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Canola Yogurt
@canolayogurt.bsky.social
A strange little slime creature. Described simultaneously as succubus mommy and mother-saint. Commonly seen on VRChat. Older than I act. Unnaturally colored hair and pronouns (she/her)
Pinned
Since I have a whole new social circle, I figure…

Sure, why not.
The new desktop arrived. It’s asking me for a name.

1. I name my computer/IoT devices after mythical creatures.
2. This is an MSI machine, and that company has a dragon for the mascot.
3. This desktop is beeg. R7-9800x3d, 5080 (16GB), 2x32GB DDR5-6k, 2TB SSD

Name of computer: Themberchaud
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Trans women are biologically female and our medical needs make a lot more sense if we are conceptualized as having essentially an extreme form of hyperandrogenism
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Everything is a cat toy when you are a cat.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Casual gamers fuck the bear.

Real Gamerz™️ fuck the squid.
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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get the cute boys pregnant
October 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I FEEL THE NEED TO TAP THE JOHN WATERS SIGN REALLY HARD LATELY.
June 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You know things are weird when the succubus is asking herself, “Am I hungry or just bored?”

On one hand, I haven’t been feeding online in probably about a week, but I’ve been around good headspaces on Earth for the past couple weeks, so maybe I’m just getting better nutrition?
June 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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It's funny how corporations were extremely keen to support Pride when it helped them, but are now not doing it at all because they're scared of repercussions from Donald Trump and the far-right.

And by funny, I mean disgusting and pathetically sad.
June 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT.

@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.

Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
December 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You

My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo

youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc
January 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Luigi was right.
May 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Those that do not learn from history, are forced to repeat the mistakes.

Those that do learn from history, are forced to watch as the rest of the world shows that it did not.
Despite folks saying the anniversary was a few days ago, the famous Nazi book burning outside the Hirschfeld-run institute that treated queer and trans folks took place on May 10, 1933.

The building had been sacked 4 days earlier.

40 years before I was born, and we seem headed this way again.
Book Burning
Book burning is the ritual destruction by fire of books or other written materials. The Nazi burning of books in May 1933 is perhaps the most famous in history. Learn more.
encyclopedia.ushmm.org
May 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
April 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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this line from the visual novel Butterly Soup (by @briannalei.bsky.social) is absolute perfection.
April 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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i need people to understand that asian grocery stores aren’t just a lifeline to asian americans: they’re also a source of fresh and affordable produce to low income non-asians who live in HCOL areas
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Apr 8
Asian grocery stores are a lifeline to the communities they serve. But store owners say the prospect of sweeping tariffs are threatening their ability to stock up on goods and keep prices affordable.
Asian grocery stores, a lifeline for immigrants, brace for steep new tariffs
Asian grocery stores are a lifeline to the communities they serve. But store owners say the prospect of sweeping tariffs are threatening their ability to stock up on goods and keep prices affordable.
www.npr.org
April 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“‘Obsolete?’ No, honey, I’m ‘legacy code.’”

bsky.app/profile/lurk...
April 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Earth-1218 is now under “Force Majeure” event status. Multiversal travelers are advised to avoid the worldline until sufficient nexus events have either restabilized the worldline or swept it clean.
April 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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found a prepper forum for women and it's hilarious how much more practical it is. the men are all stockpiling guns and this group is like crowdsourcing ideas for keeping a CPAP running to take care of an elderly parent in an extended power outage
April 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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stay wild, moon child #horriblegirls
October 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Worth sharing with alt text. Brian Eno's response to the Quaker arrests.
March 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And the other shoe drops.
March 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM