Carter Edman
@carteredman.bsky.social
Architect. Biker. Bonsai guy.
Ea-Nasir sold you inferior copper?
Problematic Bronze Age gap
Problematic Bronze Age gap
Your tiger is out?
Problematic cage gap
Problematic cage gap
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?
Problematic sage gap.
Problematic sage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ea-Nasir sold you inferior copper?
Problematic Bronze Age gap
Problematic Bronze Age gap
Reposted by Carter Edman
This is a zone of judgment.
And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.
And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is a zone of judgment.
And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.
And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is why I schedule all my meetings for October 10, 1582
In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is why I schedule all my meetings for October 10, 1582
How does Green Giant have the same tag line as Santa?
How did the PTO approve that?
How did the PTO approve that?
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
How does Green Giant have the same tag line as Santa?
How did the PTO approve that?
How did the PTO approve that?
🚨 NEW BUNNY JUST DROPPED! 🚨
Timeline cleanse: Yesterday I was introduced to the teporingo (volcano rabbit) — it’s like a rabbit crossed with a pika and is only found on Popocatépetl and three of the other volcanoes near Mexico City: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano...
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
🚨 NEW BUNNY JUST DROPPED! 🚨
Reposted by Carter Edman
I look at the world, at the forests and the mountains here, the sky, and it's all right, as it should be. But we aren't. People aren't. We're wrong. We do wrong. No animal does wrong. How could they? But we can, and we do. And we never stop.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I look at the world, at the forests and the mountains here, the sky, and it's all right, as it should be. But we aren't. People aren't. We're wrong. We do wrong. No animal does wrong. How could they? But we can, and we do. And we never stop.
Betty would have loved this
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Betty would have loved this
Reposted by Carter Edman
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
The US is choosing to be left behind.
The US is the world's largest oil and gas producer. Yet, "China is now making more money from exporting green technology than America makes from exporting fossil fuels."
China’s clean-energy revolution will reshape markets and politics
The world’s biggest manufacturer now has an interest in the world decarbonising
www.economist.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The US is choosing to be left behind.
Does anybody make a taco shell with a reinforced crotch for extra moistness?
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Does anybody make a taco shell with a reinforced crotch for extra moistness?
Charles Ives, perhaps America's greatest composer, sold life insurance
Reminder (for myself as much as anyone): having to work a day job has no bearing on whether or not you’re a “real artist”.
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Charles Ives, perhaps America's greatest composer, sold life insurance
Since we're clearly not enforcing the prime directive, we might add well repeal it
what star trek political opinion would you have if you lived in universe? would you still be weird about the xindi? would you be one of the people who protests the Klingon embassy in Paris? Me, i'd be a borg truther
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Since we're clearly not enforcing the prime directive, we might add well repeal it
'I could smell the onions and the mustard'
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
'I could smell the onions and the mustard'
"Does an osprey worry about the price of its feathers?"
"Let’s jump across the slippery, moss-covered logs in this crystal clear lake, taking a moment to punch our hands into the air and hold them there for an excruciatingly long time."
An Afternoon with Me, the Man in an REI Print Ad
Oh hello, I didn’t see you there. I’ve been busy crouching here perilously on a snow-capped tree stump, staring into the craggy cavern below, and t...
buff.ly
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"Does an osprey worry about the price of its feathers?"
Reposted by Carter Edman
“.. This is more than a crisis,” said the Rev. John Udo-Okon, who runs a food pantry in the Bronx. “Right now, you can see the desperation, you can feel the frustration that the people are going through.”
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/food...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/food...
November 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“.. This is more than a crisis,” said the Rev. John Udo-Okon, who runs a food pantry in the Bronx. “Right now, you can see the desperation, you can feel the frustration that the people are going through.”
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/food...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/food...
Only off by about 14 orders off magnitude
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Only off by about 14 orders off magnitude
This was also the motto of OceanGate
yesterday at an art gallery i saw this little submersible and i think i’ll use this curatorial phrase in the future for my software projects: “functionality remains relative, or even secondary”
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This was also the motto of OceanGate
We used to have proper movies
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
We used to have proper movies
I mowed the lawn
Nachos are ready
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I mowed the lawn
We've already broken the first two laws of robotics
Here’s where it gets personal for me. When I was 9, I started experiencing suicidal ideation … disinterested in living, and at least some of the time contemplating death and how it might happen … It’s easy to imagine how I would have used programs like these chatbots.
Perry: How can AI be used ethically when it’s been linked to suicide?
"It’s not on us, on you and me, to use AI ethically or responsibly. It’s on the companies to build safe, reliable, ethical products," David M. Perry writes.
www.startribune.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We've already broken the first two laws of robotics
My uncle Carter hosted a children's show in Philadelphia called Captain Noah and was also the chaplain of the Philadelphia police department and could park anywhere he wanted
my uncle bob was in a new wave band in NYC in the early 80s that was in the scene but never got signed. his bandmate was demi moore’s first husband and madonna threw up in their studio sink once
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My uncle Carter hosted a children's show in Philadelphia called Captain Noah and was also the chaplain of the Philadelphia police department and could park anywhere he wanted
I don't know who half is these people are, but these crabs are sexxxxxxy
idk why i noticed this but these crabs and celebrities look like they share a stylist: thread
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I don't know who half is these people are, but these crabs are sexxxxxxy
Reposted by Carter Edman
If you’ve been in a close relationship with a malignant narcissist, you’ve likely had your possessions lost, tossed, sold, or destroyed and had your self-esteem, friendships, connections with community, career, and physical body targeted as well.
Americans are in such a relationship now with Trump.
Americans are in such a relationship now with Trump.
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If you’ve been in a close relationship with a malignant narcissist, you’ve likely had your possessions lost, tossed, sold, or destroyed and had your self-esteem, friendships, connections with community, career, and physical body targeted as well.
Americans are in such a relationship now with Trump.
Americans are in such a relationship now with Trump.