stoned at the pokemon center
@toxicjuicebox.com
we come to this place to lie…
… just a lil, as a treat
… just a lil, as a treat
Pinned
I regret to inform you I will NOT be re-introducing myself!
I WILL remain a mystery and encourage you piece together who I am, bit by bit
I WILL remain a mystery and encourage you piece together who I am, bit by bit
I’m feeling stupid and free
January 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’m feeling stupid and free
Quinton Aaron, playing a high school football player, in the Blindside:
love blocking
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Quinton Aaron, playing a high school football player, in the Blindside:
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keep your bloomfs close and your blenemies even closer
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
keep your bloomfs close and your blenemies even closer
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Got cracked and stretched and am now taffy with likely Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, which is the second-best kind of taffy after saltwater from seacoast New England
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Got cracked and stretched and am now taffy with likely Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, which is the second-best kind of taffy after saltwater from seacoast New England
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Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
Buggy is totally gonna become the king of the pirates
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Buggy is totally gonna become the king of the pirates
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I am confused by the formatting of the asterisks on this app
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I am confused by the formatting of the asterisks on this app
Everything is *Awful
a lego man is in a room with the words everything is awesome
ALT: a lego man is in a room with the words everything is awesome
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Everything is *Awful
Eve in the garden of Eden when that snake showed up:
don’t tempt me
January 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Eve in the garden of Eden when that snake showed up:
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onion and shallots and chives, oh my
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
onion and shallots and chives, oh my
Me when I… when he… when we… ya know:
January 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Me when I… when he… when we… ya know:
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yes but boston is a mindset
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
yes but boston is a mindset
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I bet he doesn't even live in Boston
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I bet he doesn't even live in Boston
CeeLo Green, in his 2010 hit:
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 AM
CeeLo Green, in his 2010 hit:
I have boarded my flight. Bye bye, going home!
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I have boarded my flight. Bye bye, going home!
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Florida Georgia Line in 2012
I wish to cruise
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Florida Georgia Line in 2012
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the titanic:
I wish to cruise
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
the titanic:
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(slapping a hundred dollar bill on the bar) bring me your finest shitpost
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
(slapping a hundred dollar bill on the bar) bring me your finest shitpost
I wish to cruise
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I wish to cruise
Literal father with an infant is checking out my bulge at the delta sky lounge
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Literal father with an infant is checking out my bulge at the delta sky lounge
Honestly would love to date an of model
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Honestly would love to date an of model
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when he says he “trusts his body”
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
when he says he “trusts his body”