DK Sizzle
@dksizzle.bsky.social
Still imagining dragons, nobody told me to stop.
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I'm a little nonplussed.
I'm nonplussed about "nonplussed" (or am I?).
[a little rant]
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February 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm a little nonplussed.
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I watched "The Matrix" and thought "Wow, what an incredible reflection on identity and the self, the impulse of human freedom, the need to liberate ourselves from technologies of control" whereas these Silicon Valley bros saw fields of human batteries and thought "yes, yes, let's actually do that."
February 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I watched "The Matrix" and thought "Wow, what an incredible reflection on identity and the self, the impulse of human freedom, the need to liberate ourselves from technologies of control" whereas these Silicon Valley bros saw fields of human batteries and thought "yes, yes, let's actually do that."
When you go to conductor school, do you have to choose between trains and orchestras or do you receive training in both?
February 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
When you go to conductor school, do you have to choose between trains and orchestras or do you receive training in both?
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Unarm, unarm, and do not fight today.
January 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Unarm, unarm, and do not fight today.
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I am as delighted by the nominations for THE SUBSTANCE as I am aghast at the lack of nominations for I SAW THE TV GLOW. The Academy continues their unbroken streak of getting as much wrong as right. And so it goes.
January 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I am as delighted by the nominations for THE SUBSTANCE as I am aghast at the lack of nominations for I SAW THE TV GLOW. The Academy continues their unbroken streak of getting as much wrong as right. And so it goes.
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David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
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wearing a michael myers mask to break into william shatner’s iPhone
January 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
wearing a michael myers mask to break into william shatner’s iPhone
My favorite people right now are the ones who are aghast that a parasitic healthcare ceo was gunned down in the street because they, too, might be a CEO one day maybe.
December 5, 2024 at 8:12 PM
My favorite people right now are the ones who are aghast that a parasitic healthcare ceo was gunned down in the street because they, too, might be a CEO one day maybe.
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If the sarlacc pit had consumed a healthy amount of probiotics we never woulda gotten that weird Boba Fett show.
December 3, 2024 at 8:47 PM
If the sarlacc pit had consumed a healthy amount of probiotics we never woulda gotten that weird Boba Fett show.
We bought an accent chair and every time I sit in it I’m all “oh jolly good!” Or sometimes “itsa meee Mario.”
So it definitely, like, works.
So it definitely, like, works.
December 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
We bought an accent chair and every time I sit in it I’m all “oh jolly good!” Or sometimes “itsa meee Mario.”
So it definitely, like, works.
So it definitely, like, works.
We dug a well in our backyard but we made it an Orwell so now, instead of quenching our thirst, everything that comes out of it is just eerily prophetic
December 3, 2024 at 9:47 PM
We dug a well in our backyard but we made it an Orwell so now, instead of quenching our thirst, everything that comes out of it is just eerily prophetic
“The Twist” is a great representation of Chubby Checker’s musical abilities but man, “Let’s Twist Again” is truly Chubby Chess.
December 3, 2024 at 9:39 PM
“The Twist” is a great representation of Chubby Checker’s musical abilities but man, “Let’s Twist Again” is truly Chubby Chess.
If you need a bad guy in your next movie hit me up I have been practicing eating tiny pieces of apple off a small knife.
December 3, 2024 at 9:36 PM
If you need a bad guy in your next movie hit me up I have been practicing eating tiny pieces of apple off a small knife.
RIP to Deb Mathers, the world record holder of the most hip hop diss tracks ever recorded about a single person.
Thanks for being such a terrible mother that you produced my favorite rapper, Debbie!
I’m going to clean out my closet tonight in her honor.
Thanks for being such a terrible mother that you produced my favorite rapper, Debbie!
I’m going to clean out my closet tonight in her honor.
December 3, 2024 at 9:32 PM
RIP to Deb Mathers, the world record holder of the most hip hop diss tracks ever recorded about a single person.
Thanks for being such a terrible mother that you produced my favorite rapper, Debbie!
I’m going to clean out my closet tonight in her honor.
Thanks for being such a terrible mother that you produced my favorite rapper, Debbie!
I’m going to clean out my closet tonight in her honor.
I’ve seen a lot of people saying a lot of disparaging things about Hunter Biden in the last few days and I’d just like to be the first to say- hey, that’s mean!
December 3, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I’ve seen a lot of people saying a lot of disparaging things about Hunter Biden in the last few days and I’d just like to be the first to say- hey, that’s mean!
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Repost if you think that Star Wars
November 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Repost if you think that Star Wars
I kept telling you not to contact my Staph, you kept calling me a snooty rich guy but now we’re both sick.
November 16, 2024 at 8:58 AM
I kept telling you not to contact my Staph, you kept calling me a snooty rich guy but now we’re both sick.
I’m completely okay with your brat summer as long as you laugh at my prat fall.
chris and I love one another as only God could join two beings
chris and I love one another as only God could join two beings
November 16, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I’m completely okay with your brat summer as long as you laugh at my prat fall.
chris and I love one another as only God could join two beings
chris and I love one another as only God could join two beings
I actually work in film so I can tell you that having a “hand double” means you have to have two hands to get the job which, yes, ablest, but also makes it doubly difficult to get a foot in the door.
November 16, 2024 at 8:53 AM
I actually work in film so I can tell you that having a “hand double” means you have to have two hands to get the job which, yes, ablest, but also makes it doubly difficult to get a foot in the door.
I’ve decided to go into business for myself, anyone with any sort of issues with baldness please come see me at “Hell Toupee” once we get up and running.
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I’ve decided to go into business for myself, anyone with any sort of issues with baldness please come see me at “Hell Toupee” once we get up and running.