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Hermes Caduceus 🇺🇦
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Motivator of merchants, vagabonds and teachers with two snakes and butt kicks. Free your ass and your mind will follow!
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This has gotten lost: Abigail Spanberger won big after vowing to RESCIND Glenn Youngkin's executive order directing local cooperation with ICE and voting AGAINST the anti-immigrant Laken Riley Act. Yet she gained bigly with working class.

New piece laying this out:

newrepublic.com/article/2030...
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The White House confirms Trump officials tried to convince Lauren Boebert today to drop her support for the Epstein files discharge petition.

Once Adelita Grijalva is sworn in this afternoon, majority support will be reached on that discharge petition in the House.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Lol idiots at Twitter have some major login outages. Checking security keys in a loop.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen, the new Secretary of Education…

Oh, and she’s one of the normal ones compared to the other Trump cabinet picks 🤦‍♂️
November 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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It's so important that the reality-based media stop referring to Fox as a news network and recognize it as the policy shop and propaganda network that it is.
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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much respect for g.c.
Once again putting in a plug for glucose cat
November 13, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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if you need another reason to vote this fall:

if they lose, this defines Vance forever

he's an 18-month Senator who performed badly in his only race and needed Thiel to come rescue him

he has no career after this

he's a world-historic VP mistake who fucked a couch, the end
July 27, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Heard a rumor that Vance has fucked other furniture but he claims it didn’t mean anything, it was just one nightstand.
July 26, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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The Harris campaign’s communication strategy is so effective I expect American punditry to launch a moral panic about its offenses against civility as soon as tomorrow’s panel shows and no later than next Sunday
College courses will be taught on the press strategy Kamala Harris’ team cooked up this week
July 27, 2024 at 10:24 AM
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The couch and dolphin things are actually being spread by Vance himself so that when the truth about his disgusting practices actually comes out people won't believe it.
Better let everyone know about his trick, so when the thing with the flamingos does come out, people know it's true.
if you’re in line to spread misinformation about fascists STAY IN LINE
KEEP IT UP FOLKS.
July 26, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Listen, he says his guts.
Trump: You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won’t have to vote again. #sic! #viaX Acyn youtu.be/beeWoSHoxfs
Trump: You won’t have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won’t have to vote again. sic! #viaX Acyn
youtu.be
July 27, 2024 at 11:41 AM
That will be a very creepy chat bot. Full of couch sex parties and weird brain damage variations.
Elon Musk’s X under fire over harvesting users’ data to train AI chatbot

The platform’s lead EU regulator is looking into the matter, which may infringe upon the bloc’s privacy rules.
Elon Musk’s X under fire over harvesting users’ data to train AI chatbot
The platform’s lead EU regulator is looking into the matter, which may infringe upon the bloc’s privacy rules.
www.politico.eu
July 27, 2024 at 11:40 AM
April 25, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Done!
April 24, 2024 at 5:25 PM
April 11, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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There's a big difference between people who want to read books and people who want to *have read* books
April 1, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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The irony is that AI tools still absolutely suck shit at generating PowerPoints, one of the very few things I actually want it to do
truth
April 2, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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“If anyone thinks this is only about us, this is only about Ukraine, they are fundamentally mistaken. Possible directions and even a new Russian aggression beyond Ukraine become more and more obvious,” Zelensky warned. “Strengthen our economy and we will strengthen your security.”
on.ft.com/3Hs9qPP
Ukraine funding critical for allies’ own security, Volodymyr Zelenskyy warns
President pleads for continued assistance at World Economic Forum in Davos
on.ft.com
January 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Trying to find people I relate to on Bluesky. Please share if you:

-don't believe in astronomy.

-argue that cops should arrest James Corden.

-microdose kiwis to keep your vitamin C levels stable.

-think every song could be improved by the addition of a big ol' tuba.
January 17, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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I feel strongly that this person should be in prison
A Long Island midwife administered homeopathic oral pellets instead of vaccines to some 1,500 school-aged children and then falsified their immunization records, according to New York State’s Department of Health, which on Wednesday announced that it had fined her $300,000 (gift link)
Long Island Midwife Gave 1,500 Children Pellets Instead of Vaccines
The midwife falsified vaccine records, according to New York State health officials. She was fined $300,000.
www.nytimes.com
January 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
January 3, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Oh Lordy I love your new face!
December 29, 2023 at 2:02 AM