Shane
@mcclellandshane.bsky.social
Gourmand🍽️🍷 Gardener🌱 Hunter 🦌 🦆 🦃 Weirdo Witch👻🌙 Podcaster🎙️TheQFilesPod🎧 Attorney⚖️ Author📚 Sometimes on TV 📺
Cheering when people can’t eat was never in the Bible.
Feeding them, however, is.
Feeding them, however, is.
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Cheering when people can’t eat was never in the Bible.
Feeding them, however, is.
Feeding them, however, is.
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
October 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
Fried chicken on the patio tonight 🍽️ (fried in lard of course)
With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fried chicken on the patio tonight 🍽️ (fried in lard of course)
With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
Y’all think I’m mean.
Wait till I don’t like you.
Wait till I don’t like you.
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Y’all think I’m mean.
Wait till I don’t like you.
Wait till I don’t like you.
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files
Debating on moving to the woods and becoming a full time critter
September 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Debating on moving to the woods and becoming a full time critter
Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
We found him a-layin in the road.
We found him a-layin in the road.
September 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
We found him a-layin in the road.
We found him a-layin in the road.
I don’t really understand hiring an escort for sex when you could probably hire them to tell you ghost stories instead
September 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I don’t really understand hiring an escort for sex when you could probably hire them to tell you ghost stories instead
Mulder:
Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
September 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mulder:
Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
Sistahhhs!
‘Tis time!
‘Tis time!
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sistahhhs!
‘Tis time!
‘Tis time!
None of us should be happy living in a country where assassination attempts, and assassinations, are increasingly common.
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
None of us should be happy living in a country where assassination attempts, and assassinations, are increasingly common.
Range and duck pond scouting day.
Less than two months until duck season.
Less than two months until duck season.
August 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Range and duck pond scouting day.
Less than two months until duck season.
Less than two months until duck season.
alien: *crying*
me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley
me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
alien: *crying*
me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley
me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley
every single line of the loomer deposition is incredible. she might be the stupidest person alive
August 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
every single line of the loomer deposition is incredible. she might be the stupidest person alive
The only kind of marriage equality I’m worried about being overturned
August 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The only kind of marriage equality I’m worried about being overturned
Family Dollar: *opens at 6 AM with freshly-stocked fall decor*
Me emerging from the woods behind Family Dollar at 5:57 AM:
Me emerging from the woods behind Family Dollar at 5:57 AM:
August 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Family Dollar: *opens at 6 AM with freshly-stocked fall decor*
Me emerging from the woods behind Family Dollar at 5:57 AM:
Me emerging from the woods behind Family Dollar at 5:57 AM:
Me: "Does this rule apply to me?"
HR: "A lot of these rules are because of you, so yes."
HR: "A lot of these rules are because of you, so yes."
August 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me: "Does this rule apply to me?"
HR: "A lot of these rules are because of you, so yes."
HR: "A lot of these rules are because of you, so yes."
First tomatoes (and fig) from the garden this year.
Can’t wait to make BLTs this weekend.
Can’t wait to make BLTs this weekend.
July 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
First tomatoes (and fig) from the garden this year.
Can’t wait to make BLTs this weekend.
Can’t wait to make BLTs this weekend.
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Introducing the Little Lady of Gay Gardens, the lovely Ellie Mae 👑
July 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Introducing the Little Lady of Gay Gardens, the lovely Ellie Mae 👑