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Canola Yogurt
@canolayogurt.bsky.social
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A strange little slime creature. Described simultaneously as succubus mommy and mother-saint. Commonly seen on VRChat. Older than I act. Unnaturally colored hair and pronouns (she/her)
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a man with a mustache says " and we 're gonna have to arm ourselves ... to the teeth "
ALT: a man with a mustache says " and we 're gonna have to arm ourselves ... to the teeth "
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January 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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@ginkgocrownarts the goal is to be as kindhearted and perverted as possible
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
I was aiming for 100% completion in my playthrough, which included the dual faction quest chians.
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
Instructions unclear. Got my strap stuck in the ceiling fan.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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It’s also a soda in the Fallout universe.
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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THE BOIIIIII
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Been there. My thoughts are with you.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
Snitches get stitches, elf.
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
It means “walk away now.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
Happy time zone, Sinéad!
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I think it’s just the shades.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
a man in a black turtleneck is smiling and holding his hand up in front of a mirror .
ALT: a man in a black turtleneck is smiling and holding his hand up in front of a mirror .
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November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
People are still using that term/it’s coming back? I stopped hearing it in the early aughts and felt it was best left to the dustbin of history.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Chop chop
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
100% on those lentils
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
[Joking] A five gallon tub of Nutella.
[Serious] Their Marinara sauce is perfect for all your pasta needs.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
ESPECIALLY the lies!
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
canolayogurt.bsky.social
More shit from YoSaffBridge? My condolences.
October 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM