Timmy Metzner
@timmymetzner.bsky.social
I been working at the DQ for eight months? Seven? I dunno, something like that, it’s fun
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
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to be or [TW: suicidal ideation] not to be
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
to be or [TW: suicidal ideation] not to be
ooof these Robyn ticket prices, more like “come get your MONEY” amirite? 🎤🎤🎤
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
ooof these Robyn ticket prices, more like “come get your MONEY” amirite? 🎤🎤🎤
get this woman OFF my screen
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
get this woman OFF my screen
had a dream Rachel Sennott was hunting me down to kill me and honestly it was an honor
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 PM
had a dream Rachel Sennott was hunting me down to kill me and honestly it was an honor
everyone who remembers Dawson’s Creek airing live please please please go get cancer screenings, don’t let your doctors tell you you’re too young
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
everyone who remembers Dawson’s Creek airing live please please please go get cancer screenings, don’t let your doctors tell you you’re too young
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tomorrow is only Wednesday
February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
tomorrow is only Wednesday
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ilia malinin the twink that you are
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
ilia malinin the twink that you are
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Lady Gaga at the halftime show:
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Lady Gaga at the halftime show:
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who will finance my new production of Jesus Christ Superstar
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
who will finance my new production of Jesus Christ Superstar
not now, sweetie, quad god ilia malinin is about to skate
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
not now, sweetie, quad god ilia malinin is about to skate
i just like that the Winter Olympics have more twink representation ☺️
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
i just like that the Winter Olympics have more twink representation ☺️
free idea for any drag queen:
Slayyyter’s Crank it as Kimmy Schmidt turning the crank in the bunker
Slayyyter’s Crank it as Kimmy Schmidt turning the crank in the bunker
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
free idea for any drag queen:
Slayyyter’s Crank it as Kimmy Schmidt turning the crank in the bunker
Slayyyter’s Crank it as Kimmy Schmidt turning the crank in the bunker
not being on the Atlantis Cruise rn
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
not being on the Atlantis Cruise rn
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Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
there is a difference between a new era of music and just a new album coming out
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
there is a difference between a new era of music and just a new album coming out
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
the al gore rhythm keeps sending me Whitaker/Dr. Robby fan art
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
the al gore rhythm keeps sending me Whitaker/Dr. Robby fan art
no YOU stayed up too late watching different versions of Touch Me from Spring Awakening on YouTube
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
no YOU stayed up too late watching different versions of Touch Me from Spring Awakening on YouTube
Punxsutawney Phil you WILL be dealt with
February 2, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Punxsutawney Phil you WILL be dealt with
Tag yourself, bro
February 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Tag yourself, bro
Ravi and I can no longer go to the Heated Rivalry dance party on 2/7 at 9:30 club. Selling our tickets for face value ($65 for both) - lemme know if you’re interested.
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Ravi and I can no longer go to the Heated Rivalry dance party on 2/7 at 9:30 club. Selling our tickets for face value ($65 for both) - lemme know if you’re interested.
Annie Sullivan after making a breakthrough:
water really is THAT bitch
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Annie Sullivan after making a breakthrough:
yeah sex is great but have you ever been in the first ring of someone’s skircle?
January 31, 2026 at 3:46 PM
yeah sex is great but have you ever been in the first ring of someone’s skircle?
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We as gay people need to make sure she is never forgotten! 😞
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
We as gay people need to make sure she is never forgotten! 😞