Ally
@caffein8ednicotine.bsky.social
Retired sex worker. Loud mouth leftist. Liberal arts major.
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Hell is empty,
And all the devils are here.
And all the devils are here.
January 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hell is empty,
And all the devils are here.
And all the devils are here.
Facebook has the worst users ever 😮💨
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Facebook has the worst users ever 😮💨
I loved you too tiktok 😭
January 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I loved you too tiktok 😭
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“Never got around to trying TikTok” he posted over the course of 3 days using a rotary-dial princess phone.
January 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
“Never got around to trying TikTok” he posted over the course of 3 days using a rotary-dial princess phone.
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Waiter: would you like a lobster bib
Me: [imagining how tiny and cute it would be] obviously
Me: [imagining how tiny and cute it would be] obviously
January 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Waiter: would you like a lobster bib
Me: [imagining how tiny and cute it would be] obviously
Me: [imagining how tiny and cute it would be] obviously
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folks that do production lighting for porn are members of the illuminaughty
January 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
folks that do production lighting for porn are members of the illuminaughty
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You give my stomach butterflies but I bury them with antacid.
January 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
You give my stomach butterflies but I bury them with antacid.
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i don't believe elon musk has ever had sex
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i don't believe elon musk has ever had sex
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BREAKING: TikTok officially shuts down in the US.
January 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
BREAKING: TikTok officially shuts down in the US.
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
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Thinking of starting okfans. It’s like onlyfans but for the mediocre community.
December 1, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Thinking of starting okfans. It’s like onlyfans but for the mediocre community.
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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JUST IN:
Elon Musk’s X is now worth 72% less than when he bought it.
After paying $44 billion, a new valuation by Fidelity investment firm puts the app’s current value at $12.5 billion.
What do you say to him?
Elon Musk’s X is now worth 72% less than when he bought it.
After paying $44 billion, a new valuation by Fidelity investment firm puts the app’s current value at $12.5 billion.
What do you say to him?
December 1, 2024 at 8:12 PM
JUST IN:
Elon Musk’s X is now worth 72% less than when he bought it.
After paying $44 billion, a new valuation by Fidelity investment firm puts the app’s current value at $12.5 billion.
What do you say to him?
Elon Musk’s X is now worth 72% less than when he bought it.
After paying $44 billion, a new valuation by Fidelity investment firm puts the app’s current value at $12.5 billion.
What do you say to him?
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"oh u think ur better than the ppl who fetishize ur existence?"
yes actually
yes actually
December 1, 2024 at 11:17 PM
"oh u think ur better than the ppl who fetishize ur existence?"
yes actually
yes actually
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Smack me across the head with a shovel and knock me unconscious so I can finally rest
November 27, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Smack me across the head with a shovel and knock me unconscious so I can finally rest
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Every time someone says ‘sex work is degrading,’ I remember that there are people who write ‘team player’ on their LinkedIn while working for Amazon.
November 28, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Every time someone says ‘sex work is degrading,’ I remember that there are people who write ‘team player’ on their LinkedIn while working for Amazon.
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It's 100% true.
November 27, 2024 at 3:03 PM
It's 100% true.
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we lost the plot when we made capital I and lowercase L the same damn letter
November 27, 2024 at 12:37 AM
we lost the plot when we made capital I and lowercase L the same damn letter
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Can someone explain how putting a rainbow in a classroom is indoctrination but the Ten Commandments isn’t?
November 27, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Can someone explain how putting a rainbow in a classroom is indoctrination but the Ten Commandments isn’t?
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renewable energy idea:
anger-powered batteries
anger-powered batteries
November 25, 2024 at 10:57 AM
renewable energy idea:
anger-powered batteries
anger-powered batteries
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my boyfriend doesn’t count. 🫡
November 26, 2024 at 2:41 PM
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my boyfriend doesn’t count. 🫡
Since laws are apparently just suggestions, can we all start ignoring them? Or is that just for trump & his cronies? 😮💨
November 25, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Since laws are apparently just suggestions, can we all start ignoring them? Or is that just for trump & his cronies? 😮💨