Shane
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Hit up the Danville Raccoon Dinner tonight.
A tradition for 83 years and absolutely delicious.
A tradition for 83 years and absolutely delicious.
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Hit up the Danville Raccoon Dinner tonight.
A tradition for 83 years and absolutely delicious.
A tradition for 83 years and absolutely delicious.
Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog
Me: is clairvoyant, yes
Me: is clairvoyant, yes
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog
Me: is clairvoyant, yes
Me: is clairvoyant, yes
I kinda miss the biweekly “Joe Biden’s dog has savagely mauled another secret service agent” press release.
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I kinda miss the biweekly “Joe Biden’s dog has savagely mauled another secret service agent” press release.
Capitalism was a horrendous mistake
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Capitalism was a horrendous mistake
touching grass isn’t enough, i need to disappear on the Appalachian trail
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
touching grass isn’t enough, i need to disappear on the Appalachian trail
I hate when people ask me what I want for Christmas.
If I wanted it, I bought it.
If I didn’t buy it, you can’t afford it either 🥂
If I wanted it, I bought it.
If I didn’t buy it, you can’t afford it either 🥂
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I hate when people ask me what I want for Christmas.
If I wanted it, I bought it.
If I didn’t buy it, you can’t afford it either 🥂
If I wanted it, I bought it.
If I didn’t buy it, you can’t afford it either 🥂
Snowy Saturday at the ol’ homestead.
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Snowy Saturday at the ol’ homestead.
CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
Cheering when people can’t eat was never in the Bible.
Feeding them, however, is.
Feeding them, however, is.
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Cheering when people can’t eat was never in the Bible.
Feeding them, however, is.
Feeding them, however, is.
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
October 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
Fried chicken on the patio tonight 🍽️ (fried in lard of course)
With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fried chicken on the patio tonight 🍽️ (fried in lard of course)
With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
Y’all think I’m mean.
Wait till I don’t like you.
Wait till I don’t like you.
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Y’all think I’m mean.
Wait till I don’t like you.
Wait till I don’t like you.
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files
Debating on moving to the woods and becoming a full time critter
September 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Debating on moving to the woods and becoming a full time critter
Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
We found him a-layin in the road.
We found him a-layin in the road.
September 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
We found him a-layin in the road.
We found him a-layin in the road.
I don’t really understand hiring an escort for sex when you could probably hire them to tell you ghost stories instead
September 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I don’t really understand hiring an escort for sex when you could probably hire them to tell you ghost stories instead
Mulder:
Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
September 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mulder:
Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
Sistahhhs!
‘Tis time!
‘Tis time!
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sistahhhs!
‘Tis time!
‘Tis time!
None of us should be happy living in a country where assassination attempts, and assassinations, are increasingly common.
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
None of us should be happy living in a country where assassination attempts, and assassinations, are increasingly common.
Range and duck pond scouting day.
Less than two months until duck season.
Less than two months until duck season.
August 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Range and duck pond scouting day.
Less than two months until duck season.
Less than two months until duck season.
alien: *crying*
me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley
me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
alien: *crying*
me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley
me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley