Capn Borscht
@capnborscht.bsky.social
✡️ Michigander, hydrogeologist
They need to bring back the lemonade that kills you
Panera Bread fell behind Chipotle and Panda Express, after it began shrinking its sandwiches and skimping on salads.
Now to win customers back, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many of those same cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Now to win customers back, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many of those same cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Panera lost diners by cutting portions and staff. It's reversing course to win them back
Panera Bread has unveiled a turnaround strategy to reverse years of traffic declines.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They need to bring back the lemonade that kills you
Meanwhile you could just launch two (2) Falcon Heavies
Which we already have
Which are very cheap
Which SpaceX also owns
Which are mostly reusable
Which we already have
Which are very cheap
Which SpaceX also owns
Which are mostly reusable
Starship doesn’t have enough launch fuel to escape low-earth-orbit, so SpaceX’s plan for Artemis III is to launch one, and then launch a bunch more Starships (at least 14!!) with a cargo of extra fuel, and gradually refuel the first one in orbit so it can get it the moon
That’s the actual plan
That’s the actual plan
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Meanwhile you could just launch two (2) Falcon Heavies
Which we already have
Which are very cheap
Which SpaceX also owns
Which are mostly reusable
Which we already have
Which are very cheap
Which SpaceX also owns
Which are mostly reusable
BROH????
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
BROH????
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I AM GOING TO HANG DEMOCRATIC SENATORS FOR TREASON THIS IS SEDITION
A random thirty-something socialist from New York City with an aloof art school wife:
A random thirty-something socialist from New York City with an aloof art school wife:
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I AM GOING TO HANG DEMOCRATIC SENATORS FOR TREASON THIS IS SEDITION
A random thirty-something socialist from New York City with an aloof art school wife:
A random thirty-something socialist from New York City with an aloof art school wife:
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Socialism is anyone they don’t like doing anything that they’re not a fan of
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Socialism is anyone they don’t like doing anything that they’re not a fan of
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The partisan divide has grown, too. The wealthiest 100 tended to give more to Republicans than to Democrats before last year. But giving to the GOP spiked in 2024, with *84%* of donations going to back Republicans or conservative PACs.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The partisan divide has grown, too. The wealthiest 100 tended to give more to Republicans than to Democrats before last year. But giving to the GOP spiked in 2024, with *84%* of donations going to back Republicans or conservative PACs.
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By the way the American Farm Bureau Federation is a lobbying group and you're gonna love the name of the guy who founded it lol
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
By the way the American Farm Bureau Federation is a lobbying group and you're gonna love the name of the guy who founded it lol
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NATO's expansion and American imperialism made him do it
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In the documents, Chomsky described Epstein as a "highly valued friend."
Epstein emails show close connection with MIT's Noam Chomsky
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In t...
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November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
NATO's expansion and American imperialism made him do it
The Midwest, long divided, must unite...
god the good that could be done with Dem Gov wins in Ohio and Iowa is immense
This man is going to cause psychic damage to every voter in Ohio. He has negative charisma and appeal
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The Midwest, long divided, must unite...
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People will log onto Bluesky and say anything. “The Gestapo respected papers.” No they didn’t. That’s not true.
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
People will log onto Bluesky and say anything. “The Gestapo respected papers.” No they didn’t. That’s not true.
"Just leave" you mean desertion??? That's exactly what he's telling them they should do!
Fox News's Martha MacCallum makes a case for following illegal orders: "If you are in the US military, you sign up, you carry out the mission that is assigned to you. The other option is to not join the military or to leave if you feel you can't carry out an order. But the command is integral."
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Just leave" you mean desertion??? That's exactly what he's telling them they should do!
It's because the big poultry farms would rather destroy tens of millions of birds, piling them in mass graves that then leech toxic metals into the groundwater, than do ONE (1) biosecurity
NPR: "Wholesale prices for a turkey have jumped 40% from a year ago, according to the Department of Agriculture."
