Timmy Metzner
@timmymetzner.bsky.social
I been working at the DQ for eight months? Seven? I dunno, something like that, it’s fun
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
someone attempted to pick me up at 9:18pm at Flaming Saddles. I’ve peaked!!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
someone attempted to pick me up at 9:18pm at Flaming Saddles. I’ve peaked!!!
coming to nyc on Friday, tell me what to do that evening!
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
coming to nyc on Friday, tell me what to do that evening!
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libs. out. dicks. out. 📢
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
libs. out. dicks. out. 📢
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
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the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
deep into my libbing out
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
deep into my libbing out
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bluesky rn
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because of course! @betazed4.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
because of course! @betazed4.bsky.social
Ragtime
Bat Boy
Krakowski Oh Mary!
a perfect fall NYC theatre trip
Bat Boy
Krakowski Oh Mary!
a perfect fall NYC theatre trip
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ragtime
Bat Boy
Krakowski Oh Mary!
a perfect fall NYC theatre trip
Bat Boy
Krakowski Oh Mary!
a perfect fall NYC theatre trip
I realized there was a typo in my rush to excitedly post about meeting @thomcb88.bsky.social last night, so exclaiming AGAIN how incredible it was to hang out, and how he’s the best, and how not getting a picture is a pain I’ll just have to bear for the rest of my life.
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I realized there was a typo in my rush to excitedly post about meeting @thomcb88.bsky.social last night, so exclaiming AGAIN how incredible it was to hang out, and how he’s the best, and how not getting a picture is a pain I’ll just have to bear for the rest of my life.
btw I’m in Chicago
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
btw I’m in Chicago
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omg it’s CRANK IT Monday!!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
omg it’s CRANK IT Monday!!!!!
hoping it’s more Fargo and less Dune: Prophecy
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
hoping it’s more Fargo and less Dune: Prophecy
not enough of you dressing as slutty eye tentacle monster controlling dead sheep in a menacing way from Alien: Earth
October 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
not enough of you dressing as slutty eye tentacle monster controlling dead sheep in a menacing way from Alien: Earth
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god, I love being gay
Slayyyter - CRANK (Official Video)
YouTube video by SlayyyterVEVO
youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
god, I love being gay
Come From Away?! No, I want you to cu-[radio crackles, and dies]
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Come From Away?! No, I want you to cu-[radio crackles, and dies]
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Y'all are so hot I wish gay men were real ❤️🩹❤️🩹
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Y'all are so hot I wish gay men were real ❤️🩹❤️🩹
an email confirming I’ve been unsubscribed for your email list?
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
an email confirming I’ve been unsubscribed for your email list?
hair update: its about halfway there? Aaron Tveit I’m coming for you
October 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
hair update: its about halfway there? Aaron Tveit I’m coming for you
not since the 10 sec clip of Heat by Tove Lo on TikTok in 2024 has a song tease had me in as much of a choke hold as the few bars of Crank It that Slayyyter had released
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
not since the 10 sec clip of Heat by Tove Lo on TikTok in 2024 has a song tease had me in as much of a choke hold as the few bars of Crank It that Slayyyter had released
these production photos of Ragtime getting released and there’s no big spectacle set
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
these production photos of Ragtime getting released and there’s no big spectacle set