Bimbo Baggins
@carrot-flower.bsky.social
Your local cryptid, of fae and flowers.
"All gods are carnivorous"
"All gods are carnivorous"
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In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows:
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
April 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows:
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
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I WALKED AWAY FOR 2 MINUTES AND SOME BITCHES MURDERED MY UNICORN
April 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I WALKED AWAY FOR 2 MINUTES AND SOME BITCHES MURDERED MY UNICORN
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The act of sending loved ones little videos and memes and things throughout the day is called “pebbling” because penguins often leave little rocks in the nests of those they care about as a sign of affection. Today is world penguin day, so if someone sends you this post, know you’ve been pebbled ;)
April 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The act of sending loved ones little videos and memes and things throughout the day is called “pebbling” because penguins often leave little rocks in the nests of those they care about as a sign of affection. Today is world penguin day, so if someone sends you this post, know you’ve been pebbled ;)
"If you avoid math, the tarrifs are actually great" is a wild energy for something that is primarily math.
Like, if you avoid the math parts, algebra isn't too bad either, I suppose.
Like, if you avoid the math parts, algebra isn't too bad either, I suppose.
The people that promote “alternative facts” are now saying that math is “woke”
Math is math
Math is not “woke”
Math doesn’t have illogical values
They are numerical values
Math is math
Math is not “woke”
Math doesn’t have illogical values
They are numerical values
April 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"If you avoid math, the tarrifs are actually great" is a wild energy for something that is primarily math.
Like, if you avoid the math parts, algebra isn't too bad either, I suppose.
Like, if you avoid the math parts, algebra isn't too bad either, I suppose.
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If you love your library, listen up…
April 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you love your library, listen up…
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🏆 @rollingstone.com wins the Headline of the Day Award
This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
April 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
🏆 @rollingstone.com wins the Headline of the Day Award
This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Praise her.
Deeply appreciate the Betty White Summoning Circle I noticed at a USPS counter this week. 🕯
April 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Praise her.
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why autism? why are they so fucking possessed about autism and doing all they can to find the cause of and/or "cure" it or whatever while ignoring a disease that destroys your brain and renders you blind or dissolves your lungs, why is autism the thing they're clambering to prevent #political
Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.
April 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
why autism? why are they so fucking possessed about autism and doing all they can to find the cause of and/or "cure" it or whatever while ignoring a disease that destroys your brain and renders you blind or dissolves your lungs, why is autism the thing they're clambering to prevent #political
What a fever dream of an episode
everyone says "go to therapy" but nobody tells you you'll miss out on THIS
April 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What a fever dream of an episode
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we all understand that this just means we have to yell at our reps more, right
April 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
we all understand that this just means we have to yell at our reps more, right
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
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HELP! I'm being inspired against my own will! I'm feeling seen! I'm uncovering hope under layers of cynicsm! Who is this spokesperson for a self-reflective party that is committing to fight back, and what does he think he's doing??
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
April 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
HELP! I'm being inspired against my own will! I'm feeling seen! I'm uncovering hope under layers of cynicsm! Who is this spokesperson for a self-reflective party that is committing to fight back, and what does he think he's doing??
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The fall of Rome seems so much less exciting now that I realize everyone was kinda just working their regular jobs and paying bills and stuff the whole time
April 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The fall of Rome seems so much less exciting now that I realize everyone was kinda just working their regular jobs and paying bills and stuff the whole time
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Remember that if anybody tries to prank you today, the best thing to do is take out a little notebook, ask them how to spell their last name, make a note and leave without another word
April 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Remember that if anybody tries to prank you today, the best thing to do is take out a little notebook, ask them how to spell their last name, make a note and leave without another word
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Senator Booker: What kind of man is in the white house that makes fun of the disabled, who lies so much that the fact checkers lose count, that minimizes the pain and the suffering
April 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Senator Booker: What kind of man is in the white house that makes fun of the disabled, who lies so much that the fact checkers lose count, that minimizes the pain and the suffering
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I’ve gotten real good at living in the “grey” of life
March 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’ve gotten real good at living in the “grey” of life
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have you heard the good word about our lord and savior, Cathulhu?
March 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
have you heard the good word about our lord and savior, Cathulhu?
Malice or stupidity matters little if the results are the same.
Hanlon’s Razor posits that we should “never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.” But in light of certain recent developments — including the festering Signal-gate FUBAR — we may need to update that, don’t you think?
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
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Malice or Stupidity?
The attack on Social Security
open.substack.com
March 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Malice or stupidity matters little if the results are the same.
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Office romances rarely work out but I wish them well
March 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Office romances rarely work out but I wish them well
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[guy who’s only ever read one book watching the news]
woah this is just like the Very Hungry Caterpillar!
woah this is just like the Very Hungry Caterpillar!
March 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
[guy who’s only ever read one book watching the news]
woah this is just like the Very Hungry Caterpillar!
woah this is just like the Very Hungry Caterpillar!
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REPUBLICANS: we are going to put the american worker first and get rid of illegal immigrants!
VOTERS: oh, cool! so, like, increased wages, better working conditions, a return to manufacturing at home?
REPUBLICANS:...no
us.cnn.com/2025/03/25/b...
VOTERS: oh, cool! so, like, increased wages, better working conditions, a return to manufacturing at home?
REPUBLICANS:...no
us.cnn.com/2025/03/25/b...
Florida debates lifting some child labor laws to fill jobs vacated by undocumented immigrants | CNN Business
Florida has been working for years to crack down on employers that hire undocumented immigrants. But that presented a problem for businesses in the state that are desperate for workers to fill low-wag...
us.cnn.com
March 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
REPUBLICANS: we are going to put the american worker first and get rid of illegal immigrants!
VOTERS: oh, cool! so, like, increased wages, better working conditions, a return to manufacturing at home?
REPUBLICANS:...no
us.cnn.com/2025/03/25/b...
VOTERS: oh, cool! so, like, increased wages, better working conditions, a return to manufacturing at home?
REPUBLICANS:...no
us.cnn.com/2025/03/25/b...