Turkey sticker shock
Wholesale prices have jumped 40% from a year ago
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November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It's because the big poultry farms would rather destroy tens of millions of birds, piling them in mass graves that then leech toxic metals into the groundwater, than do ONE (1) biosecurity
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These are the oil people Mr President, the people that actually did kill off coal
Trump: "Coal needs a little help public relations wise, so we refer to it as 'clean beautiful coal'"
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
These are the oil people Mr President, the people that actually did kill off coal
I don't remember, is it legal to run over protesters
Protesters with various views argued and scuffled in the streets of Dearborn on Tuesday, Nov. 18, debating religion and immigration as some called for unity. bit.ly/48l6NxA
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I don't remember, is it legal to run over protesters
Not a huge fan of "just surrender lol" becoming the official US position but we'll see Ukraine's reaction I guess
Reuters:
U.S. PROPOSALS TO END WAR INCLUDE UKRAINE GIVING UP TERRITORY AND SOME WEAPONS, REDUCING SIZE OF ARMED FORCES, AMONG MANY OTHER POINTS – TWO PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER // U.S. HAS SIGNALLED TO ZELENSKIY THAT UKRAINE MUST ACCEPT FRAMEWORK AND ITS MAIN POINTS, THE SOURCES SAY
U.S. PROPOSALS TO END WAR INCLUDE UKRAINE GIVING UP TERRITORY AND SOME WEAPONS, REDUCING SIZE OF ARMED FORCES, AMONG MANY OTHER POINTS – TWO PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER // U.S. HAS SIGNALLED TO ZELENSKIY THAT UKRAINE MUST ACCEPT FRAMEWORK AND ITS MAIN POINTS, THE SOURCES SAY
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not a huge fan of "just surrender lol" becoming the official US position but we'll see Ukraine's reaction I guess
I hadn't even considered it: how are robots, whose brains are actually in a server farm in Tennessee, supposed to function with the time lag to Mars. Are you going to land an entire server farm?
Musk is asked, "Is A.I. in space possible?"
He says, "Yes, if civilization continues, which it probably will." (Which kinda makes NVIDIA earnings tonight feel like small ball.)
He says, "Yes, if civilization continues, which it probably will." (Which kinda makes NVIDIA earnings tonight feel like small ball.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I hadn't even considered it: how are robots, whose brains are actually in a server farm in Tennessee, supposed to function with the time lag to Mars. Are you going to land an entire server farm?
This is literally a running joke or mine for the cost of electricity
"What did they run out of wiggled electrons at the electron wiggler factory???"
I don't think my jokes should be in serious business planning
"What did they run out of wiggled electrons at the electron wiggler factory???"
I don't think my jokes should be in serious business planning
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is literally a running joke or mine for the cost of electricity
"What did they run out of wiggled electrons at the electron wiggler factory???"
I don't think my jokes should be in serious business planning
"What did they run out of wiggled electrons at the electron wiggler factory???"
I don't think my jokes should be in serious business planning
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they should invent an elite who isn't stupid and evil
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
they should invent an elite who isn't stupid and evil
As someone in The Business I think this braindead comment hits at the center of it:
People hate environmental policy for economic reasons but want all of the benefits of environmental policy for them personally. It's a dialectic to be sure but it basically boils down to "people are dumb"
People hate environmental policy for economic reasons but want all of the benefits of environmental policy for them personally. It's a dialectic to be sure but it basically boils down to "people are dumb"
If there’s no shale gas then there’s no shale gas, but I still think environmentalism is basically bad and politicians should focus more on material prosperity.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As someone in The Business I think this braindead comment hits at the center of it:
People hate environmental policy for economic reasons but want all of the benefits of environmental policy for them personally. It's a dialectic to be sure but it basically boils down to "people are dumb"
People hate environmental policy for economic reasons but want all of the benefits of environmental policy for them personally. It's a dialectic to be sure but it basically boils down to "people are dumb"
Anyway my parents just told me they're going to cancel their season tickets because all of the food stalls are automated now or whatever this bullshit is
Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Anyway my parents just told me they're going to cancel their season tickets because all of the food stalls are automated now or whatever this bullshit is
You have to live in a place with good pizza chains like Jets and Cottage Inn, otherwise you just gotta go with a local place. This is being an adult 101, you learn this shit by the time you're like, 23
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
You have to live in a place with good pizza chains like Jets and Cottage Inn, otherwise you just gotta go with a local place. This is being an adult 101, you learn this shit by the time you're like, 23
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feel like this will hit with a certain segment of my mutuals
pov: u date a goth girl 😂 #shorts #meme #memes #goth
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November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
feel like this will hit with a certain segment of my mutuals
Date idea: we sit 20 meters apart on a freezing beach
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Date idea: we sit 20 meters apart on a freezing beach