John
@californiafae.bsky.social
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November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Save me big cock muscle digimon save me
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[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
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Cicero. Lipschitz.
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September 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Cicero. Lipschitz.
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The Water Guardian by James Swanson.
Contemporary american artist.
Oil on canvas | 20 × 16".
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
Contemporary american artist.
Oil on canvas | 20 × 16".
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
September 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Water Guardian by James Swanson.
Contemporary american artist.
Oil on canvas | 20 × 16".
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
Contemporary american artist.
Oil on canvas | 20 × 16".
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
Trying to do Dnd prep in the days of late capitalism really is a mindfuck. Being a DM isn’t the hard part, it’s having to go to work. Wow a minimum wage job feels like a waste of time when you finally have a hobby lol.
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Trying to do Dnd prep in the days of late capitalism really is a mindfuck. Being a DM isn’t the hard part, it’s having to go to work. Wow a minimum wage job feels like a waste of time when you finally have a hobby lol.
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the torah says that anyone who works on the sabbath must be stoned. i just worked all day, so i guess now i have to get stoned
August 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
the torah says that anyone who works on the sabbath must be stoned. i just worked all day, so i guess now i have to get stoned
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the joyride fan edit is the greatest piece of art our generation has ever produced
July 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the joyride fan edit is the greatest piece of art our generation has ever produced
Verbose Heathen
Clinky Juggs
There is no in between.
Clinky Juggs
There is no in between.
Me, a person who will almost certainly never, ever do drag:
I need to continually (weekly; daily; hourly!!) exhaust energy and time thinking of the best most amazingly creative and funny drag name ever
I need to continually (weekly; daily; hourly!!) exhaust energy and time thinking of the best most amazingly creative and funny drag name ever
July 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Verbose Heathen
Clinky Juggs
There is no in between.
Clinky Juggs
There is no in between.
It’s right and it needs to be said.
Every song that was used on Grey's anatomy was used on Scrubs in a more interesting way
June 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It’s right and it needs to be said.
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the bartender is so hot i literally can’t afford it. i’m tipping this man like i’m leaving for war
June 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
the bartender is so hot i literally can’t afford it. i’m tipping this man like i’m leaving for war
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We shall accomplish great things but today is for screaming xox
New prints now available! Xox
New prints now available! Xox
June 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We shall accomplish great things but today is for screaming xox
New prints now available! Xox
New prints now available! Xox
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I always love being the 69th or 420th like on a post. It was meant to be.
June 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I always love being the 69th or 420th like on a post. It was meant to be.
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 PM
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
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This is so fucking good
May 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is so fucking good
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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the thing where podcasts have to be filmed now is abject. why u wanna look at that? u wanna look under the table and see the guys sticking their hands up the muppets too? do u wish stomachs were see-through so u could watch hamburgers turn into turds? sick little freaks!
May 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
the thing where podcasts have to be filmed now is abject. why u wanna look at that? u wanna look under the table and see the guys sticking their hands up the muppets too? do u wish stomachs were see-through so u could watch hamburgers turn into turds? sick little freaks!
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I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE
May 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE
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May 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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How is it when I leave at 12:30 for work, riding transit, I arrive after 3 pm? But when I leave at noon, I arrive at 1:30? Sacramento transit you’re fucking crazy.
May 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
How is it when I leave at 12:30 for work, riding transit, I arrive after 3 pm? But when I leave at noon, I arrive at 1:30? Sacramento transit you’re fucking crazy.
I was high on a train last night.
Honestly I think you can sell Americans on giving up their cars in favor of public transit and urban planning if you tell them that as long as you handle ur shit you can be on any drug you want and go anywhere you want
April 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I was high on a train last night.
Honestly I think you can sell Americans on giving up their cars in favor of public transit and urban planning if you tell them that as long as you handle ur shit you can be on any drug you want and go anywhere you want
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Honestly I think you can sell Americans on giving up their cars in favor of public transit and urban planning if you tell them that as long as you handle ur shit you can be on any drug you want and go anywhere you want
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La Croix is the Nicorette of eating
April 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
La Croix is the Nicorette of eating