Catherine
@catch65.bsky.social
We are not given to tasteful Christmas decorations in this house, but even I draw the line at a reindeer that looks like raw liver. So arresting in its awfulness it almost horseshoes back around to wonderful. Almost.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I HOWLED
I was looking up the Cliff Richard Wuthering Heights and found some clips. I laughed so hard I cried and have not stopped laughing. A clip. I really tried not to laugh. The boat remains a mystery.
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I HOWLED
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This is brilliant.
How to write about these fucking idiots.
How to write about these fucking idiots.
"Visitors stage anti-migrant march in Galway"
Other journalists should take notes on reporting from Maxim Kelly.
www.advertiser.ie/galway/artic...
Other journalists should take notes on reporting from Maxim Kelly.
www.advertiser.ie/galway/artic...
August 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
This is brilliant.
How to write about these fucking idiots.
How to write about these fucking idiots.
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Ok so I know it's my own fault for hate-watching *that* show, but who in the hell would get out of the shower, put on bra and pants, then an exquisite silk negligee (WHILE STILL SOAKING WET), and then get into bed like that? I am gobsmacked, gobsmacked I tell you.
July 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ok so I know it's my own fault for hate-watching *that* show, but who in the hell would get out of the shower, put on bra and pants, then an exquisite silk negligee (WHILE STILL SOAKING WET), and then get into bed like that? I am gobsmacked, gobsmacked I tell you.
“You really need to get over yourself”.
-me as a therapist
-me as a therapist
“Cheer up!”
- me as a therapist
- me as a therapist
July 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“You really need to get over yourself”.
-me as a therapist
-me as a therapist
At a playground in LA a couple of years ago with my grandkids I had a great chat with a lady. I even gave her parenting advice. When we were leaving my daughter in law told me I had been chatting with Christina Ricci. I had no idea. She was very sweet.
July 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
At a playground in LA a couple of years ago with my grandkids I had a great chat with a lady. I even gave her parenting advice. When we were leaving my daughter in law told me I had been chatting with Christina Ricci. I had no idea. She was very sweet.
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If you wrote a character this lacking in self-awareness you’d be slammed as a really, really shit writer. And they would be right.
Apologising to his employees haha! And why is he being cunty about Coldplay doing a kiss cam ffs? "WHAT if someone in the crowd was having an affair?" m8 it's not their fault, if I was at a show with my fella and we were on the big screen I wouldn't go "HEY WHAT ABOUT OUR PRIVACY!?"
THE LYRIC HAHA
THE LYRIC HAHA
July 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If you wrote a character this lacking in self-awareness you’d be slammed as a really, really shit writer. And they would be right.
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why did this make me laugh
July 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
why did this make me laugh
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oh please can we all keep our tongues out of tucker carlson's fundament have a little dignity
June 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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At a playground in LA a couple of years ago with my grandkids I had a great chat with a lady. I even gave her parenting advice. When we were leaving my daughter in law told me I had been chatting with Christina Ricci. I had no idea. She was very sweet.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
At a playground in LA a couple of years ago with my grandkids I had a great chat with a lady. I even gave her parenting advice. When we were leaving my daughter in law told me I had been chatting with Christina Ricci. I had no idea. She was very sweet.
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Eternal Dalmatian #5,668
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
May 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Eternal Dalmatian #5,668
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
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What a lovely morning, I might take my coffee outside and listen to the birdsong-
No. No you will not. For the Age of the Strimmer has come.
No. No you will not. For the Age of the Strimmer has come.
May 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
What a lovely morning, I might take my coffee outside and listen to the birdsong-
No. No you will not. For the Age of the Strimmer has come.
No. No you will not. For the Age of the Strimmer has come.
Inners
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
It's A Wonderful Lie
It's A Wonderful Lie
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
The Cow.
The Cow.
May 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Inners
Pope on a Hot Tin Roof
A Pope Named Desire
Long Day’s Journey into Pope
April 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Pope on a Hot Tin Roof
“You’re just a lady of the night, are you not Donald?”
Caption this.
We’ll go first: “That’s not the gearstick”
We’ll go first: “That’s not the gearstick”
March 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“You’re just a lady of the night, are you not Donald?”
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What unit of size do we use to describe objects in space?
Dishwashers, obviously, duh.
Dishwashers, obviously, duh.
A dishwasher-sized NASA satellite was launched into space from Florida to identify where water resides on the moon's surface in places such as the permanently shadowed craters at its poles
NASA launches satellite to detect water on the moon
A dishwasher-sized NASA satellite was launched into space from Florida to identify where water - a precious resource for lunar missions - resides on the moon's surface in places such as the permanentl...
www.rte.ie
February 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
What unit of size do we use to describe objects in space?
Dishwashers, obviously, duh.
Dishwashers, obviously, duh.
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Editor: Did you mention the James Webb Space Telescope in that article about the asteroid?
Journalist: Yeah boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked.
Journalist: Yeah boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked.
February 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Editor: Did you mention the James Webb Space Telescope in that article about the asteroid?
Journalist: Yeah boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked.
Journalist: Yeah boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked.
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Beach being all ‘look at me’ today. Asshole.
November 13, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Beach being all ‘look at me’ today. Asshole.
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I’ve decided to go into business for myself, anyone with any sort of issues with baldness please come see me at “Hell Toupee” once we get up and running.
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I’ve decided to go into business for myself, anyone with any sort of issues with baldness please come see me at “Hell Toupee” once we get up and running.