“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

i love finding out that someone much younger than me doesn't remember pop culture miscellanea from before they were born and saying shit like "Oh, you sweet summer child. You have much to learn, young Padawan ..."

AURORA

The main way the covid era has shifted my thinking is that I now believe that if you cough on a bus you should be executed

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities 😔

A lot of people think Pepe Le Peu is French because he's a pervert but it's actually becaue he stinks, and is a pervert

Do not go gentle into that good night

[holding some bullshit root vegetable that barely tastes like anything by itself up to the camera] now these things are absolutely jam-packed with flavor. absolutely beautiful

age 23, after being on my feet for 9 hours around boiling hot steam ovens: feeling pretty bushed but i think i can still go out tonight

age 34, after sitting at the computer for 3 hours: i am more tired than anyone in human history has ever been tired before

[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming

bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario

Thinking about how much better the world would be if Henry Rollins was the big meathead who got the $200 million Spotify deal.

A great thing about the X-Files was how every few episodes, in the midst of all the werewolf investigations etc, the show would remind you that Fox Mulder is cripplingly addicted to porn

Raccoons always look like they are in the middle of telling a story about how big something was.

I am tired of this gaba, these gools