stoned at the pokemon center
@toxicjuicebox.com
we come to this place to lie…
… just a lil, as a treat
… just a lil, as a treat
Pinned
I regret to inform you I will NOT be re-introducing myself!
I WILL remain a mystery and encourage you piece together who I am, bit by bit
I WILL remain a mystery and encourage you piece together who I am, bit by bit
The will-we-won’t-we of it all
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The will-we-won’t-we of it all
Waiting… impatiently
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Waiting… impatiently
Now listening to 2020’s a cappella pop covers
Unfortunately I still listen to early 2010’s a cappella pop covers
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Now listening to 2020’s a cappella pop covers
Feeling really annoying today 😈
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Feeling really annoying today 😈
Stand up comedians:
I’m glad you laffed
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Stand up comedians:
And that’s the power of pinesol (on god)
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
And that’s the power of pinesol (on god)
Hang it in the louvre @radplanets.com @bostongayboy.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Hang it in the louvre @radplanets.com @bostongayboy.bsky.social
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if you had to put a number to it, how many things do you think you know?
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
if you had to put a number to it, how many things do you think you know?
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Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred fun facts
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred fun facts
God I write FANTASTIC emails
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
God I write FANTASTIC emails
I can’t stop reading it as “ill-uh-no-Oz”
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I can’t stop reading it as “ill-uh-no-Oz”
When the server asks if I’d like another cup of coffee:
Yes please
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
When the server asks if I’d like another cup of coffee:
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Leggies on the TL!
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Leggies on the TL!
I beg your pardon??
January 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I beg your pardon??
How do I even shop for a mattress?? It’s been 10 years
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
How do I even shop for a mattress?? It’s been 10 years
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I joined bsky 420 days ago. Do with that as you please.
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I joined bsky 420 days ago. Do with that as you please.
Luffy, when he finally finds the one piece:
you’re a treasure
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Luffy, when he finally finds the one piece:
Wank and Bank
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Wank and Bank
I’m feeling stupid and free
January 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’m feeling stupid and free
Quinton Aaron, playing a high school football player, in the Blindside:
love blocking
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Quinton Aaron, playing a high school football player, in the Blindside:
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keep your bloomfs close and your blenemies even closer
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
keep your bloomfs close and your blenemies even closer
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Got cracked and stretched and am now taffy with likely Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, which is the second-best kind of taffy after saltwater from seacoast New England
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Got cracked and stretched and am now taffy with likely Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, which is the second-best kind of taffy after saltwater from seacoast New England