Timmy Metzner
@timmymetzner.bsky.social
I been working at the DQ for eight months? Seven? I dunno, something like that, it’s fun
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
deep into my libbing out
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
deep into my libbing out
because of course! @betazed4.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
because of course! @betazed4.bsky.social
will I end up at Steamworks tonight??
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
will I end up at Steamworks tonight??
hoping it’s more Fargo and less Dune: Prophecy
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
hoping it’s more Fargo and less Dune: Prophecy
an email confirming I’ve been unsubscribed for your email list?
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
an email confirming I’ve been unsubscribed for your email list?
hair update: its about halfway there? Aaron Tveit I’m coming for you
October 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
hair update: its about halfway there? Aaron Tveit I’m coming for you
these production photos of Ragtime getting released and there’s no big spectacle set
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
these production photos of Ragtime getting released and there’s no big spectacle set
while the transitionary phase of growing my hair out produces far more bad hair days than good ones, there are moments it offers a glimpse of the vision I had when I started, and I am able to resist the barber’s chair for another day.
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
while the transitionary phase of growing my hair out produces far more bad hair days than good ones, there are moments it offers a glimpse of the vision I had when I started, and I am able to resist the barber’s chair for another day.
the footage of me riding a mechanical bull must never be released
September 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the footage of me riding a mechanical bull must never be released
night one of cowboy wedding weekend
September 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
night one of cowboy wedding weekend
happy survivor season premiere day, may we receive an absolute queen once again
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
happy survivor season premiere day, may we receive an absolute queen once again
Playing Adam in Children of Eden when you were a twink hive, rise up!
September 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Playing Adam in Children of Eden when you were a twink hive, rise up!
Carrie Coon not winning
September 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Carrie Coon not winning
wild email subject line to receive from your therapist
September 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
wild email subject line to receive from your therapist
exclusive first look at Isabelle Huppert in Season 4 of The White Lotus
September 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
exclusive first look at Isabelle Huppert in Season 4 of The White Lotus
absolutely WILD out of the blue non-sequitur from my mom via IG DMs
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
absolutely WILD out of the blue non-sequitur from my mom via IG DMs
when the birthday party theme is “rock and roll”
August 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
when the birthday party theme is “rock and roll”
A party bus of gays was just dropped off in front of our building, which part of Revelations is this?
August 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
A party bus of gays was just dropped off in front of our building, which part of Revelations is this?
🎶 we. are. faggots.
bum ba-bum ba-bumbumbum 🎶
bum ba-bum ba-bumbumbum 🎶
June 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🎶 we. are. faggots.
bum ba-bum ba-bumbumbum 🎶
bum ba-bum ba-bumbumbum 🎶