stoned at the pokemon center
@toxicjuicebox.com
we come to this place to lie…
… just a lil, as a treat
… just a lil, as a treat
Pinned
I regret to inform you I will NOT be re-introducing myself!
I WILL remain a mystery and encourage you piece together who I am, bit by bit
I WILL remain a mystery and encourage you piece together who I am, bit by bit
Ariana grande:
Greedy
January 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Ariana grande:
Sometimes I see an instagram story and then audibly utter “oh my” in absolute awe
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Sometimes I see an instagram story and then audibly utter “oh my” in absolute awe
What’s a dentist’s favorite time?
January 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
What’s a dentist’s favorite time?
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The week was hard, y'all deserve this 🎿✨
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The week was hard, y'all deserve this 🎿✨
I like to get a lil stoned, drink a Celsius, and go to the gym to workout (i.e., look at hotties as they flex)
January 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I like to get a lil stoned, drink a Celsius, and go to the gym to workout (i.e., look at hotties as they flex)
I will be getting up, washing my face, brushing my teethies, and then I will go to the gym. Thank you for your Observation
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I will be getting up, washing my face, brushing my teethies, and then I will go to the gym. Thank you for your Observation
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the best thing about going to bed high and falling asleep in your robe and socks is that you’re dressed for the day when you wake up yay
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
the best thing about going to bed high and falling asleep in your robe and socks is that you’re dressed for the day when you wake up yay
The will-we-won’t-we of it all
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The will-we-won’t-we of it all
Waiting… impatiently
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Waiting… impatiently
Now listening to 2020’s a cappella pop covers
Unfortunately I still listen to early 2010’s a cappella pop covers
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Now listening to 2020’s a cappella pop covers
Feeling really annoying today 😈
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Feeling really annoying today 😈
Stand up comedians:
I’m glad you laffed
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Stand up comedians:
And that’s the power of pinesol (on god)
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
And that’s the power of pinesol (on god)
Hang it in the louvre @radplanets.com @bostongayboy.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Hang it in the louvre @radplanets.com @bostongayboy.bsky.social
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if you had to put a number to it, how many things do you think you know?
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
if you had to put a number to it, how many things do you think you know?
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Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred fun facts
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred fun facts
God I write FANTASTIC emails
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
God I write FANTASTIC emails
I can’t stop reading it as “ill-uh-no-Oz”
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I can’t stop reading it as “ill-uh-no-Oz”
When the server asks if I’d like another cup of coffee:
Yes please
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
When the server asks if I’d like another cup of coffee:
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Leggies on the TL!
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Leggies on the TL!
I beg your pardon??
January 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I beg your pardon??
How do I even shop for a mattress?? It’s been 10 years
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
How do I even shop for a mattress?? It’s been 10 years
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I joined bsky 420 days ago. Do with that as you please.
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I joined bsky 420 days ago. Do with that as you please.