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cat-attack (she/her)
@cat-attack.bsky.social
Engineer - talk to me about infosec, accessibility, automation, & open source
Recovering game dev, avid bookworm, compulsive knitter, unfluencer
Queer, polyamorous, leftist, venomous
Your favorite autistic’s favorite autistic
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The other night, I had a nightmare and B had to wake me up.
IMMEDIATELY, I started peppering him with questions/concerns about the Toy Story universe (note: the nightmare was not about anything even vaguely related to Toy Story).

Here is how that conversation went:
15: Have you ever <giggling> trusted a fart?
Me: Are you asking if I’ve ever trusted the *wrong* fart?
15: <maniacal laughter> YES!
March 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
12: I love penguins SOOOO MUCH because they stand on two feet and when they see a human they’re like <arms outstretched> 😀 “TWIN!” 😀
March 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I think about the Planeteers almost daily, that show really set the stage for millennial adulthood
They need to update Captain Planet with the Planeteers now being labeled "eco-terrorists" and the bad guys are CEOs and AI. The Planeteers are fed up and now have started using their powers lethally because Gaia is dying slowly due to how the planet is being treated.
February 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what “40 acres and a mule” in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.
February 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
12: I had a dream. 😳
Me: Oh? A bad dream?
12: No… there was just a REEEEALLY big strawberry. 😳
February 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Just got our first sieg heil from a truck driving by (complete with heil Hitler) if you’re wondering whether or not this protest is necessary
February 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
February 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I've *FINALLY* gotten two of my favorite nerd friends into BG3. I just gotta say - the only thing better than being blown away by that game the first time is watching your friends have that reaction.
We all need a little joy right now, and that's some of mine for the moment.
February 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I got rid of a spider and now the kids are singing "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher".
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Threatening people under duress with retaliatory surveillance and abandonment for being too under duress to do the labor you want

Is a really common tactic and for folks who are marginalized

Please cut that shit out

Also stop encouraging it
February 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it.

www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
We got a DOGE staff list. From a McKinsey alum to a former Clarence Thomas clerk, here are the workers powering Elon Musk's cost-cutting squad.
A list of White House DOGE staffers shows about 30 young tech, finance, and legal professionals remaking the federal government.
www.businessinsider.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Tesla's stock is ridiculously overvalued, and even a modest consumer boycott could tank the company, which accounts for the majority of Elon Musk's wealth.
The divestment movement weakened apartheid South Africa. Let's do that again. slate.com/business/202...
Don’t Buy a Tesla. Sell Your Tesla. Refuse a Tesla at the Rental Counter. Yes—It Will Help.
Elon Musk’s car company is in a precarious spot.
slate.com
February 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Honestly? Just let him go around renaming random shit. If that’s how he spends his entire administration, we’re doing GREAT.
February 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Every time I open Threads, I am reminded that I hate it along with damn near everyone using it. 🙄
February 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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There are some infosec folks who are playing semantics or splitting hairs or saying ‘let’s wait and see’ in defense of what the DOGE workers are doing. If they witnessed such sloppy cybersecurity in any corporate environment, they would be screaming bloody murder. Why the double standard? Why?
February 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Wishing the birds a very happy, healthy Superb Owl. 🥰
saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Nah, friendo. It’s Big Pharma trying to sell anxiety meds. 😂😭
Have we considered that this administration is just a convoluted conspiracy by big law to drum up business
February 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@safety.bsky.app y’all need to deal with bad actors like this.
February 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
THIS.
If you can’t even manage to shut up in public (which yes, jackasses, includes the social media), you are introducing so much unnecessary risk to yourself and others.
If you make yourself the target of a federal criminal investigation because you can't control your stupid social media posting, people will rightly consider you an unsafe person to organize with.

Nobody wants feds up in THEIR shit because you couldn't stop fedposting. People have real work to do.
February 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Confession:
The weird ASMR whisper makes me want to commit arson. I hate it so much. 😭
February 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
12: Y’all wanna know a fun fact?
10: What?
12: I was born on my birthday. 😎
February 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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If you can't find an online history for an organization (or, if it's a coalition, it's component organizations), DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR INFO
my god PLEASE do not sign up online for an organized general strike via a slick looking website claiming hundreds of thousands have already registered.

even if it's not a honeypot, it's still going to be a honeypot.
February 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The other night, I had a nightmare and B had to wake me up.
IMMEDIATELY, I started peppering him with questions/concerns about the Toy Story universe (note: the nightmare was not about anything even vaguely related to Toy Story).

Here is how that conversation went:
February 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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draping the modesty cloth over my sinful washing machine, so that god need not gaze upon its frothing, sensual innards
February 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM