carlitoooo.bsky.social
@carlitoooo.bsky.social
This is just here so I don’t get fined. That’s still a hip joke right?
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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And in this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero.

End of story.
December 9, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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Retweet if he’s right! 💙💙👏👏
December 4, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s
November 26, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun?

[the fifth little monkey]:
November 25, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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Heavenly Father who art in heaven Baja be thy blast
November 24, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Obamna ½
November 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I’m finishing up a rewatch of DBZ and I forgot just how fun the Buu saga is. Majin Buu is just a toddler given the tools to murder.
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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how can we be sure chef boyardee isn’t being g controlled by a fuckin rat under there
November 21, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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Are we really supposed to be able to concentrate on anything at this point. Like, are you shitting me, my liege
November 19, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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Yanno, I get a lot of likes on the memes I create...and almost no shares.
It's the sharing that makes a meme go 'round.
November 18, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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thank you Piccolo for the inspiration
November 18, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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dad: what are you drinking, son?
son: soy milk.
dad: hola milk, yo soy padre.
November 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Mothman’s Mom: Take a sweater

Mothman: Mooommm I don’t WANT a sweater

Mothman’s Mom: You might get hungry!
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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Like and reskeet if you ever drink water real slow to savour the taste, or if you think the time to start running BMWs off the road has begun
November 15, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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Me Forever:
November 14, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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i want mike tyson to knock jake paul's head off in the first punch to stunned silence from the audience but we live in hell so he's almost certainly being paid to take a fall
November 15, 2024 at 1:36 AM