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Bluesky didn't exist when I took this pic but it's winter again so 🥶
What the fuck did Bradley Cooper do to his face?
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
It's so fucking cold here
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I feel the urge to bury my face in your pits
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Watching Shortbus with the husband and a friend and I can't help but wander if we're gonna fuck
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
2026 streak still going strong
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Oh. Just found a couple of molly in the sewing machine little compartment
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Made it out of bed and through the snow storm
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I fucking love Bad Bunny. He's such an ally. i can't WAIT for the feathers he'll ruffle tomorrow
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I guess breaking a plate is a talent
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Nini Coco has the range. #dragrace #ThePitt
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I'm gonna call it, but there's no way in freezing hell Gus actually peed that FUCK ICE. No maam.
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Just got ticket for Jade's concert in Boston in a couple of weeks, what's happening to me?
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I cried again watching the Pitt. They're all so fucking decent
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
That was my Ptown halloween costume two years ago 😅
Vive la France! Happy opening day! 🍆
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I find myself wishing for bitcoin to crash and the cryptorich to cry their sorry hearts out
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Why are there lists ranking Superbowl ads already? Like, are they even Superbowl ads if they're available before?
February 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The power of cinema AND a good sign is universal
February 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Everytime I hear [any famous person] say they like the housewives, I tell myself that just can't be right. Like, it has because the easy PR move to be "relatable"
February 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Can you fucking believe that Melinda was subjected to a harder line of questioning than Bill over *his* issues?

Women are so fucking strong.
February 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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When the bench and barbell don’t line up with the ceiling <<<
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Thanks to my beloved @ohnonotgenagen.bsky.social for really turning yesterday around. Such a lovely evening 🥰🫶
February 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Real question: does any reader (of thrillers?) would be kind enough to read the first 50 pages of my updated manuscript?

It was edited and published in France, so it's not like, awful prose, but I did translate and adapt it myself, so..
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I feel like I'm too earnest for social media (and for the world). Like yes, I like you and I'll tell you so.
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Is it, though?
February 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM