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Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There’s a lovely key change at the end.
June 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I'm making a TV series about the different parts of my gas cooker - I've already filmed the pilot.
January 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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‘The impact has been out of this world’: the stranger who gave away a £100,000 inheritance to his neighbours
‘The impact has been out of this world’: the stranger who gave away a £100,000 inheritance to his neighbours
When David Clarke’s mother died, it took him 10 years to work out what to do with the money she left him. This year, a panel of locals in Liverpool made the decision for him It was a quiet act of generosity that briefly captured the news agenda: David…
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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I've just bought my friends a new boiler and complete central heating system, as a house warming present.
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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This was the reason HR issued Batman a formal warning
December 8, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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I pulled off a real coup when I won ‘Dove Imitator Of The Year’.
December 4, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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My mouth painting. Black Horned Bull.
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.
December 4, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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Grabbed this chair on a Lightning Deal. ⚡️

#BlackFriday #CyberMonday
December 2, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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Today’s poem is called ‘The Good Old Days’.
December 1, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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The British Royal Navy adopted the 24-hour clock in 1915, or a quarter past seven as it was called at the time.
January 11, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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Please retweet this if you've eaten sausages in the last six weeks.
November 29, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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Bobby Robson and Graham Taylor wish Terry Venables good luck with the England job in a Yellow Pages advert, in 1994.

All three now sadly no longer with us. ❤️
November 28, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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A great thing that John Kearns said on the Always Be Comedy podcast. When you get the end credits on films these days that go on for ages, why don’t we tell kids that those are all jobs they could do? Like, you can be part of this, it’s real.
November 27, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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I need to pick this game back up
November 27, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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Here’s a short story about who wins and loses from the status quo of our inheritance tax rules - and about, what you might politely call ‘sub-optimal’ journalism🧵
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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The more cabbage and carrot you shred, the bigger the side salad ~ Cole’s Law
November 25, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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Express burries one small detail as it blasts Labour for handing £536 million to ‘foreign farmers’

Almost all of the aid grants that make up the £500m total quoted were given by Conservative governments

www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...
Express burries one small detail as it blasts Labour for handing £536 million to 'foreign farmers'
Almost all of the aid grants that make up the £500m total quoted were given by Conservative governments, Peter Stefanovic pointed out.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
November 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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This is both sad and infuriating.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
'Refused service again with my guide dog, I'm done speaking out'
Sean Dilley is inundated with abuse on social media whenever he posts about discrimination issues.
www.bbc.com
November 24, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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Here’s a wonderful letter from Nick Cave to a young fan (but also to all of us).

“A little smart vampire full of raging love, amazed by the world – that will be you, my young friend, the earth shaking at your feet.”

www.theredhandfiles.com/im-13-in-a-w...
Nick Cave - The Red Hand Files - Issue #223 - I'm 13. In a world ridden with so much hate, and disconnect; How do I live life to its absolute fullest, and not waste my potential? Especially as a creat...
Dear Ruben, When I read this question, my initial thought was that the kid who wrote this has nothing to worry about, they’re going to be...
www.theredhandfiles.com
November 24, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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With 55 days to go to til Season 2 premieres, here’s a shot of Adam Scott I took with my Leica. His running approaches Cruise- level. Though no one runs like Cruise on screen…

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November 23, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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Opening a restaurant named ‘Peace and Quiet’ where kids meals cost $80
November 22, 2024 at 9:35 AM