Camille
@callie.bsky.social
Lavender hyena with a forklift-certified wife
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if your "disability activism" is just yelling at random people who cross your path for imagined ableism then you are not an activist. you are a horsefly. you are poison sumac.
once again deleting a post because the Discover Feed user wokescold cohort has once again made my little joke-posting life unlivable
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
if your "disability activism" is just yelling at random people who cross your path for imagined ableism then you are not an activist. you are a horsefly. you are poison sumac.
I’m rereading some chapters from A Song of Ice and Fire and Cersei Lannister is possibly the dumbest character ever written. If I were a whole big shitlib this is where I would draw a Trump comparison, and I wouldn’t even be wrong.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’m rereading some chapters from A Song of Ice and Fire and Cersei Lannister is possibly the dumbest character ever written. If I were a whole big shitlib this is where I would draw a Trump comparison, and I wouldn’t even be wrong.
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Have some respect. A man died. An absolute shithead ate it. God's biggest turd got flushed into hell.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Have some respect. A man died. An absolute shithead ate it. God's biggest turd got flushed into hell.
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How fun, living in mad king world. Not just Trump but every part of society is like this, with its own mad king at its own hierarchical level. Twitter is run by a mad king. Your boss is a mad king, and so is their boss.
Trump says the SNAP money that he’s been ordered by a court to release won’t be released until the government shutdown ends.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How fun, living in mad king world. Not just Trump but every part of society is like this, with its own mad king at its own hierarchical level. Twitter is run by a mad king. Your boss is a mad king, and so is their boss.
If you find yourself pissed off 24 hours a day that will almost certainly change, and nearly as certainly change *a lot*, if you use social media less. Even the anger you feel will feel different, because it will be for more concrete reasons than have infinitely more to do with your real life.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If you find yourself pissed off 24 hours a day that will almost certainly change, and nearly as certainly change *a lot*, if you use social media less. Even the anger you feel will feel different, because it will be for more concrete reasons than have infinitely more to do with your real life.
At the transgender coffee shop
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At the transgender coffee shop
Guy goes bald, gets weird hair plugs… goes… bald a second time…?
Elon Musk says he's going to demo a flying car by the end of the year.
Elon Musk Tells Joe Rogan That He Will Demo a Flying Car by End of Year
gizmodo.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Guy goes bald, gets weird hair plugs… goes… bald a second time…?
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Still have a pumpkin on yr porch? Time to throw out that prumpky. Your pumpum will rot. Nobody likes a rotten pumbo. Throw away the bumbus
July 6, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Still have a pumpkin on yr porch? Time to throw out that prumpky. Your pumpum will rot. Nobody likes a rotten pumbo. Throw away the bumbus
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Fully embracing the cow tools in my life
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Fully embracing the cow tools in my life
Uhh this sucks. No, accomplishing day-to-day survival is not wealth. A person needs a meaningful life, fulfilled potential, not just any life at all. Living in a strictly biological sense is not the kind of life we care about.
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Uhh this sucks. No, accomplishing day-to-day survival is not wealth. A person needs a meaningful life, fulfilled potential, not just any life at all. Living in a strictly biological sense is not the kind of life we care about.
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if the band looks like this you’re about to die in that pit
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if the band looks like this you’re about to die in that pit
He’s right though, just not in the way he thinks. Infiltrating an ‘opposition’ party that isn’t yet fully co-opted to Naziism is a pretty smart move for these Nazis to take. This particular Nazi even found the right rhetoric to openly declare his intentions without alarming very many Democrats.
in criticizing democrats you do not have to hand it to republicans (not former) for attempting to spin a new grift. this is how we get the littlegreenfootballs asshole still hanging around
One of the more notable things about our present political moment is that former Republicans like Joe Walsh or the folks at the Bulwark have a more clear eyed understanding of political strategy than a significant number of long-time, moderate Democrats.
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He’s right though, just not in the way he thinks. Infiltrating an ‘opposition’ party that isn’t yet fully co-opted to Naziism is a pretty smart move for these Nazis to take. This particular Nazi even found the right rhetoric to openly declare his intentions without alarming very many Democrats.
All the people in this thread… haven’t watched their life get continuously worse through their 30s and 40s? Or do they not realize we are on the verge of there being no more jobs except fast food and cashier and that everyone is being forced to use technology proven to destroy your ability to think?
Notice he says "and then you're 30" which means that feeling stops.
You realize you're not dead yet, you still have your life, your passion, your dreams, and if you're lucky, the means to pursue them.
Take it from someone turning 31 in less than a week: It's absolutely a second wind.
You realize you're not dead yet, you still have your life, your passion, your dreams, and if you're lucky, the means to pursue them.
Take it from someone turning 31 in less than a week: It's absolutely a second wind.
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
All the people in this thread… haven’t watched their life get continuously worse through their 30s and 40s? Or do they not realize we are on the verge of there being no more jobs except fast food and cashier and that everyone is being forced to use technology proven to destroy your ability to think?
Who remembers all that goofy millennial slang like “adulting”, “on fleek”, and “disrupt the housing market”
Fr though, the stories right wingers tell themselves are amazing sometimes lol
Fr though, the stories right wingers tell themselves are amazing sometimes lol
If there's a bigger self own than "Millenials in their early 20s made AirBNB famous because they were angry hotels didn't have enough cooking facilities and too restrictive of pet rules, and now 20 years later they can't afford houses because every starter home is an AirBNB"
I want to hear it.
I want to hear it.
Who do you think allows the speculative real estate investing in your city?
Your local judge.
Your local sheriff.
Your local city council.
And funnily enough, the millennial and GenZers who made AirBNB a multi-billion dollar industry because they wanted to "disrupt the hotel market".
Your local judge.
Your local sheriff.
Your local city council.
And funnily enough, the millennial and GenZers who made AirBNB a multi-billion dollar industry because they wanted to "disrupt the hotel market".
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Who remembers all that goofy millennial slang like “adulting”, “on fleek”, and “disrupt the housing market”
Fr though, the stories right wingers tell themselves are amazing sometimes lol
Fr though, the stories right wingers tell themselves are amazing sometimes lol
This tagline reads like the article is about Trump’s scat fetish
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This tagline reads like the article is about Trump’s scat fetish
Christine Korsgaard is basically entirely correct in her book Self-Constitution
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Christine Korsgaard is basically entirely correct in her book Self-Constitution
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my girl lives in another state, you wouldn't know her. none of us are capable of knowing each other
October 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
my girl lives in another state, you wouldn't know her. none of us are capable of knowing each other
Pronouncing ‘antiqua’ like ‘antifa’
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Pronouncing ‘antiqua’ like ‘antifa’
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Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.
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day 144 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't
April 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
day 144 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't
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Me: is that good](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:asb3rgscdkkv636buq6blof6/bafkreifir2lip7vetqwo6zwefrbbdthth2oule47cywkzh7sz4rwg62mgy@jpeg)
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another day volunteering in agrabah. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flying carpet. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
July 10, 2023 at 12:08 AM
another day volunteering in agrabah. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flying carpet. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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Trump is murdering you as a distraction to take away your healthcare and raise your taxes.
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Trump is murdering you as a distraction to take away your healthcare and raise your taxes.