the ref some hand warmers he can’t even grab the flag lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Someone get the ref some hand warmers he can’t even grab the flag lol
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personally I think the officiating crew should save themselves the trouble and leave the country immediately
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
personally I think the officiating crew should save themselves the trouble and leave the country immediately
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This is a lengthy, well-reported article about a man's life, the failures and selfishness of government that led to his gruesome and terrible death, and what came of it, and yet it's ruined by this schmaltzy inspiration porn headline and social media post.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is a lengthy, well-reported article about a man's life, the failures and selfishness of government that led to his gruesome and terrible death, and what came of it, and yet it's ruined by this schmaltzy inspiration porn headline and social media post.
I think it’s important that Taylor sees her fiancé experience a losing season prior to marriage.
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think it’s important that Taylor sees her fiancé experience a losing season prior to marriage.
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on my hands and fucking knees
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
on my hands and fucking knees
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where i grew up it is legal to murder someone for having this opinion of key lime pie
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
where i grew up it is legal to murder someone for having this opinion of key lime pie
What if this week good things happened to people who are trying their best.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
What if this week good things happened to people who are trying their best.
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Lame roughing call, drink
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Lame roughing call, drink
god help me my dog has tasted gorgonzola. She’s losing her mind and will eventually lick a hole through the floor.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
god help me my dog has tasted gorgonzola. She’s losing her mind and will eventually lick a hole through the floor.
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Wait did Elon make Grok say this because Joyce Carol Oates blasted him online??? Lmfao
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Wait did Elon make Grok say this because Joyce Carol Oates blasted him online??? Lmfao
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Ding ding ding
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ding ding ding
Where I’m from that’ll get a man knocked on his ass and he better only get up if he’s ready to apologize.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Where I’m from that’ll get a man knocked on his ass and he better only get up if he’s ready to apologize.
My toxic trait is that I let my house stay cold in the morning so that my dog will be maximum cuddly while I drink my coffee.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My toxic trait is that I let my house stay cold in the morning so that my dog will be maximum cuddly while I drink my coffee.
Why is Bill Maher morphing into Fran Sinclair
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Why is Bill Maher morphing into Fran Sinclair
Why does it seem like every country music artist under 50 is faking their accent
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Why does it seem like every country music artist under 50 is faking their accent
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Not my ducks, not my row
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not my ducks, not my row
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There's a lot we have not visualized in a useful way.
One of the big ones is the SHIFT in govt employment from "people who cure cancer" and "people who make sure your Social Security comes on time" and "people who care for veterans" to "people who kidnap your neighbors."
One of the big ones is the SHIFT in govt employment from "people who cure cancer" and "people who make sure your Social Security comes on time" and "people who care for veterans" to "people who kidnap your neighbors."
The fascist's unemployment solution: hiring some people to terrorize and cage others
www.huffpost.com/entry/us-hir...
www.huffpost.com/entry/us-hir...
U.S. Hires 50,000 Federal Workers Under Trump, Boosting Immigration Roles
The bulk of the new hires, reported first by Reuters, work at Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
www.huffpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There's a lot we have not visualized in a useful way.
One of the big ones is the SHIFT in govt employment from "people who cure cancer" and "people who make sure your Social Security comes on time" and "people who care for veterans" to "people who kidnap your neighbors."
One of the big ones is the SHIFT in govt employment from "people who cure cancer" and "people who make sure your Social Security comes on time" and "people who care for veterans" to "people who kidnap your neighbors."
Remember how in his first term the talking heads would be like, “Ok NOW he’s getting serious about being president” every few weeks lol.
2025 he’s just grifting as his primary occupation and his side hustle is filling up balloons with the blood of Americans and then popping them to much applause.
2025 he’s just grifting as his primary occupation and his side hustle is filling up balloons with the blood of Americans and then popping them to much applause.
Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Remember how in his first term the talking heads would be like, “Ok NOW he’s getting serious about being president” every few weeks lol.
2025 he’s just grifting as his primary occupation and his side hustle is filling up balloons with the blood of Americans and then popping them to much applause.
2025 he’s just grifting as his primary occupation and his side hustle is filling up balloons with the blood of Americans and then popping them to much applause.
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Why is a man here
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Why is a man here
Can’t stand this creepy condescending night of the living dummy faced pervert. In a just world he would’ve been hit with a taser the moment he touched her after the handshake.
REPORTER: Why'd it take so long to get sworn in?
GRIJALVA: *gestures at Johnson* That would not be my question!
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, I really like this lady
GRIJALVA: *gestures at Johnson* That would not be my question!
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, I really like this lady
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Can’t stand this creepy condescending night of the living dummy faced pervert. In a just world he would’ve been hit with a taser the moment he touched her after the handshake.
“Is the plane America?”
Diplomat s3 let’s go.
Diplomat s3 let’s go.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“Is the plane America?”
Diplomat s3 let’s go.
Diplomat s3 let’s go.
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Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs
May 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Social mobility has been declining for decades but that's fine, we don't need the talents of 340 million people as long as we have the several dozen children of our stupidest oligarchs
How many FUCKING subscriptions do I need to watch ESPN this is unbelievable.
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How many FUCKING subscriptions do I need to watch ESPN this is unbelievable.
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Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.